It is the difference between men and women, not the sameness, that creates the tension and the delight.

Saving the world is only a hobby. Most of the time I do nothing.

I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.

Women are like fine wine. They all start out fresh, fruity and intoxicating to the mind and then they turn full-bodied with age until they go sour and vinegary and give you a headache.

Any girl can be glamorous; all you have to do is stand still and look stupid.

Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilty, and I'll show you a man.