John Scalzi
Related We're dog lovers. It was a good thing we got this dog. Someone else would have beaten her. MARCIA KIDD When you're dealing with a dog this size, you have to be the alpha dog. ANDREA JARRELL They say a reasonable number of fleas is good for a dog - keeps him from broodin' over being' a dog EDWARD NOYES WESTCOTT If there was a terrible storm outside, but somehow this dog lived through the storm, and he showed u... JACK HANDY A reasonable amount o fleas is good for a dog -- keeps him from brooding over being a dog, maybe. EDWARD NOYES WESTCOTT PETER NIVIO ZARLENGA I wish my kid would act like my dog sometimes. My dog listens to me and does what I tell him to do. CESAR MILLAN She is the sweetest, dearest dog. This would be a good dog for children. DEBORAH FRANKLIN The data indicate the virus is being transmitted efficiently from dog to dog. It is now well establi... RUBEN DONIS GARTH STEIN It was kind of a no-brainer. It was the only place we could afford that would take a dog. DOUG WARREN It was kind of a no-brainer, ... It was the only place we could afford that would take a dog. DOUG WARREN He's got a nice head and good ear placement. They look for a dog that can move well, tooa dog that... KATRINA STEWART We might miss the sign or we may be unable to read the expression, but it is almost a contradiction ... JEFFREY MOUSSAIEFF MASSON The officer observed a male being chased by the dog. The dog bit the male and the male was crying fo... CAPT. TODD PENEY The officer observed a male being chased by the dog. The dog bit the male and the male was crying fo... CAPT. TODD PENY That's the best kind of dog. He don't bite, and he don't eat. But when I brought him home for a coup... RICK BURKHOLDER It wouldn't be the first thing you would test for if a dog came in with certain symptoms, ... (West ... CRAIG KELLY AESOP If dogs are repeatedly seen running loose that dog should be declared potentially dangerous, especia... ADAM GOLDFARB I thought it was a Dog-eat-Dog World but now it is also a Man-eat-Dog World!!!
(in response to tortu... JAI SINGH If it were a dog, it would have bitten you already PROVERB JAMES THURBER A Blue Dog, you know, is the opposite of a yellow dog. And a yellow dog was somebody who was willing... MIKE THOMPSON The data indicates that the virus is being transmitted efficiently from dog to dog, and this indicat... RUBEN DONIS Our dog kind of got a little jumpy ... and the dogs went to kind of say hello and he swung his stick... AMANDA OGDEN CHARLES M. SCHULZ We were calling ourselves Dog Daze for a while. We didn't really like that. Somehow Whiskey Dog came... KENNY WILLIAMS I am sure that the little dog of Mrs. Williams would have been a snack for him. They have been known... BILL BURNS Dog parks can be a fantastic way to socialize your dog, but it's important for owners to underst... CESAR MILLAN I would like to have them show him pictures of the family and pictures of the dogs, especially the t... DONNA MYERS EDDIE IZZARD EDDIE IZZARD This tool would provide negative conditioning. It would be similar to training a dog. ROY HEBERGER ELIZABETH GILBERT We had to hire a private jet from Japan to bring (someone's) dog and a minder for the dog. It is biz... AARON SIMPSON ECKHART TOLLE Having a top-shelf, veteran talent like Carl P. Mayfield as the centerpiece of the Road Dog Trucking... JAY CLARK HENRY FIELDING A dog wins here, he or she is probably worth $100,000 (with breeding fees of $750 to $1,000 per litt... CHARLES EOFF EDDIE IZZARD TOM FORD It was a natural thing for him (Harley) to do what he did. It was a natural thing for the (detective... LARRY CROWELL The first year I was on the show, it took an interviewer about 45 minutes to get it out of me that I... DAVID HYDE PIERCE This dog has been biting since 2001. We don't know what to do. It isn't that we don't like Nancy, we... CAROL BROWN CHARLES M. SCHULZ MARK TWAIN If you have time to be with a dog, and the dog is smart, you come to understand the dog, and the dog... BUD GRANT NEIL GAIMAN It was just a small box and there was dog food in it so we thought there had been a dog or a puppy. LIZ TOWELL ROBERT DOWNEY JR. AESOP AESOP DEAN KOONTZ I attempted to fish in Scotland and I managed to hook a dog. It