FastSaying

It just doesn't exist by the time I get to home; you're a million miles away.


Jeff Welt

  Email Quote to Friends   Link to Quote   Create Short URL  Publish Text About This Quote   Share on Facebook, Twitter, and more
  See Recommended Quotes For You

Related

My advice was to stay a million miles away from it.
DAVID AXELROD I can see the sun okay, and that's 93 million miles away.
BRUCE FROEMMING It's not a million miles away from rock and roll,
IAN ANDERSON Then I start to struggle
With a feeble song
Which will overcome me
Many miles from ho...
LEONARD COHEN What are your thoughts on Dundee's promotion chances? That is a million miles away.
ALAN KERNAGHAN I've never been away from home for this length of time before, ... By the time I get home, I will ha...
GUY BERRYMAN We're trying to get the fatalities to the point where we have one fatality every 100 million vehicle...
JOSEPH SZCZUR I remember in high school trying to get home from water-polo practice in time so I could see Happy D...
TED MCGINLEY The Mojave Desert just blows me away. It is just miles upon miles of this weirdly beautiful desolati...
EMILY PRIDDY If youre in an awkward position, feel comfortable enough to walk away.
BEAU MIRCHOFF The first and foremost human right or fundamental right is the right to exist.
APURVA GAGLANI They blow themselves up in order to get at us, and we launch 3 million dollar missiles off of giant ...
BILL HICKS They won't be a right be a right time, Thea, it doesn't exist. Just get it over with
CATHERINE GREENMAN I run about four to five miles, three days a week. I have four young children, so pretty much the on...
KAI RYSSDAL My grandmother worked at one of those Bel-Air mansions, and we would go - not too often, but every n...
ICE CUBE Out there in the spotlight you're a million miles away and every ounce of energy you try to give awa...
JON ENGLISH It looked like I had enough room to get by Jeff and I think that Charles had enough room on the othe...
ERIC CURRAN Don't get me wrong: I love nuclear energy! It's just that I prefer fusion to fission. And it just so...
WILLIAM MCDONOUGH I'm quiet and introverted, and I like to just be by myself a lot. I like to read and just get aw...
MANNY MONTANA A million miles from nowhere, is better than going nowhere, a million times.
ANTHONY LICCIONE Would they want Jeff Bagwell now making $17 million, or opt for access to $15 million? I can underst...
BARRY AXELROD Why that's a hundred miles away. That's a long way to go just to eat.
WILLIAM FAULKNER Take your million smiles through billion miles; life will never get boring for you even for a while.
ISRAELMORE AYIVOR I tried to get as far away from home as possible after I graduated from high school because I had a ...
CATHERINE OPIE I feel my fear moving away in rings through time for a million years.
BREECE D'J PANCAKE just because theres a goalie, doesnt mean you cant score
BRADLEY ADAM HENDERSON It's just unreal. I get 53 miles per gallon and it still hurts.
GARY ALLEN Getting to play for the home folks, there on Lake Martin, with guys like Jeff Cook, man it dont get ...
BRAD COTTER When it was 25-20 and they scored, it felt like miles away to get seven points made up.
BOB CURRAN It just adds more time. Not really more miles, but more time.
DAVID HUFFMAN At 1.7 million square km (656,000 square miles), up to 3 km (nearly two miles) thick and a little sm...
JULIAN DOWDESWELL I would never have believed it unless I saw it. The devastation just goes on for miles and miles and...
JOSEPH DEFILLIPO He just blew me away and what it taught me was that Miles didn't hear it as a mistake.
HERBIE HANCOCK Your mind can wander miles just to reach someone far far away.
ARSLAN AHMAD Getting to play for the home folks, there on Lake Martin, with guys like Jeff Cook, man it don’t ge...
BRAD COTTER We're journalists and we just pack it away. You don't get a special badge of courage for losing your...
JAMES O'BYRNE Just because you came to the end of a cliff it doesnt mean that is the end,find a rope to climb down...
JOHN ALEXANDER TRISTRAM I was only 250 miles away, but now I'm 2,500 miles away. I was a little disappointed my wife and gra...
BILLY J. WILLIAMS You've got a couple million cars coming into the market with 70,000 to 80,000 miles, and they're rol...
DICK MORSE I doubt it. I just think he's going to equal or slightly exceed the $74 million from the last time. ...
