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I think Woody Allen is Woody Allen, and no matter where he goes he still makes his Woody Allen films...
ABBAS KIAROSTAMI Who are you, Woody Allen?
JOY BEHAR If you can do it, why you won't do it???
If you have chance why you won't use it?
DEYTH BANGER If Woody Allen were a Muslim, he'd be dead by now.
SALMAN RUSHDIE If Woody Allen were a Muslim, he'd be dead by now.
SALMAN RUSHDIE Woody Allen movies notwithstanding, therapy, in the early eighties, was not exactly a hot conversati...
DAN HILL Woody Allen is a great dramatist and a great comedian.
CATE BLANCHETT If Woody Allen called me, I'd be there straight away. Who wouldn't? Truly.
JULIE DELPY Do the thing and you will have the power.
RALPH WALDO EMERSON Woody Allen movies are like Beatles songs. I can't name my favorite without you immediately nami...
COLIN TREVORROW My influences were Woody Allen and Lenny Bruce.
DAVID STEINBERG I'm a writer and director, and the movie I've seen a million times is 'Stardust Memories...
ROMAN COPPOLA If it's what you do and you can do it, then you do it.
VAN MORRISON If you think you can do it, you can.
JOHN BURROUGHS It ain't bragging if you can do it.
DIZZY DEAN If you can dream it, you can do it.
ENZO FERRARI The reason I do what I do is because I was influenced by Steve Martin, by Woody Allen, by Bob Newhar...
ELLEN DEGENERES What you do will project you
SOTONYE ANGA It was kind of scary because working with Woody Allen becomes sort of a big deal in your mind. He di...
RADHA MITCHELL I definitely have a little Woody Allen inside of me. That is true.
AUTRE NE VEUT Stand for something. Make your life mean something. Start where you are with what you have. You are ...
GERMANY KENT I hate Woody Allen physically, I dislike that kind of man.
ORSON WELLES Woody Allen sets are very quiet. Extraordinary sense of power from a man who doesn't do anything...
F. MURRAY ABRAHAM After working with Woody Allen, sharing screen space with De Niro was a dream come true.
ANUPAM KHER Congratulations are in order for Woody Allen - he and Soon Yi have a brand new baby daughter. It'...
DAVID LETTERMAN You have what others don't have. This is good news which means you can do what others can't do! You ...
ISRAELMORE AYIVOR I don't know if you have ever seen the Woody Allen film 'Annie Hall,' but it is, in a wa...
HENRY ROLLINS It shows us what we can do if we play together.
JUSTIN REYNOLDS Do what you do so well that they will want to see it again and bring their friends.
~WALT DISNEY ...I might mention my belief that girls who like Woody Allen movies are nicer girls than girls who d...
ADAM LEVIN I'm a huge Woody Allen fan. Good movie, bad movie, it doesn't matter - I just like his movie...
SEAN PENN Have a robust mindset; dare to move any mountain!
ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH But nothing beats a Woody Allen film on a Sunday night, with a glass of wine and some leftovers.
KATE FLEETWOOD If you do not believe you can do it then you have no chance at all.
ARSENE WENGER My early prose style - this is so embarrassing - was sort of a suburban, Presbyterian knockoff of Wo...
JOHN HUGHES I prefer to live in the country where it's quiet. Woody Allen movies there are dubbed into Itali...
PATRICIA HIGHSMITH New York in a way functions as another character within the story, as it does within most of Woody A...
RADHA MITCHELL Working with Woody Allen is like filming Howard Hughes's will. It's a very mysterious and st...
MICHAEL O'DONOGHUE Unlike a goldfish, a computer can't really do anything without you telling it exactly what you w...
JASON FRIED God walked with humanity in the cool of the day and gave them the most difficult and hottest parts o...
JOEY TALLADINO I'd love to do more theater in New York City. And I'd love the chance to do a big movie with a great...
ZACH BRAFF Probably the only way Woody Allen and I are similar is that he has a lot to say about Nietzsche.
T. J. MILLER You can only anticipate what someone is going to do if you know exactly what that someone has just d...
DEREK LANDY Success is a Journey: so, don’t forget to pack your COURAGE: to face the obstacles heading your wa...
PHILIP T. M. For years I played the what-if game. Maybe you're acquainted with this pastime. The rules are simple...
CRAIG GROESCHEL if youre never scared, or embarased, or hurt, it means you never take any chances.
JULIA SOREL In New York, you've got Donald Trump, Woody Allen, a crack addict and a regular Joe, and they...
ETHAN HAWKE Life is never all one thing. It bounces around. Certainly, my own life has. Look at Woody Allen'...
TIM O'BRIEN I don't think anything is unrealistic if you believe you can do it.
RICHARD L. EVANS If you value your time, You'll get some reasons to smile in return.
