It was masturbation, not willpower, that made it possible for gazillions of women to walk down the aisle with their reputation and their hymen still intact.

A man cannot really be called (sexually) confident if he has never bought his woman a vibrator.

The primary goal of a righteous parent who has a daughter is to minimize the number of boys and men for whom their daughter will have willingly opened her legs come her wedding day; the closer to zero, the more righteous they will seem.

Coco Chanel is said to have said that a girl should be two things: who and what she is. I say a girl should do two things: what and who she wants.

Most if not all sexually active people do not really love having sex; they merely love experiencing an orgasm every now and then.

Some women have been faking orgasms for so long that they sometimes fake one when they are masturbating.