GEORGE ARZT It was just enough stops. We've been successful coming to Lexington. We think of it as our home away...
BILL TOMSICH Human beings are like the screwed-up children of alcoholic parents in that way, picking up the piece...
JOE SCHREIBER My parents tried to leave at 3:30 in the morning. By 9:30, they weren't 20 miles up the road. They j...
JACOB KINCAIDE Time and time again, as a boy, I was humiliated. I celebrated my first day in long pants by going to...
VASH YOUNG I sleep better on the road than I do at home. I'm used to sleeping in a million different hotels...
CARLI LLOYD I?ve learned it?s a million miles from winning the tournament, and I think that has helped me. Obvio...
JUSTIN ROSE Ich erinnere mich noch an Ihre Worte: „Die Welt ist ein Schlachthaus und ein Bordell.“ Damals sc...
ISAAC BASHEVIS SINGER When I get away from home for too long I start to get crazy, so I need to get back, ... We have to g...
GEORGE PORTER Just by loving the good things about a person doesnt mean you truly love them it means your pretendi...
SEGEV LAYANI It's a dirty little secret that I'm pretty self-conscious about coloring my own work. I just...
DOUG TENNAPEL And then I got into sports and gave my guitar to my brother Jeff who was just a little kid at that t...
BEAU BRIDGES Dear Stephanie, I hardly know where to begin. I am on a monstrous machine that is taking me thousand...
DEAR PAUL He's perfect... perfect. You ought to see him. He's just a little thing, but he'll get bigger as tim...
DEBRA ROBINSON I find, interestingly enough, the days I do not take an alternate commute, people have to light a fi...
JEFF WELT The whole secret is you just get on the bike and go. It's not rocket science.
JEFF WELT I must warn you, that those folks, it would take $40 million just to get a jump start on it.
FRANK FISHER Until we get a league up and running, we can't expect to be in the media at home. We need that to ge...
DON KNAPP I can run a thousand miles and wait a million years for you if you love me.
M.F. MOONZAJER You cannot underestimate people's ability to spot a soulless, bureaucratic tactic a million mile...
GARY VAYNERCHUK More than 3 million square miles of territory to protect, 10 thousand miles of border to guard and a...
GEN BEN CHIDLAW They could be two or three miles from home. They all had bells around their necks that made differen...
BOHN MUSGRAVE We've sent a man to the moon, and that's 29,000 miles away. The center of the Earth is only 4,000 mi...
ANDY ROONEY You live in the future compare to my time. But time won't ever change anything about us. I know you'...
CADIR LAMPE If it doesnt help, I damned sure dont know what will.
JACK MOORE He doesn't want to get beat up out there because he wants to save himself for defense. The thing is ...
DENNIS YOUNG My grandmother and I followed my mother here, to a house a block north of Hollywood Boulevard but a ...
CAROL BURNETT I am sitting far from you
A thousand miles away from you
I sit and write for you
A th...
AMIT ABRAHAM Each city has unique qualities. What stuck in my head was within 300 miles there are 55 million Amer...
GEORGE PYNE It's great to be home -- always is anytime you've been away form home for a long time.
JAMES STUCK The shift from incoherence to coherence can bring dramatic effects: a 60-watt light bulb whose light...
WILLIAM A. TILLER Any time I get to go home is a joyous occasion.
DAVID NAIL It's so refreshing because it's very hard to even get scores. It's a home away from home.
BOB LEONARD You can only exist as far as your mind will allow you to exist, and I think chronic pain will stop t...
PHIL ANSELMO This act demonstrates graphically a turning away the past and moving ahead. You now get to refresh y...
JOE HENDERSON It's a great time just to get away for a little while and give my shoulder and my ribs time to heal.
CHRIS PAUL It's hard to forget that just a couple miles away there is complete destruction where the city was s...
BILLY CARROLL We are not about to send American boys 9 or 10 thousand miles away from home to do what Asian boys o...
LYNDON B. JOHNSON By the way/How'd I get home?
LINDA PERRY Mars is a long ways away. The moon is only 240,000 miles, but Mars is in the millions. It's too ...
JIM LOVELL When I was forty and looking at sixty, it seemed like a thousand miles away. But sixty-two feels lik...
