It takes a genius to whine appealingly.

Genius is the ability to put into effect what is on your mind.

Genius goes around the world in its youth incessantly apologizing for having large feet. What wonder that later in life it should be inclined to raise those feet too swiftly to fools and bores.

Always willing to lend a helping hand to the one above him.

It is in the thirties that we want friends. In the forties we know they won't save us any more than love did.

A great social success is a pretty girl who plays her cards as carefully as if she were plain.