It is offensive to my own family.


Dave Tanner

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It is what it is, it is what you make it.
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I'm starting my own family, and there is no other feeling like it.
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I pity my brother Ferdinand, knowing by my own feelings how sad a thing it is to live apart from one...
MARIE ANTOINETTE
But, I still can't totally forgive Dave for blowing my world apart. DO YOU HEAR THAT, DAVE?!
K.M. SHEA
I came to love, I came into my own.
THEODORE ROETHKE
To stand on the
brink of what is coming, feeling eager, optimistic anticipation—with no feeli...
ASK AND IT IS GIVEN
Dave Herman as Michael Bolton is one of my favorite performances ever.
ADAM MCKAY
Coach Dave Hess made a blocking adjustment on the offensive line that allowed us to run the ball. We...
BILL SCOTT
Dave was well-meaning, but he did the test pretty much on his own.
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To be honest, there are no problems between me and Messi. People have their own opinions about who t...
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Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this makes no sense, microwave.
ANONYMOUS
People tend to fear the ghosts in their own family. You feel these family curses and think, 'If ...
CHRISTIAN LOUBOUTIN
It is a lie.
ARTHUR MILLER
The Madden Curse has really taken on a life of its own. People just love talking about it, and it is...
DREW BREES
Dave Bowman: Hello, HAL. Do you read me, HAL?
HAL: Affirmative, Dave. I read you.
Dave B...
ARTHUR C. CLARKE
We're going to make this weekend in his honor.
DAVE TANNER
We're ever so hopeful that we'll get him back and get him going again.
DAVE TANNER
I think it would cost us, the county, the community a lot of great things.
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You have to support that, but the kids were in tears over that.
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My family has lived here for eight generations. Compare that with recent Argentine presidents who ar...
JAN CHEEK
Unpredictability means what it means. I don't know how you define it. It is what it is.
MICHAEL KEATON
I come personally from a broken family, divorced very early in my childhood, a family with its own s...
BILL DE BLASIO
When you're tanner, you feel hotter and sexier. You should try it.
NICOLE POLIZZI
This is my story. These things are my past, and I will not allow them to be washed away. I will find...
LAUREN DESTEFANO
I think it's a wise pick. Dave is a Pitt guy. Dave has a commitment to this university. The exciteme...
MIKE DITKA
37. It is better to be single and unhappy than unhappily married.
JAMES C. DOBSON
A saint? Tanner Stone was the anti-Christ.
AMY ANDREWS
I know enough of the family life of officers. I scarcely know my own children or they me.
ZACHARY TAYLOR
My lyrics aren't offensive. Some people find everything offensive.
TYLER, THE CREATOR
She shut her eyes to block out the image. This was all kinds of madness. “Tanner.”

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Tanner is a coach's dream. He works hard, is always striving to improve, and leads by example. Tanne...
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I always loved the verve and vivacity of pulp and I kind of merged it with my own interest in family...
DANIEL WOODRELL
I wanted to find a place of my own in a very knowledgeable family.
KAREN ENGLAND
Those who forget the past are doomed to repeat it
SARA SHEPARD
They're pretty brave to be showing off that much leg. Especially Tanner.
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Sam and Tanner and Gunde (the captains) have shown great leadership for this team. It is a great gro...
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You have to respect every player. Each player has his own offensive identity.
GARY ERNST
This is how we reveal ourselves: these tiny flashes of discomfort, the reactions we can’t hide.
CHRISTINA LAUREN
It is not possible for one to teach others who cannot teach his own family.
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It is what it is, and it ain't nothin' else... Everything is clearly, openly, plainly delive...
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With '10,000,' our aim was to make a film that was entertaining and a roller-coaster ride; i...
STEVEN STRAIT
Dad had a sign of his own. MY BEAUTIFUL FAMILY, it read, and then underneath that (AND GUS).
JOHN GREEN
Consenting to slavery is a sacrilegious breach of trust, as offensive in the sight of God as it is d...
JOHN ADAMS
It was a good start for us. We had some big shoes with Tanner (Bloom) graduating.
ALLEN HORNTHAL
My lyrics aren't offensive. Some people find everything offensive.
TYLER, THE CREATOR
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For my own family, I would always choose the makeshift, surrogate family formed by various character...
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What happens is, in my own case - my own LLCs - the income flows to my personal tax return, whatever...
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La Petite is still functioning with the help of Linda and Betty Tanner and Kent Vaughn.
ELKE ALLEN
Tanner had to step up to fill a hole and he rose to the occasion.
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It's very certain that North Korea is developing nuclear weapons for offensive purposes. They do...
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I have differences of opinion within my own family, an Irish Catholic family. So, I do respect those...
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The imperfections in my family made me learn to deal with things on my own and solve problems for my...
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Unless cameras were rolling, I was pretty much not Danny Tanner.
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I swear... to hold my teacher in this art equal to my own parents; to make him partner in my livelih...
HIPPOCRATES
I don't think Dave is going to do anymore (episodes)
CHARLIE MURPHY
I don't think Dave is going to do anymore (episodes).
CHARLIE MURPHY
I don't do my own Instagram.
YOUNG THUG
I have my own strength.
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It's only the losers named 'Dave' that think having an unusual name is bad, and who care...
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I follow my own head. And if I'm determined to do something, then I'll make sure that I make...
LAURA DEKKER
I know how Dave [Mellor] is. He's very meticulous. It was in great condition.
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Scars are not injuries, Tanner Sack. A scar is a healing. After injury, a scar is what makes you who...
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It felt great to be on that stage in front of so many friends and family. It was different than figh...
MAUREEN SHEA
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Family is the most precious thing I ever have.Because,they are the people who worry about me in my s...
NISHI DE SILVA
The family was God's idea, not our own, and it is still a wonderful institution.
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Work used to be the No. 1 important thing to me. Everything revolved around it, and to have a new pe...
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I saw that there is no Nature,
That Nature doesn’t exist,
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My own mother always taught me that fairness was a family value - I think equal pay is about fairnes...
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BUTCH TRUCKS
I have a great work ethic - from watching Lucille Ball, not necessarily my own family.
JENNY LEWIS
I live in Newark. My family lives in Newark. I own a house in Newark.
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Dave is very good defensively on his feet.
DON COOLEY
Love, smiles and hugs surmount disease and depression; I’ve seen it with my own eyes. I love you L...
SCOTTIE SOMERS
My family is all coming in for a family reunion, including my 84-year-old mother. This is our family...
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I am going to resign. The only way Dave can serve is if I resign, short of confirmation. I would not...
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It was a home job. Dave (Grohl) taught me.
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I was always an Olsen. I never thought of myself as a Brady. I never actually wanted to be a Brady. ...
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I love to see my family together. That's what life is about. It's about family.
JA RULE

