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it is no longer indisputable ... that the missing tapes contain crown jewel information about the nation's nuclear weapons program.


James Parker

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DR. EDWIN LYMAN We have an active program. We have nuclear weapons, we are a nuclear power. We have an advanced miss...
AYUB KHAN We have an active program ... we have nuclear weapons, we are a nuclear power, ... We have an advanc...
AYUB KHAN This is our crown jewel. It's the community's building.
BARB SKOGEN I can categorically tell you that Iran does not have a nuclear weapons program,
JAVAD ZARIF The lesson of the Cold War is that against nuclear weapons, only nuclear weapons can hold the peace.
CHUNG MONG-JOON North Korea needs to fully and immediately dismantle their nuclear weapons program,
ARI FLEISCHER Healthcare is the cornerstone of the socialist state. It is the crown jewel of the welfare state.
MONICA CROWLEY The professed function of the nuclear weapons on each side is to prevent the other side from using t...
CARL SAGAN It is most regrettable that nuclear energy is being harnessed for making nuclear weapons.
LAL BAHADUR SHASTRI Indeed, the very first resolution of the General Assembly of the United Nations - adopted unanimousl...
JOSEPH ROTBLAT The briefing highlighted many unanswered questions about [Iran's nuclear] program, and it also repor...
GREG SCHULTE The briefing highlighted many unanswered questions about (Iran's nuclear) program, and it also repor...
GREG SCHULTE Prudential will be the third jewel of the insurance crown.
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DAVID KELLEY I have little choice but to conclude that some of the intelligence related to Iraq's nuclear weapons...
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JOHN NEGROPONTE They do look at Fairfax City as a jewel in the crown.
JOANNA ORMESHER It's very certain that North Korea is developing nuclear weapons for offensive purposes. They do...
KIM YOUNG-SAM So while there is no evidence at all that Iran has any significant quantity of nuclear material or a...
JOSEPH CIRINCIONE Log files contain valuable information about the configuration of networks.
ERIC LIN I think that the idea that you can simply let that situation fester and demand the North Koreans mak...
MICHAEL O'HANLON This means that the only function of nuclear weapons, while they exist, is to deter a nuclear attack...
JOSEPH ROTBLAT Judgment is more than skill. It sets forth on intellectual seas beyond the shores of hard indisputab...
KINGMAN BREWSTER I worry about 10, 15, 20, 25 years down the road. Where are we going to be in this age of nuclear we...
LINCOLN CHAFEE Proposition 75 is the crown jewel of the Bush-Schwarzenegger agenda, ... It's what they're after. Ev...
PHIL ANGELIDES Our republic is a responsible nuclear state that, as we made clear before, will not use nuclear weap...
KIM JONG-UN Japan learned from the bombings of Hiroshima and Nagasaki that the tragedy wrought by nuclear weapon...
DAISAKU IKEDA We have to prepare for the worst, and the worst is war.
BERNARD KOUCHNER Some day, somebody is going to have to start talking about what happens to us all a decade from now ...
LAWRENCE EAGLEBURGER The threat from Saddam Hussein and weapons of mass destruction - chemical, biological, potentially n...
TONY BLAIR Finally, people from the Bush Administration argue that Iran is not really serious about making any ...
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ROBERT M. GATES We are now physically, politically, and economically one world and nations so interdependent that th...
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DONALD TRUMP Crabgrass can grow on bowling balls in airless rooms, and there is no known way to kill it that does...
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CHRIS WYSOPAL We have to be careful not to be satisfied now. We can't make it our crown jewel.
BOB MARQUARDT Its's not good to have fears like this. It only makes it more likely that you'll die that way--a sel...
SUZANNE YOUNG The foreign visitors program is important to our national security, ... We want Russian scientists t...
BILL RICHARDSON You know, people have actually changed the way they think about nuclear weapons now, post-Cold War, ...
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A. P. J. ABDUL KALAM We learned in 2003 that the federal government was headed towards researching, funding, developing a...
JIM MATHESON The most interesting discussion is about political calculations and how Iran weighs the risks and be...
GARY SAMORE It is the earnest hope of our people that the world may see the day when all nuclear weapons are abo...
EISAKU SATO I felt privileged to be a facet of such a jewel in the crown of American cinema.
TATUM O'NEAL I worry about 10, 15, 20, 25 years down the road, ... Where are we going to be in this age of nuclea...
LINCOLN CHAFEE Just as we can no longer pretend that ducking under wooden desks will keep us safe from a nuclear bo...
MIKE QUIGLEY In the 17th century, Barbados was regarded in London as 'the brightest jewel in the English crow...
ALISTAIR HORNE When we're talking about technology that involves weapons of mass destruction, nuclear, chemical...
JOHN SUNUNU Experts say that Iraq may have nuclear weapons. That's bad news - they may have a nuclear bomb. Now ...
DAVID LETTERMAN The king may rule the kingdom, but it's the queen who moves the board.
D.M. TIMNEY We are categorically against proliferation of nuclear weapons.
SERGEI LAVROV The human race cannot coexist with nuclear weapons.
ICCHO ITOH I think we achieved the agreement in '94 because the North Koreans decided they needed to be more fl...
ROBERT GALLUCCI Committed to seeking a peaceful Korean Peninsula that is free of nuclear weapons.