HARRY BELAFONTE I love HGTV. I love working on my house and have really been bit by the 'luxury remodeling' ...
LAZ ALONSO He's a Jeff Gordon, a Tony Stewart, an exception to the rule, ... What he lacks in experience, he ma...
GARY SCELZI You can't just get rid of it by tearing it up, ... which means I actually could still be legally mar...
RICHARD BACON I went away for a week. I had time to do a bit of fishing and to play some golf, trying not to think...
CRAIG STEVENS We're not going to be able to get away with throwing $200 million or $300 million at this and declar...
JEFF SOUTHARD I mean, what Fiat had it was not very big, it was something like forty or fifty million dollars, but...
GIANNI AGNELLI It is often easier to become outraged by injustice half a world away than by oppression and discrimi...
CARL T. ROWAN It is often easier to become outraged by injustice half a world away than by oppression and discrimi...
CARL ROWAN If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today...
ROBERT X CRINGELY I think I get it now. It doesn't matter how nice home is--it just matters that it feels like home.
JAMIE FORD It was a rough decision. I just really felt the miles between us.
JOE GINNANE Jeff: I could go to New York if I wanted to, but what's the point? So I can learn how to order a cap...
ERIC BOGOSIAN I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away.
PHYLLIS DILLER I can't imagine a team having a more rigorous non-conference schedule than S.C. State. Having not pl...
DAVE ODOM I'm based in London now. I'm renting an apartment, making my own little home. It's great...
SAMANTHA MUMBA The first time I got caught, I had run away. When I came home, the cops yelled at me for an hour. I ...
JAMIE BITETTO I never trust a fighting man who doesnt smoke or drink.
ADMIRAL FREDERICK I never trust a fighting man who doesnt smoke or drink.
ADMIRAL WILLIAM FREDERICK HALSEY JR. (BULL) If the automobile had followed the same development as the computer, a Rolls Royce would today cost ...
ROBERT CRINGELY Despite costing in excess of € 1 million per annum to provide, the continuation and availability o...
MICHAEL CRAIG

More Jeff Welt

I find, interestingly enough, the days I do not take an alternate commute, people have to light a fi...
JEFF WELT The whole secret is you just get on the bike and go. It's not rocket science.
JEFF WELT They know that the tongue is part of the digestive system, which they view as a whole, and it's part...
THEODORE WELT Wherever there are toothbrushes, there's also going to be a tongue cleaner.
THEODORE WELT The reality is that for small violations of these temperatures, the products are fine but get thrown...
BRUCE WELT We think this sensor will make the perishable supply chain both safer and more efficient. Hopefully,...
BRUCE WELT It strikes me as a sound, honest statement for a prospective voter to say: 'Look, I haven't ...
JEFF GREENFIELD I do believe we have voter fraud in America.
JEFF SESSIONS Where I grew up, I could be a punk rocker and a jock. But in college, it became apparent that those ...
JEFF AMENT I cherish my privacy, and woe betide anyone who tries to interfere with that.
JEFF BECK Richard Donner's friendship and guidance showed me that there's more to life than being an a...
JEFF COHEN That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.
JEFF FOXWORTHY Market leadership can translate directly to higher revenue, higher profitability, greater capital ve...
JEFF BEZOS We expect all our businesses to have a positive impact on our top and bottom lines. Profitability is...
JEFF BEZOS If you're competitor-focused, you have to wait until there is a competitor doing something. Bein...
JEFF BEZOS It's not an experiment if you know it's going to work.
JEFF BEZOS Life's too short to hang out with people who aren't resourceful.
JEFF BEZOS What's dangerous is not to evolve.
JEFF BEZOS I write for kids because I think the most interesting (and most humorous) stories come from people&#...
JEFF KINNEY People are roasting each other at parties, at work events, around the fire. It's so fun. People ...
JEFF ROSS If you can't tolerate critics, don't do anything new or interesting.
JEFF BEZOS Have you ever seen people so ugly that you have to get someone else to verify it?
JEFF FOXWORTHY 'Diary of a Wimpy Kid' is my first book, and it's the fulfillment of a life-long dream. ...
JEFF KINNEY I know Elon, we're very like minded in many ways. We're not conceptual twins. One thing I wa...
JEFF BEZOS Tyria's a big world. We get a grand tour in 'Ghosts of Ascalon.' We're in Divinity&#...
