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It is just physics - who can argue with Newton and the first law of thermodynamics?


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DON RITTNER This change in the conception of reality is the most profound and the most fruitful that physics has...
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AL GORE We don't begrudge Mark from making a living, just not in law enforcement.
MIKE HOLT The conviction grows in me that we shall discover laws of personality and behavior which are as sign...
CARL R. ROGERS The only man who is a bigger fool than the one who knows it all is the one who will argue with him.
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NISHI DE SILVA You argue with the umpire because there is nothing else you can do about it.
LEO DUROCHER You can not argue with stupid but you can certainly play with it.
DONNA LYNN HOPE Intellectuals can debate. Idiots just argue.
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DOUGLAS LOWENSTEIN An angry player can't argue with the back of an umpire who is walking away.
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otherwise those ...
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RICK RIORDAN Pluto's pauldrons,” Reyna cursed.
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THOMAS PAINE To argue with a man who has renounced the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead.
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MARK GATISS Defending birthright citizenship is about being on the right side of liberty. The 14th Amendment is ...
MARK MCKINNON If I owned half of that dog, I would shoot my half.
MARK TWAIN I believe we have to nip Ebola in the bud before it spreads through Africa and to other countries.
MARK ZUCKERBERG Our prayer and God's mercy are like two buckets in a well; while the one ascends the other desce...
MARK HOPKINS Launching a Broadway show is like no other endeavor. It's taxing because you're present - it...
MARK HAMILL What? No one wants my bouquet! Somebody better pick it up! Somebody better pick up my bouquet!
MARK MCKINNEY To me, all war is failure for humanity, though it often is a bounty for commerce.
MARK EDWARDS What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed ...
MARK TWAIN