JAMES KELLY Every day Saddam remains in power with chemical weapons, biological weapons, and the development of ...
JOE LIEBERMAN Every day Saddam remains in power with chemical weapons, biological weapons, and the development of ...
JOSEPH LIEBERMAN Experts say that Iraq may have nuclear weapons. That's bad news - they may have a nuclear bomb. ...
DAVID LETTERMAN As far as U.S. intelligence knows, Iran is developing nuclear capacities, but they don't know if...
NOAM CHOMSKY By legitimizing Iran's nuclear program, removing the pressure of economic sanctions, and allowin...
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SUSAN RICE A nuclear program has arguably worked as a deterrent for North Korea and other states - would Moamma...
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KIERA CASS This video clearly gives the impression that Iran sees its nuclear program as a national treasure, t...
DAVID ALBRIGHT At the height of Iraq's clandestine nuclear weapons program, which nearly succeeded in building ...
BARTON GELLMAN The Kingdom of Saudi Arabia, like other countries in the region, rejects the acquisition of nuclear ...
ABDULLAH OF SAUDI ARABIA Nuclear Weapons aren't much of a threat, today; compared to Families of the world, going Nuclear.
ANIRUDDHA SASTIKAR At the end of the day, historians are going to judge this agreement primarily by whether or not it d...
ROBERT HATHAWAY I think the Iranians are clearly determined to have a nuclear program. And we have to assume that wi...
COLIN POWELL It is, I think, an indisputable fact that Americans are, as Americans, the most self- conscious peop...
HENRY JAMES It is, I think, an indisputable fact that Americans are, as Americans, the most self-conscious peopl...
HENRY JAMES It's all about trust. The information you've entrusted to Raymond James needs to be kept private and...
GENE FREDRIKSEN When the day comes that Tehran can announce its nuclear capability, every shred of international law...
CHRISTOPHER HITCHENS The capacity of the program is not sufficient for the needs of our nuclear program. But we cannot sa...
ALI LARIJANI Parker broke us down badly. We tried to contain (her) penetration, which got us out of position.
BRENT BOWER A nuclear-weapons-free world is the highest gift of humanity to the next generation.
AMIT RAY What the United States has to do is send a clear message to Iran that they will not be able to devel...
ALAN DERSHOWITZ There is no way this exercise makes us feel safer or happier about weapons of mass destruction trave...
DAVID MACKENZIE It is time for Israel to take it's nuclear weapons out of the basement and put them on the table.
JOSEPH CIRINCIONE Nuclear war is such an emotional subject that many people see the weapons themselves as the common e...
HERMAN KAHN We can no longer rely on the federal government to be our principal source of information, ... The f...
WILLIAM BRATTON We have the same feeling, the same strategy on how to contain nuclear proliferation.
WOLFGANG SCHUESSEL The only thing that kept the Cold War cold was the mutual deterrence afforded by nuclear weapons.
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MAHMOUD AHMADINEJAD It's a package (of nuclear and conventional weapons). The implication of this obviously is that nucl...
HANS KRISTENSEN Japan is the only country in the world which suffered from the scourge of nuclear weapons.
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CAMILLO MAC BICA We have, I think, come through the big danger of a vast and sudden exchange of nuclear weapons, ... ...
BEN BOVA India can live without nuclear weapons. That's our dream, and it should be the dream of the U.S....
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DOROTHY PARKER Why is it no one ever sent me yet one perfect limousine, do you suppose? Ah no, it's always just my ...
DOROTHY PARKER Let others laugh when you sacrifice desire to duty, if they will. You have time and eternity to rejo...
THEODORE PARKER Let us do our duty, in our shop in our kitchen, in the market, the street, the office, the school, t...
THEODORE PARKER By the time you swear you're his,
Shivering and sighing,
And he vows his passion is
Infi...
DOROTHY PARKER Out in Hollywood, where the streets are paved with Goldwyn, the word
DOROTHY PARKER They laid their hands upon my head,
They stroked my cheek and brow;
And time could heal a hu...
DOROTHY PARKER Wealth and want equally harden the human heart, like frost and fire both are alien to human flesh.
THEODORE PARKER Money cannot buy health, but I'd settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair.
DOROTHY PARKER Hollywood money isn't money. It's congealed snow, melts in your hand, and there you are.
DOROTHY PARKER I can't talk about Hollywood. It was a horror to me when I was there and it's a horror to look back ...
DOROTHY PARKER Gratitude -- the meanest and most sniveling attribute in the world.
DOROTHY PARKER I don't care what anybody says about me as long as it isn't true.
DOROTHY PARKER Where's the man could ease a heart, like a satin gown?
DOROTHY PARKER Brevity is the soul of lingerie.
DOROTHY PARKER Four be the things I am wiser to know:
Idleness, sorrow, a friend, and a foe.
Four be the th...
DOROTHY PARKER It is very sad for a man to make himself servant to a single thing; his manhood all taken out of him...
THEODORE PARKER I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
After four...
DOROTHY PARKER Enjoyed it! One more drink and I'd have been under the host.
DOROTHY PARKER Drink, and dance and laugh and lie, love the reeling midnight through, for tomorrow we shall die! (B...
DOROTHY PARKER It serves me right for putting all my eggs in one bastard.
DOROTHY PARKER