It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because by then I was too famous.

For a nation which has an almost evil reputation for bustle, bustle, bustle, and rush, rush, rush, we spend an enormous amount of time standing around in line in front of windows, just waiting. - Benchley -- or Else!

The freelance writer is a man who is paid per piece or per word or perhaps.

Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.

I know I'm drinking myself to a slow death, but then I'm in no hurry.

Tell us your phobias and we will tell you what you are afraid of.