It just goes to show that no matter how great a nail you give humanity, we’ll manage to hammer it into the ground crooked. We suck. It’s the nature of our species.
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MASLOW Georgie, stop trying to resurrect the shoes. They were never alive in the first place. ILONA ANDREWS Failure happened. The trick was to accept the risk and try anyway. ILONA ANDREWS Rumors said that if he got drunk enough, he sometimes got his jollies by stripping naked and scaring... ILONA ANDREWS It is tempting, if the only tool you have is a hammer, treat everything as if it were a nail. ABRAHAM MASLOW Loneliness has been described as a chronic disease with no redeeming features. But it is very import... JOHN CACIOPPO And that's just it, isn't it? That's how we manage to survive the loss. Because love, it never dies,... GAYLE FORMAN I think it's healthy for a person to be nervous. It means you care - that you work hard and want... BEYONCE KNOWLES That's why we seize the moment try to freeze it and own it, squeeze it and hold it. EMINEM Just as to a man with a hammer, everything is a nail, so in the age of science and technology, every... 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as a nail. ABRAHAM MASLOW If the only tool you have is a hammer, you tend to see every problem as a nail. ABRAHAM MASLOW If the only tool you have is a hammer, you tend to see every problem as a nail. ABRAHAM H. MASLOW I held a nail in place and slammed it with the hammer. Best. Chore. Ever. CATE TIERNAN Sometimes shit's gotta be done and I just fuckin' do it! MANUEL MONGRAIN The really amazing thing about all this is no matter what you believe,it took some doing to get from... JODI PICOULT William's eyes glowed like two amber coals. She met his gaze and flinched. No emotion reflected in t... ILONA ANDREWS Some women waited for a night in shining armor. She, apparently, had ended up with a knight in black... ILONA ANDREWS It could be worse," he said finally. "Efrenia married an arsonist. Jake's wife is a kleptomaniac. I ... ILONA ANDREWS Our standard rate. A doubloon a day." It was generous. More than generous--some families would ... ILONA ANDREWS So, regarding that tidbit about your having a fertile imagination when it comes to private activitie... ILONA ANDREWS This study shows that just passing the buck to the states isn't likely to solve the endangered speci... GINETTE HEMLEY It's a huge problem with the chemical in the filters. It's not one that is the problem, but trillion... CARRIE HILL Love, no matter how it’s expressed, is still love. We all have flaws, and so our love will be flaw... ERIN MCCARTHY It's a great event to get outside and enjoy nature. I find it very exciting no matter how many t... KAREN ARMSTRONG ...no matter how rhapsodic one waxes about the process of wresting edible plants and tamed animals f... JAMES MCWILLIAMS Freewill. Some have called it the greatest gift bestowed on humanity. It is our ability t... SHERRILYN KENYON But marriage goes in waves. You've got to be patient. People bail and give up on their marriages... ANNA BENSON Everything and everyone has a place to be, Echo. It’s just a matter of how they get there and when... NADèGE RICHARDS It's a great event to get outside and enjoy nature. I find it very exciting no matter how many times... KAREN ARMSTRONG You need to know how to measure ROI, the number of visitors and the number of impressions. No matter... LAWRENCE DVORCHIK Goes to show you can’t judge a fish by the hook in it’s mouth. ERIN R. BEDFORD He that is good with a hammer tends to think everything is a nail. ABRAHAM MASLOW If something on the inside is telling you that someone isn’t right for you, they’re NOT right fo... MANDY HALE The show doesn’t go on because it’s ready; it goes on because it’s 11:30. LORNE MICHAELS It's the idea that people living close to nature tend to be noble. It's seeing all those sunsets tha... DANIEL QUINN Out of the crooked timber of humanity, no straight thing was ever made. IMMANUEL KANT When I need to nail that riff to the cross, Marshall will always provide the hammer! 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When I can get out of my own way. And the rest of the time? The rest o... ILONA ANDREWS It's not a loup cage, you know,' I told her. 'It's a holding cell. Or safe room. or secure room. I d... ILONA ANDREWS Who is there with you?" "Raphael" Kate's voice snapped. "I'll be in Atlanta in... ILONA ANDREWS Derek, you just don't say things like that to a woman. Keep going this way and you'll spend your lif... ILONA ANDREWS We can do subtle," I assured her. "It's our middle name," Andrea added. For some odd reaso... ILONA ANDREWS He glued the chair to my ass." Silence. "Is it still...attached?" "I can't get it off... ILONA ANDREWS Who is Hunter Becker?" "Becker the Gory? Lighthouse Keepers? Boston?" "I would've preferre... ILONA ANDREWS We don't need teenage bouda sex fiends as interns. How do you know he is a sex fiend? He i... ILONA ANDREWS Would you like to work here with me? We have no clients and the pay is shit. ILONA ANDREWS Aha," Andrea said. 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