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It was all bad location on my part. My location left me. It seems that's the way baseball is.


Mark Melancon

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Even in a bad market, location, location, location is a way to still buy and sell property.
VANILLA ICE I think for her it was not the house so much as the location, location, location.
BETTY MOODY I felt pretty good. All my pitches worked today and my location was good.
CLAUDIO VARGAS This was 10 times better than my last start. My location on my fastball was much, much better.
ADAM EATON I made a few mistakes, but location-wise I was pretty good with the fastball. I was trying to work a...
BRANDON WEBB It might be someplace close. It might be someplace in a totally different location depending on what...
MARY LEE It's not about square footage. It's not about whether the building is old or new. It is about locati...
JEANETTE SURRATT I am Happy and satisfied with what I am. 10000 will take me wrong, 1000 will go against me, 100 will...
NEHA KOTHARI I really, really feel good, but I'm missing on my location, my spots.
WANDY RODRIGUEZ I take the good with the bad. I always wanted to be a comic, and part of that, for me, was that I wa...
ERIK GRIFFIN With real estate, it's location, location, location. In public speaking, it's acoustics, aco...
CHRISTOPHER BUCKLEY While guys are doing repairs in one location, another part of the crew is looting another location i...
BRUCE ADAMS Location, location, location.
WILLIAM DILLARD The future of technology is not really location-based apps; it is about making location completely u...
BALAJI SRINIVASAN It's the location and the manner in which it was done that really bothers me.
LAURA ECKLEBERRY today is over. thats what it seems but is alright i will see you in my dreams
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BRIAN MOEHLER It's the old real estate mantra: location, location, location.
TIM CARTER I was out with my friends at a location we didn't know was private property.
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ELI DRAKULICH We're really going to miss having a store at that location. It was so much a part of the immediate c...
HOLLEY STEIN Using that lot was the only feasible location for it.
BARRY MARTIN It is concerning to me that the same thing happened twice at the same location.
TIM MANNING She was awesome. She had location on all of her pitches and was just outstanding.
BRIAN GLASS It may seem weird but I felt so good, I can't believe I gave up eight runs. My stuff was there but m...
KELVIM ESCOBAR It depends on the location, environmental issues and traffic concerns.
JEFF RAWLS I bought this house because of location, location, location.
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MICHAEL WILSON That first touchdown, it was just bad technique on my part,
JURAN BOLDEN I think part of it is that my location has been good right here, next to Wine Sellers and Sullivan T...
JANE REYNOLDS I am most attached to my mother, who always travels with me when I am on an outdoor location or abro...
KAJAL AGGARWAL Mr. Breton didn't know about location, location, location.
DANIEL PINKWATER The three most important factors in buying a home are, location, location, location!
SOURCE UNKNOWN In 2006 we will start to hear the words location, location, location again.
HENRY RODRIGUEZ It will print out the location and the time the ticket was issued, so it will eliminate all the excu...
KARLA WILLIAMS It had the potential to get really bad. The loss of life is unfortunate but, given the location, it ...
DAVE HALL All my life I've been rowing against the tide. What can I do? It seems I was born that way.
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BRANDON BACKE It is what it is, it is what you make it.
JAMES DURBIN Real estate is the key cost of physical retailers. That's why there's the old saw: location,...
JEFF BEZOS It's not so much how good my stuff has been. My location, that's kind of what I've been focusing on.
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BOB KELLEY You strike me as a guy who is laid-back when you're on location.
BILL HEMMER This was the ideal location.
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JACK NERAD Everybody knows Leo likes to throw outside, and that's what I was trying to throw, the fastball outs...
DANIEL CABRERA Ford is not sponsoring in any way at all the commitment ceremony. It's a different event, at a diffe...
JEFF MONTGOMERY The king may rule the kingdom, but it's the queen who moves the board.
D.M. TIMNEY At the time I thought this was my big chance for love, that I was going something very romantic and ...
ANN PATCHETT I look upon The Animals, they were a great band initially, we left our mark, but thing was it was a ...
ERIC BURDON There was no seat location for the spot listed on the ticket.
KENT BROWN Her hormones slipped into their sexy underwear with a grin.
JENNIFER SCHMIDT The whole feel for this (shoot) is weddings abroad so weddings on location, which I'm quite well kno...