JEFF GRUBB When the blood of thousands of Americans is shed, the impact lingers. For a generation after the Civ...
JEFF GREENFIELD You obviously don't really forget how to play the old songs; you just don't have to spend so...
JEFF TWEEDY I think frugality drives innovation, just like other constraints do. One of the only ways to get out...
JEFF BEZOS Most cynics are really crushed romantics: they've been hurt, they're sensitive, and their cy...
JEFF BRIDGES It's not about finding relevance or perfection or imperfection in objects, but it's that you...
JEFF KOONS There's kind of a Zen aspect to bowling. The pins are either staying up or down before you even ...
JEFF BRIDGES The beauty of the Internet is that anybody can be a broadcaster now.
JEFF ZUCKER We just got a tour bus. I didn't know tour buses could be this nice. It's just me, Brian Han...
JEFF DUNHAM When I was growing up, my house was filled with books. My mother was an educator, and my father was ...
JEFF KINNEY Some states like Nebraska have thus far responsibly managed their budgets, even in tough times, and ...
JEFF FORTENBERRY Puberty was the main culprit in ending my acting career. I went from being kind of this chunky littl...
JEFF COHEN The Census Bureau can ask citizens very invasive questions, and if they don't respond, the gover...
JEFF DUNCAN While the Census Bureau already has a legal obligation to keep people's information confidential...
JEFF DUNCAN Monkeys can't talk, stupid!
JEFF KINNEY What Richard and Mildred Loving did was, by their nature, not by any calculus, they separated themse...
JEFF NICHOLS I think Vice is vastly overrated. And I think that if you are interested in reaching young males, wh...
JEFF ZUCKER Why - because as a oil and gas small business owner - I know if someone is not doing their job, they...
JEFF LANDRY Protestations of indifference to higher office are hard to take seriously when the 'non-candidat...
JEFF GREENFIELD One of the pillars of backward thinking in America is the idea that you can have jobs or you can hav...
JEFF GOODELL I'm actually the son of Mary Guibert. My mother was born in the Panama Canal zone and came to Am...
JEFF BUCKLEY I certainly try to avoid getting bogged down in forensics. There is certainly a whole lot of other w...
JEFF LINDSAY I love the ocean. Boats, not so much.
JEFF GOLDBLUM You know, I remember Career Day in high school. I remember plumbers and lawyers... I don't remem...
JEFF FOXWORTHY Sensitivity isn't being wimpy. It's about being so painfully aware that a flea landing on a ...
JEFF BUCKLEY It is very difficult to get people to focus on the most important things when you're in boom tim...
JEFF BEZOS Find something in life that you love doing. If you make a lot of money, that's a bonus, and if y...
JEFF FOXWORTHY People can transcend and overcome their differences and be very easily bonded.
JEFF FORTENBERRY If I'm on form and I'm not being bothered too much by mental problems or whatever, I can whi...
JEFF BECK It's not a born-again thing; it was a peaceful, really, really cool moment where I just felt tha...
JEFF FISHER For the first time I could remember, I felt weak, woozy and stupid— like a human-being. Like a ver...
JEFF LINDSAY There is no such thing as political science, but there are tenancies so strong that they might as we...
JEFF GREENFIELD Stop trying to treat music like it's a tennis shoe, something to be branded. If the music indust...
JEFF TWEEDY For special wrestlers, there's somewhere else to go - as long as you're not brainwashed by t...
JEFF HARDY From the industry's point of view, the problem is not that coal companies blast the top off moun...
JEFF GOODELL I'm lying in my bed, blanket is warm, this body will never keep me safe from harm. I still feel ...
JEFF BUCKLEY I am not going to approve the home-screening format for my film just carte blanche in lieu of a thea...
JEFF NICHOLS Editorial pages all say, 'Well, the other guy has a point, too. It remains to be seen how this w...
JEFF MACNELLY I am not the Jeff Sessions my detractors have tried to create. I am not a racist. I am not insensiti...
JEFF SESSIONS I've never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished the fifth grade a year before I did.
JEFF FOXWORTHY Some of these people need ten years of therapy --ten sentences of mine do not equal ten years of the...
JEFF ZASLOW But there is a limit to thinking about even a small piece of something monumental. You still see the...