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DAVE BARRY
I'd take a nerf bullet for you.
DAVE BARRY
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my car...
DAVE BARRY
The first person who decided to say a word instead of throwing a rock can be considered the starter ...
DAVE BARRY
It was not that Adam ate the apple for the apple's sake, but because it was forbidden. It would have...
DAVE BARRY
I was always taught to respect my elders and I've now reached the age when I don't have anybody to r...
DAVE BARRY
Painting: The art of protecting flat surfaces from the weather and exposing them to the critic.
DAVE BARRY
I may not know Karate, but I know crazy and I'm not afraid to use it.
DAVE BARRY
In beer there is freedom, in wine there is health, in cognac there is power and in water there is ba...
DAVE BARRY
Books have a unique way of stopping time in a particular moment and saying: Let’s not forget this.
DAVE EGGERS
Wake up naked drinking coffee
Making plans to change the world
While the world is changing...
DAVE MATTHEWS
Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see wi...
DAVE BARRY
Can you imagine the reaction of a British tabloid newspaper if they found a small school in rural En...
DAVE GORMAN
We have advantages. We have a cushion to fall back on. This is abundance. A luxury of place and time...
DAVE EGGERS
How could I have been anyone other than me?
DAVE MATTHEWS
My band career ended late in my senior year when John Cooper and I threw my amplifier out the dormit...
DAVE BARRY
As a rule, software systems do not work well until they have been used, and have failed repeatedly, ...
DAVE PARNAS
Don't get suckered in by the comments ... they can terribly be misleading.
DAVE STORER
Giving half answers won't make the conversation half as long.
DAVE JOHNSON
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would b...
DAVE BARRY
A theme is a memory aid, it helps you through the presentation just as it also provides the thread o...
DAVE CAREY
What Women Want: To be loved, to be listened to, to be desired, to be respected, to be needed, to be...
DAVE BARRY
Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popula...
DAVE BARRY
Guys are simple... women are not simple and they always assume that men must be just as complicated ...
DAVE BARRY
Democracy: In which you say what you like and do what you're told.
DAVE BARRY
There are two distinctive classes of people today, those who have personal computers, and those who ...
DAVE BARRY
The obvious and fair solution to the housework problem is to let men do the housework for, say, the ...
DAVE BARRY
It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in...
DAVE BARRY
In the old days, it was not called the Holiday Season; the Christians called it 'Christmas' and went...
DAVE BARRY
Although Golf was originally restricted to wealthy Protestants, today its open to anybody who owns h...
DAVE BARRY
Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybo...
DAVE BERRY
Anything done for the first time unleashes a demon.
DAVE SIM
I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends. I can win an argument on any topic, against any ...
DAVE BARRY
The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
DAVE BARRY
A thunderstorm is God's way of saying you spend too much time in front of the computer
DAVE BARRY