It was a typical downtown male mix. Ten percent Wall Street, ten percent real estate, and ten percent Samantha had already slept with. [Carrie]

It takes half the amount of time you dated someone to get over them.

You men have no idea what we're dealing with down there. Teeth placement, and jaw stress, and suction, and gag reflex, and all the while bobbing up and down, moaning and trying to breathe through our noses. Easy? Honey, they don't call it a job for nothin'.

I don't see color, I see conquests.[Samantha]

You in a threesome? You won't even wear a thong! [Samantha]

They practically chased me with torches like I was Fuckenstein! [Samantha]