JEFF VANDERMEER I am not shy about admitting my modest talents. For example, I am happy to admit that I am better th...
JEFF LINDSAY You can't do everything but you can do something!
JEFF DIXON Acting is nothing more or less than playing. The idea is to humanize life.
JEFF GOLDBLUM Cats are smarter than dogs. You can not get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.
JEFF VALDEZ Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked.
JEFF PESIS Two monologues do not make a dialogue.
JEFF DALY Change happens in the boiler room of our emotions... so find out how to light their fires.
JEFF DEWAR We are not put on this earth for ourselves, but are placed here for each other. If you are there alw...
JEFF WARNER I've never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished the fifth grade a year before I did.
JEFF FOXWORTHY Do you remember how slowly the days passed when you were a child? An 80-mile car trip seemed endless...
JEFF DAVIDSON The beaten path is the safest, but the traffics terrible.
JEFF TAYLOR What are the best times to reflect on the course of your life? Whenever you are near water, such as ...
JEFF DAVIDSON Ask yourself, If I had only sixty seconds on the stage, what would I absolutely have to say to get m...
JEFF DEWAR The constant dilemma of the information age is that our ability to gathera sea of data greatly excee...
JEFF DAVIDSON We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.
JEFF ARDER When a heart breaks it also opens -Jeff Arch- screenwriter.
JEFF ARCH Two monologues do not make a dialogue.
JEFF DALY If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the wor...
JEFF FOXWORTHY You think Nature is some Disney movie? Nature is a killer. Nature is a bitch. It's feeding time out ...
JEFF MELVOIN The law is not so much carved in stone as it is written in water, flowing in and out with the tide.
JEFF MELVOIN Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.
JEFF VALDEZ George Washington had a vision for this country. Was it three days of uninterrupted shopping?
JEFF MELVOIN My whole career can be summed up with 'Ignorance is bliss.' When you do not know better, you do not ...
JEFF FOXWORTHY Sexually,we are all competing for the same seat on the bus and the thing that holds it together is t...
JEFF MELVOIN When people are committed to things, and the world view they have is no longer in alignment with our...
JEFF BAENA There are so many books I love for different reasons. For superhero stuff, I always go back to Alan ...
JEFF LEMIRE I like Donald. I guess I shouldn't call him that. I like President Trump. He's affable. He&#...
JEFF ZUCKER If you only do things where you know the answer in advance, your company goes away.
JEFF BEZOS I think we're programmed for hardship. In my experience, human beings are happiest when they'...
JEFF CARLSON Kids can sniff out when they are being preached to, and they don't like it. So while my books ar...
JEFF KINNEY There's also a lot of gritty Americana type of bands. I actually have a lot of Britpop on my iPo...
JEFF VANDERMEER With a nation at war against terrorism and our men and women on the front line defending our homelan...
JEFF MILLER The funny thing about 'Take Shelter' is that a lot of people talk about how it was allegory ...
JEFF NICHOLS The basic social contract is that citizens agree to follow the law, pay their taxes, and devote thei...
JEFF SESSIONS The enemies of freedom are waging an all-out assault on the Second Amendment to the Constitution, wh...
JEFF DUNCAN I've always said that instead of watching a guy juggle seven things amazingly I would rather see...
JEFF DUNHAM I would go to bed every night and have dreams about having a time machine and somehow I'd have t...
JEFF MANGUM Today, energy prices are at historic highs. Some analysts estimate that energy price shocks this yea...
JEFF BINGAMAN I'm a chairperson for 'No Kid Hungry', a campaign for poor American children.
JEFF BRIDGES As a strong supporter of our 2nd Amendment rights, I believe tougher enforcement of our nation's...
JEFF MILLER This was one of the places people told me to go, it was one the big trips that you should see: Alask...
JEFF GOLDBLUM When we talk about the things at Airbnb that are challenging and that they are going to have to over...
JEFF JORDAN Airbnb started with 'air bed and breakfast.'
JEFF JORDAN I don't think our government really has much of a policy about air travel. I would compare the p...
JEFF SMISEK I don't know any artists that are really emotionally well adjusted. In fact, I think we're a...
JEFF BUCKLEY A company shouldn't get addicted to being shiny, because shiny doesn't last.
JEFF BEZOS It is a significant acknowledgment that the way people are watching television is changing and the m...