AMANDA WAKELEY If we have intelligence on the location of terrorist training centers, it is insane not to act.
BOB BECKEL My dad told me it was a great opportunity for me. It was my chance to go to a school and make my mar...
MARQUES FITCH Although I cannot see your face
As you flip these poems awhile,
Somewhere from some far-of...
SHEL SILVERSTEIN I just didn't make my pitches. It was about location. I won't make (excuses) why I lost the game. I ...
DUANER SANCHEZ After all, this was the place where I’d had my first meaningful conversation with a female, it was...
WES LOCHER Location based services use the mobile medium to the fullest, allowing a person to experience the wo...
CHRIS SHIPLEY No one really knows what goes on at this location. My employees don't feel it's a safe working envir...
JEFF SHOTWELL If our mind was an ocean then every now and then we would have the perfect storm happening in it.Gar...
GARY F EVANS... The main reason we choose a location is based on need and, in part, the number of pet parents who ex...
JENNIFER PFLUGFELDER The most interesting place I've gone on location was New Orleans.
TARYN MANNING That left a lasting mark on me. Here was a person who bled the same color as I did, yet he was treat...
DON HASKINS To me, food is as much about the moment, the occasion, the location and the company as it is about t...
HESTON BLUMENTHAL We do not know the exact location, but we suspect it was in northeastern Somalia.
ANDREW MWANGURA I took a whack on my left ankle, but something told me it was my right.
LEE HENDRIE Do not confuse location with direction. Location is where you are, direction is where you are going.
LAURA BUSCHE My location wasn't as good in the first inning, my command wasn't quite there, but after that I sett...
DAVID BRADLEY I think he may be a little tired. This is his first year doing it and what's affecting him now is hi...
JOHN GIBBONS The developer wants my property for the same reason I do: It's in a good location.
JOE HORNEY To some extent, it's sort of 'location, location, location,' ... I think there is an enormous demand...
LOWELL SINGER We thought the TCC was a natural location
LIZ MILLER the recipe was supposed to be from a chef on a location catering truck.
JOHN WAYNE I regret that I wasn't more successful with my marriages, but it is what it is.
TED TURNER It's the old axiom: location, location, location. Suburban sprawl has now surrounded these communiti...
BRUCE SAVAGE It is time for the Red Cross to have a more suitable location.
GENIE WHITE It would be an ideal location for the LIFE Program.
LORI DOYLE It (Orangeburg County) is a location they (Commerce) know they can win.
GREGG ROBINSON The instant I open my eyes, the world seems disjointed. This is not our woods or our mountains or ou...
SUZANNE COLLINS The lips on my upper right bicep are my girlfriend's lips. She has the most amazing lips, and I ...
JAKE OWEN We're excited to be part of the community and opening a great new convenient location.
JAY MUSOLF It was a great opportunity to show what can be done from a remote location.
KAMREN COLSON My husband wrote me love letters while I was on location in Canada and pregnant. They turned into be...
DEBI MAZAR This is the bad part of baseball.
ALEX GORDON Since the day I was born, wrestling has sustained me and my family. It's the way my father fed m...
EDDIE GUERRERO I was hoping the location would get some attention.
LEIGH WOODALL People weren't notified soon enough then they were given the impression it affected them when it did...
JOHN ASHWORTH I have good size and speed to go with athletic ability. The location of the school and prestige is i...
ALLEN BELL This is one our high-end releases, shot in high definition, all on location in Brazil where everyone...
MARIA BONILLA To stand on the
brink of what is coming, feeling eager, optimistic anticipation—with no feeli...
ASK AND IT IS GIVEN I grew up in baseball stadiums. It was my two brothers and baseball around me all the time. I knew n...
STEPHANIE SIGMAN Probably my mother. She was a very compassionate woman, and always kept me on my feet. And I think p...
ED BRADLEY This is a historic location.
BETTY XIE It seems to me that unless you or someone very close to you has had a bad head injury, you really ca...
BARBARA MANDRELL Turning one hundred was the worst birthday of my life. I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy. Turning...
ANNIE ELIZABETH DELANY This is our haven. We love the location. It's tucked away, quiet. I can look out my window and see d...
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