It is just a little old-fashioned Texas beat down.

When I get old, I'm going to the old folks' home. I don't want to be one of those guys who's hanging around the house bothering the kids. But not just any old folks' home. I want the whole top floor.

Good, old-fashioned ways keep hearts sweet, heads sane, hands busy.

When you flop, that's just another message that you don't know how to play me. Stand up and take your medicine like a man.

Me shooting 40% at the foul line is just God's way to say nobody's perfect.

I'm an unorthodox type of guy, a funny guy - at least I think I'm funny. And one of the things I like to do is come up with nicknames for myself.