MD. NAZRUL ISLAM A weird thing happens when you get a glimpse of that side of you. A child-like zeal possesses you. I...
K.J. KILTON Woody Allen is really the ultimate. I love that he believed in himself enough to do what he did. And...
MINDY KALING Don’t waste your time trying to impress others to satisfy their ego. do what you love & love what ...
DR ANIL KUMAR SINHA You'll never get anywhere if you go about what-iffing like that.
ROALD DAHL When you grow up, you gain experience and realise what youre capable of.
FRANCESCO TOTTI You can only anticipate what someone is going to do if you know know exactly what that someone has j...
DEREK LANDY As psychotic as it gets outside, the comic can be more psychotic.
LEWIS BLACK There are not many A-list directors who get to make the movies they want to make. I know two: Woody ...
MARTIN LANDAU Be all that you can be.
You can be great.
LAILAH GIFTY AKITA I'm a big fan of 'Woody Allen' movies, so I like all the actresses in his movies like ...
EMILY PERKINS A clear passion, a resolute determination, a can-do spirit; these are the rods for creating a great ...
ISRAELMORE AYIVOR Your principal motive on a movie set is to get the film made, but on a Woody Allen set, there's ...
REBECCA HALL We got it figured out in the end. It shows what we can do if we come together.
COBY KARL I took an acting class with Louise Lasser, Woody Allen's first wife and co-star in many movies. ...
GARY SHTEYNGART I was also a big Woody Allen fan. When I got into college I listened to Lenny Bruce but it's tak...
MARC MARON If someone says can't, that shows you what to do.
JOHN CAGE If someone says "can't," that shows you what to do.
JOHN CAGE If someone says can't, that shows you what to do.
JOHN MILTON CAGE If someone says 'can't,' that shows you what to do
JOHN CAGE A customer who often comes to my restaurant and always enchants me for his simplicity, shyness and s...
ARRIGO CIPRIANI Woody Allen said that 95% of history is explained as a man trying to impress a woman. And that's...
MITT ROMNEY I hope it shows everyone what hard work can do for you. Hard work goes a long way.
DEREK KOSUB You can be all that you want to be.
Keep dreaming and reach out to your dreams.
LAILAH GIFTY AKITA To find why that happen and why this is happening, you should start from the beginning the problem c...
DEYTH BANGER When I went to Paris, I had a lot of ideas about it that were formed in the sort of ether that flows...
ROSECRANS BALDWIN You can have anything you want in life, you must be willing to conquer the challenge.
LAILAH GIFTY AKITA You do that Helen", Mallory dared. "And tell him we said to f*ck off while youre at it".
CHLOE NEILL There is so much you are capable of doing, but you will never know until you try
SOTONYE ANGA You use a spreadsheet to list every plant or seed you want from a certain catalog and it keeps a run...
KATHY PURDY Infatuation is when you think he's as sexy as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger, as noble ...
JUDITH VIORST Infatuation is when you think that he's as sexy as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger, as n...
JUDITH VIORST If you call people heroes, the message is that we can't do what they've done. I want to make everyon...
JEFF STEINBERG You see, the what ifs are as boundless as the stars.
SALLY GARDNER It is what it is, it is what you make it.
JAMES DURBIN Being able to do what you wish is the best thing in the world!
SHIRO AMANO I'm such a big fan of Woody Allen. I once tried staying at the same hotel as him, hoping I would...
DEEPIKA PADUKONE I love 'Husbands and Wives,' Woody Allen's movie. It's like one of my all-time favor...
ZOE LISTER-JONES Do. Then talk. In that order.
SOTERO M LOPEZ II Learn, relearn and outlearn.
LAILAH GIFTY AKITA YOU are YOU! Know YOU can! YOU must not be afraid because God has a prosperous future plan for YOU! ...
ISRAELMORE AYIVOR Dont try to go too fast. Learn your job. Dont ever talk until you know what youre talking about. If ...
SAM RAYBURN Do what you love doing.
JULIANNA MARGULIES I would love to have a long and serious conversation with the Pope. And Woody Allen, whom I have nev...
CHARLIE ROSE Be magnificent. Life's short. Get out there. You can do it. Everyone can do it. Everyone.
ANDY SERKIS And the part about being a professional artist is that you can tell and you can do it over again, ev...
BRUCE NAUMAN Just like any one of us, they started with no road map or guarantee of success. But they went out an...
CAMILLE SWEENEY Congratulations are in order for Woody Allen - he and Soon Yi have a brand new baby daughter. It's a...
DAVID LETTERMAN Well, obviously I was excited by the idea that Woody Allen was going to direct it. But at the same t...
RADHA MITCHELL Woody Allen likes to do a lot of master shots. He likes to get the whole thing in one take, and so y...
LARRY DAVID Bravery breaks barriers! You were not born to be mediocre! Put on courage and conquer! Don’t forge...
ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH
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