It was like walking into a treasure trove of books, hoarded by pirate librarians.

But remember what I said about forgetting what I said?

Only bad books have good endings.
If a book is any good, it's ending is always bad - because you don't want the book to end.

Generally speaking, books don't cause much harm. Except when you read them, that is. Then they cause all kinds of problems.

Please be SILENT and LISTEN.
I am the SCHOOLMASTER
and you are in the CLASSROOM.
Just like ELEVEN PLUS TWO equals
TWELVE PLUS ONE,
And even a FUNERAL can be REAL FUN,
You will find my DICTIONARY
is quite INDICATORY.
If you want to read my story, just look...
THEN UNREAD.

There is more treasure in books than in all the pirate's loot on Treasure Island.