was a horrible moment but the dog tu... EMILY BLUNT ROBERT A. HEINLEIN Our dog sat down at a dog show at a time when the dog was supposed to stand up. That person went to ... MICHAEL MCCULLOCH And I had to take care of a little dog too named Suzy. It was the promoter's wife's - Judy L... MEL TILLIS CORY LIDLE JEAN DUJARDIN The exact same thing happened down the road. A little 5-pound dog was in the yard while the lady was... FLORENCE TOMITA If you would have fought like a man you wouldn't have to die like a dog."ANNE BONNY It was cool looking at all their stuff and what the dog did. LUIS AGUILAR AESOP He's such a great dog. I never thought I was going to be a weird dog person, because there are a lot... DANNY PINO I think the Cleghorn area has a lot of potential for things like fly-fishing classes along the creek... EMMETT KEYSER It is the job of the dog trainer to summon the dog's genetics, not to impose man's will over... DONALD MCCAIG WARREN BENNIS WARREN G. BENNIS VILLE VALO DAVY CROCKETT I hate to brag about my dog, but he was an exceptionally good police dog. When he was working, he wa... SGT. DAVID HUNTIMER CLIVE BARKER I often think about dogs when I think about work and retirement. There are many breeds of dog that j... MARTHA SHERRILL I didn't want to become a dog lover. I just wanted to be able to go out and not worry about whether ... HOLLY WARD GROUCHO MARX TOBY KEITH LAILAH GIFTY AKITA At least one sled dog from the film will probably be at the race. It might be fun for kids to see a ... ALLAN BERGE This dog, yesterday morning, we didn't think it was going to survive an hour. We were very concerned... DENNIS MCCULLOUGH J.D. SALINGER He was looking for a dog who would pay attention to him, who was very responsive and he thought that... SIDNEY SACHS MIKE MILLS Somehow, he knows which dogs are nice. One dog tried to bite him, and Chester gave the dog a bloody ... BRETT SHARMAN She's a very tough, calm, sensible dog. This dog lives this terrific life in California. All I used ... BO BENGTSON I knew I was dog meat. Luckily, I'm the high-priced dog meat that everybody wants. I'm the good-qual... SHAQUILLE O'NEAL They said they're getting rid of the dog. He [Walter] said the dog had died and he was disposing of ... JEFFREY BOYETTE It is the Year of the Dog and it was easy for us to do. Hopefully we can find some puppies a home. ERIN MOLLOY C.S. LEWIS LEWIS GRIZZARD GROUCHO MARX What kind of a world do we live in that has room for dog yoga but not for Esperanto? ARIKA OKRENT EDWARD HOAGLAND We don't run the game for betting. To have it regulated to suit punters would see the tail wagging t... DAVID GALLOP The dog always dies. Go to the library and pick out a book with an award sticker and a dog on the co... GORDON KORMAN W. BRUCE CAMERON BRUCE CAMERON It's the owner who makes a dog mean. But if you teach a dog to be gentle and calm, that's how it wil... GINNY DEGROFF Two-year-olds are very slippery. He let the dog out and he followed the dog. ... Before I knew it he... MARY KNOWLTON I have a problem with beginnings... and endings... and middles. But I don't know what else I wou... MIRIAM TOEWS
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A reasonable amount o fleas is good for a dog - keeps him from brooding over being a dog, maybe. 
Using a dog as a narrator has limitations and it has advantages. The limitations are that a dog cann... 
The Man Bitten by a Dog
A man who had been bitten by a Dog went about in quest of someone who might ... 
I have always thought of a dog lover as a dog that was in love with another dog 
Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so litt... 
But with dogs, we do have "bad dog." Bad dog exists. "Bad dog! Bad dog! Stole a biscuit, bad dog!" T... 
What kind of dog is that?" I would always give the same answer: "She's a brown dog." Similarly, when... 
When the dog looks at you, the dog is not thinking what kind of a person you are. The dog is not jud... 
So when two dogs are fighting in the streets,
When a third dog one of the two dogs meets:
With... 
But with dogs, we do have bad dog. Bad dog exists. Bad dog! Bad dog! Stole a biscuit, bad dog!... 
If I had been a dog walker, I would have been the most successful dog walker in Paris. 
Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There&#... 
If you take a dog which is starving and feed him and make him prosperous, that dog will not bite you... 
Coraline opened the box of chocolates. The dog looked at them longingly.
[Addiction's] not about placating the bad dog - it's about feeding the good dog. You still have to f... 
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If I don’t start having service I’m going to swap you all for a dog and shoot the dog. 
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The factory of the future will have only two employees, a man and a dog. The man will be there to fe... 
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I would rather be beaten, and be a man, than to be elected and be a little puppy dog. 
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A dog is a dog. 
You know Sven? The man who takes care of the gym?' he asked. He waited till he got a nod from Nichol... 
Everyone talks to their dog, and then in your mind the dog talks back. A talking dog can provide the... 
Once when I had remarked on the affection quite often found between cat and dog, my friend replied, ... 
You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a c... 
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. 
In order to really enjoy a dog, one doesn't merely try to train him to be semi-human. The point of i... 
The loneliest, most down-on-his-luck person can have a dog who adores him. The most bitter, sour per... 
The loneliest, most down-on-his-luck person can have a dog who adores him. The most bitter, sour per... 
Do what you need to do and enjoy life as it happens. 
I did two things on my seventy-fifth birthday. I visited my wife's grave. Then I joined the army.
People start panicking because they think it's the end of everything. But the fact is, you know,... 
My family is from Liverpool, so I have some of those vowel sounds, I've got the slack tone of so... 
Protest and anger practically always derives from hope, and the shouting out against injustice is al... 
No man is to be credited for his mere authority's sake, unless he can show Scripture for the mai... 
By ensuring that no one in government has too much power, the Constitution helps protect ordinary Am... 
Learn as many mistakes and what not to do while your business or product is small. Don't be in s... 
This Constitution was not made for a day, nor is it composed of such flexible materials as to be war... 
Life is what happens while you are busy making other plans. 
Farce is tragedy played at a thousand revolutions per minute. 
Every man has a property in his own person. This nobody has a right to, but himself. 
High School is like a spork: it's a crappy spoon and a crappy fork, so in the end it's just ... 
When I was growing up in rural Alabama, it was impossible for me to register to vote. I didn't b... 
The documented incidences of voter fraud are very rare, yet throughout the country, forces have mobi... 
Seeing that a Pilot steers the ship in which we sail, who will never allow us to perish even in the ... 
I was introduced to the Turducken in New Orleans. And it wasn't Thanksgiving. Glenn at the Gourm... 
Christians were instructed to serve others, and the thanksgiving was for the grace of God and the fa... 
How beautiful the leaves grow old. How full of light and color are their last days. 
You wouldn't do something for a receiver to catch the ball if the quarterback couldn't throw... 
I'm not everybody's cup of tea. But sometimes criticism can be hurtful. Be respectful. I'... 
The prison-industrial complex, poverty, and the school system has more effect on a young black male ... 
Perhaps they thought I was on a fact-finding mission, never for one moment thinking that a man of my... 
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When California was wild, it was the floweriest part of the continent. 
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I was ashamed to admit I was hipped to the idea of acting. That's why I started in with the prop... 
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Surrealism had a great effect on me because then I realised that the imagery in my mind wasn't i... 
Take care, be kind, be considerate of other people and other species, and be loving. 
No man is an island, entire of itself; every man is a piece of the continent. 
Self-righteousness has killed more people than smoking. 
If you don't interfere with me, I'll always do something really good. 
Generalizations, like brooms, ought not to stand in a corner forever; they ought to sweep as a matte... 
Well, if you're true to yourself you're going to be true to everyone else. 
The mind is its own place and in itself, can make a Heaven of Hell, a Hell of Heaven. 
I'm not interested in my legacy. I made up a word: 'live-acy.' I'm more interested i... 
The loss of wealth is loss of dirt, as sages in all times assert; The happy man's without a shir... 
Would ye both eat your cake and have your cake? 
When all candles be out, all cats be grey. 
Written by a sponge dipped in warm milk and sprinkled with sugar. 
It is easy enough to praise men for the courage of their convictions. I wish I could teach the sad y... 
Intelligence recognizes what has happened. Genius recognizes what will happen. 
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Old friends are best. 
They say stay in the lines, but there's always something better on the other side. 
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