JEFF ZUCKER Critics... They're like traffic cops. They say what they have to say, then leave, and another gu...
JEFF BUCKLEY Just because an individual in his 30s hasn't found true love and, yes, there are opportunities t...
JEFF GARCIA Marriage has been defined by every legislature that has ever sat in the United States from every Sta...
JEFF SESSIONS If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the wor...
JEFF FOXWORTHY Corn is already the most subsidized crop in America, raking in a total of $51 billion in federal han...
JEFF GOODELL The 2004 Election marks the first time in modern political history that Republican voter turnout mat...
JEFF MILLER Reconciliation is a special budget procedure to change entitlement and tax laws. It cannot be filibu...
JEFF MILLER It is no secret that our tax code is drastically outdated and burdensome to all Americans. Fortunate...
JEFF MILLER I, in fact, have been involved in the construction of and the management of wastewater treatment pla...
JEFF MILLER Every American knows there are government expenses that are absolutely not necessary. I disagree wit...
JEFF MILLER As a taxpayer, I want to assure you that Republicans are doing everything we can to reduce wasteful ...
JEFF MILLER It is not secret here in Congress we have not had the discipline in many instances to keep our hands...
JEFF MILLER I've often argued that oil and gas exploration is a state's rights issue. It is abundantly c...
JEFF MILLER I have always been a firm believer in the longstanding American principle of having the right to bea...
JEFF MILLER Far too often we see attention paid to the firearm and not the criminal.
JEFF MILLER All are free to believe or not believe; all are free to practice a faith or not. But those who belie...
JEFF MILLER According to the U.S. Census, the most common reason people give for not voting is that they were to...
JEFF MILLER I think it's unconscionable for a Senator from Massachusetts to come down here and tell the peop...
JEFF MILLER I continue to vote against such spending increases, but sometimes I think some of my Republican coll...
JEFF MILLER Democrats have no agenda, no plan for the future, and no sense of leadership.
JEFF MILLER Second, the facility at Guantanamo Bay is necessary to national security.
JEFF MILLER The marriage of a man and woman is the most enduring human institution, honored in all cultures and ...
JEFF MILLER In our open society, we are inclined to give to the less fortunate for the pure goodness of giving. ...
JEFF MILLER That future depends on the values of self-government, our sense of duty, loyalty, self-confidence an...
JEFF MILLER We need religion as a guide. We need it because we are imperfect. Our government needs the church, b...
JEFF MILLER The democratic process is only as great as the people who participate in it.
JEFF MILLER To be able to always have a super sense of who I was and my own real identity and be petty and seem ...
JEFF GOLDBLUM The human brain is an incredible pattern-matching machine.
JEFF BEZOS All flowers in time bend towards the sun, I know you say there's no one for you, But here is one...
JEFF BUCKLEY I don't really need to be remembered. I hope the music's remembered.
JEFF BUCKLEY Legislation is the only lasting solution for the men and women brought to this country through no fa...
JEFF DENHAM Decades of scientific research has proven that carbon pollution is harmful to human health and cause...
JEFF MERKLEY Great industries are never made from single companies. There is room in space for a lot of winners.
JEFF BEZOS I'm skeptical of any mission that has advertisers at its centerpiece.
JEFF BEZOS The perception of Donald Trump in capitals around the world is shaped, in many ways, by CNN. Continu...
JEFF ZUCKER The best customer service is if the customer doesn't need to call you, doesn't need to talk ...
JEFF BEZOS I've never run into a person who yearns for their middle school days.
JEFF KINNEY In reality, studies show that investments to spur renewable energy and boost energy efficiency gener...
JEFF GOODELL Family time was very difficult when my girls were little, but I never missed a birthday; I was there...
JEFF DUNHAM I'm often loose with my tongue. I may have said something about the NAACP being un-American or C...
JEFF SESSIONS I've always been at the intersection of computers and whatever they can revolutionize.
JEFF BEZOS A brand for a company is like a reputation for a person. You earn reputation by trying to do hard th...
JEFF BEZOS I belong to the political party that generally fits my philosophical beliefs, but I reserve the righ...
JEFF FORTENBERRY The House of Representatives should not be locked down by the decided play of a few in leadership.
JEFF FORTENBERRY Being myself is what got me to where I am.
JEFF HARDY The willingness of America's veterans to sacrifice for our country has earned them our lasting g...
