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It isn't exactly a huge success on our part, because the spying has already happened.


Josh Sonnenfeld

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The great state of Connecticut has been a huge part of the success of our program.
LARRY VANWAGNER One sister for sale,
One sister for sale,
One crying and spying young sister for sale
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DALE JARRETT Just a huge turnaround for Josh.
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ADAM GRANT This is part of a troubling pattern by the government of spying on peaceful groups.
KATHLEEN TAYLOR This is a great group that has done great things for this program. They are a huge part of our succe...
DON FERRELL That's a huge part of having success over time,
MARK FARLEY This is a huge undertaking on our co-op's part, but I think the risk is worth it because I think it ...
BRENDA FRITZ OK," Josh said evenly, "I've seen men made of mud, I guess I can accept spying rats. Do they talk?" ...
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PHILIP K. DICK find out exactly how this happened.
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DAVE SCHMIDT The travel and tourism industry, it's just a huge part of our economy.
KAREN HUGHES There is a legitimate fear on the part of some African-Americans that it is happening. I don't know ...
ELLIOTT STONECIPHER Oh, that? I never thought it was eavesdropping, Aslan. Wasn't it magic?"

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WOODY ALLEN There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and w...
DOUGLAS ADAMS She has come up huge many times already this season.
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JOHN KOSKINEN It could be viewed that they cannot, because the state already has spoken on the subject.
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JOSH SONNENFELD This is just them covering their tracks.
JOSH SONNENFELD This announcement doesn't make the spying null and void. While some may see this as a positive sign,...
JOSH SONNENFELD We do not understand why we, who engage in peaceful protests, are considered to be 'credible threats...
JOSH SONNENFELD To me, he's our stopper. He's a huge part of our team.
JUSTIN DUCHSCHERER We take the perspective that the episode has already happened to him and he's sitting back reflectin...
GREG GARCIA Unless the worm has already been removed from the computer, it could update itself and send out a hu...
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DENNIS ERICKSON Curran's whore comes to visit us," Jarek said in accented English.

The three men laughed ...
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OSHO We feel that a huge part of our success is due to the support we receive every day from the local co...
JEFF NEWMAN We want to let people know what happened, because it is part of our history. We want to let people k...
ERIC GULLICKSON Our numbers are huge because the scale of our industry is huge,
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DENNIS DERFLINGER Our daily decisions and habits have a huge impact upon both our levels of happiness and success.
SHAWN ACHOR Success is a huge topic that is more so based on luck.
OSCAR AULIQ-ICE He has gone for a scan, so we will not take a risk until we are sure exactly what has happened to hi...
CARLOS QUEIROZ My Message is already out, what has left is to go and to do your part of the work.
DEYTH BANGER Everyone gets fired up for it and has a good time. ... I love special teams. It's a big part of the ...
LEE MARKS This was a huge miss on the part of the government.
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DEREK SLAP It would be irresponsible to comment when we don't exactly know what has happened. We will cooperate...
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NICHOLAS MOSLEY huge failure on the part of the Bush administration...
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ANDREA MARTIN It's huge having him back. He's a big part of our offense, a big part of our team. Any time he touch...
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BARACK OBAMA Where you have a 100kph of undivided road, it doesn't take a huge error on the part of a driver to h...
JASON BENTLEY Patrick said that the problem was that since everything has happened already, it makes it hard to br...
STEPHEN CHBOSKY We have some material on spying by a major government on the tech industry. Industrial espionage.
JULIAN ASSANGE Lisa?s been a big part of our success but it has been someone new stepping up every week. It?s alway...
JENNY CONDON The auto insurance market is extremely competitive, and we're constantly reviewing our rates to rema...
MIKE CONCANNON This was a great man of the 20th century, one of those who had a huge and positive influence on what...
YEGOR GAIDAR [Rep. Rob Simmons, R-Conn., said the White House responded to the caucus] in part as a function of o...
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JOSH BILLINGS As scarce as truth is, the supply has always been in excess of the demand.
JOSH BILLINGS Time is like money, the less we have of it to spare the further we make it go.
JOSH BILLINGS There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva.
JOSH GROBAN Hope is the most exciting thing in life and if you honestly believe that love is out there, it will ...
JOSH HARTNETT You don't have to be a genius when you're surrounded by morons.
JOSH LIEB If you write a post and put it on a blog, that's a historical document. If you change your template,...
JOSH GREENBERG Gratitude can sometimes be as annoying as whininess.
JOSH LIEB It doesn't pay to be good at something unless you are the absolute best at it.
JOSH LIEB Insanity is just what we call stupidity when it doesn't make sense.
JOSH LIEB Important days don't look like anything special when they start. Invariably, the sun rises and peopl...
JOSH LIEB The time to pray is not when we are in a tight spot but just as soon as we get out of it.
JOSH BILLINGS It's interesting, on your second day of existence, to realize that your father is going to blame all...
JOSH LIEB The language that we use now impacts on the ability to vote, it impacts on the marketplace; instead ...
JOSH HOMME One of the best temporary cures for pride and affectation is seasickness; a man who wants to vomit n...
JOSH BILLINGS I've teamed up with PetSmart Charities to celebrate the five million homeless pets who've fo...
JOSH DUHAMEL The reflexive allergy to L.A. that a lot of New Yorkers have, I feel like it's kind of nonsense.
JOSH RADNOR After a brief period in which I had let many a Southern Californian convince me that it was all '...
JOSH RADNOR Everyone feels a sense of ownership in creating a Lynn Shelton movie. Lynn chooses amazing people - ...
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