JEFF MILLER I think fear is what keeps us from going over the edge. I mean, as a race car driver, I don't th...
JEFF GORDON What we need to do is always lean into the future; when the world changes around you and when it cha...
JEFF BEZOS I first read 'Tom Sawyer' when I was in 8th grade, 13 years old. I realised since that Mark ...
JEFF NICHOLS If you do build a great experience, customers tell each other about that. Word of mouth is very powe...
JEFF BEZOS If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Kool Whip on the side, you might be a red...
JEFF FOXWORTHY I think all the garbage in the world is thanks to a very small handful of idiots.
JEFF DUNHAM I think if everyone would write down the funny stories from their own childhoods, the world would be...
JEFF KINNEY Little girls love dolls. They just don't love doll clothes. We've got four thousand dolls an...
JEFF FOXWORTHY Nothing in life prepares you to be famous.
JEFF FOXWORTHY There'll always be serendipity involved in discovery.
JEFF BEZOS Your reaction when you lose control in a situation is to try and hang on tighter.
JEFF NICHOLS Safety is something that happens between your ears, not something you hold in your hands.
JEFF COOPER Imagine if Congress always put the interests of polluters ahead of the health of our families. Our r...
JEFF MERKLEY My mother and my father have always supported me. Now in their eighties, they actually clamor onto t...
JEFF DUNHAM A single moment spent in a business meeting or at a pub is more than enough to reveal the basic huma...
JEFF LINDSAY Since I am not actually a real human being, my emotional responses are generally limited to what I h...
JEFF LINDSAY Their conversation ceased abruptly with the entry of an oddly-shaped man whose body resembled a cert...
JEFF PHILLIPS I used to be on the Lincoln City Council. You learn that there's never enough money for all of t...
JEFF FORTENBERRY By now, we all know that Hollywood producers always chase after the same properties, that the sharks...
JEFF GILES Is that why you're crying?"
(...) "It's just hormones," she said. "I didn't want anyone to see....
JEFF LINDSAY ¿Acaso no estábamos todos locos cuando dormíamos? ¿Qué era el sueño, al fin y al cabo, sino el...
JEFF LINDSAY Pero, por triste que sea, la vida no siempre imita al arte. -Dexter
JEFF LINDSAY That left either magical powers or coincidence, and although I have nothing at all against Harry Pot...
JEFF LINDSAY Cualquiera puede ser encantador si no le importa mentir y decir todas las cosas estúpidas, obvias y...
JEFF LINDSAY She stared at me "You have a message," she said. "On you machine."
I looked over at my answerin...
JEFF LINDSAY I let it ring. I wanted to breathe for a few minutes, and I could think of nothing that couldn't wai...
JEFF LINDSAY Rectory always sounded to me like a place you would find a proctologist.
JEFF LINDSAY After a long moment I closed the freezer door. I wanted to lie down and press my cheek against the c...
JEFF LINDSAY But as I have noticed on more than one occaision, life itself is unfair, and there is no complaint d...
JEFF LINDSAY It took me a moment. I blinked, and suddenly it swam into focus and I had to frown very hard to keep...
JEFF LINDSAY It’s an odd term, 'girlfriend,' particularly for grown persons. And in practice it provides an eve...
JEFF LINDSAY Still, it's always nice to be around somebody who thinks I am wonderful. It confirms my low opinion ...
JEFF LINDSAY the faster it ran away from me. And I found myself reasoning that perhaps one more beer would unlock...
JEFF LINDSAY …a cheerful black shadow reared up behind him as he spoke, thundering a happy challenge to my Dark...
JEFF LINDSAY When faced with people who have very limited conversational skills and no apparent desire to cultiva...
JEFF LINDSAY What a terrible thing life can be.
JEFF LINDSAY It really is better to be lucky than to be good.
JEFF LINDSAY It's always me, isn't it? I'm not really a very nice person, but for some reason it's always me that...
JEFF LINDSAY What do you want a clock for?” “To find out what time it is,” I said. “I think that’s the ...
JEFF LINDSAY And once again I found myself wondering, as I drifted off to stunned and unbelieving sleep:How do th...
JEFF LINDSAY It's that moon again, slung so fat and low in the tropical night, calling out across a curdled sky a...
JEFF LINDSAY