It was one that came from real life. I was having trouble getting through to a fellow cartoonist. He kept blowing me off, and I said those words on the phone.
Bob Mankoff
Related I got so passionate about technology. Hacking to me was like a video game. It was about getting trop... KEVIN MITNICK Music kept me off the streets and out of trouble and gave me something that was mine that no one cou... EDDIE VAN HALEN He came to us after deciding that he couldn't go on any more. He was having trouble functioning in e... DR CHRISTOS KOUIMTSIDIS Tony was the star on this one. He was willing to try anything, and i was like, "whoa!! my best frien... GWEN STEFANI He was getting a barrage of calls from May to late July -- phone calls, e-mails, text messages. It w... TOM ATTANASI There were players passing me and asking me where I was from. They said it was a real good school to... CAMERON LONG I came home from school one day, and there was a phone call for me. And I picked up the phone. They ... BEN BERNANKE I was in New York. Hitchcock was in California. He rang me to make a report on his progress and said... PATRICIA HIGHSMITH The drifting was very high and we kept clearing it and it kept blowing back. It was just the storm t... DAN RYAN One guy whose phone was programmed for the theme song from 'The Sting' was getting calls every five ... BRUCE PATTERSON I was getting by, but I was running a lot of long counts 3-0, 3-1. Then in that one inning, the f... JOEL PINEIRO We were at a beach one summer, and I had a bathing suit on. My wife looked at me and said: 'Boy,... LOU HOLTZ I had a little heart-to-heart with him, and I think the light bulb finally came on. He got a little ... MARK MCHALE he says. ''It was one of those ponds that are stocked with fish. He told me not to bring any live ba... TED WILLIAMS Way before it was popular, he said that I could go far in this business. He kept saying I'd be presi... BOB KINNIEBREW During my high school years, it's the music that I really felt saved me. It kept me out of the stree... KANYE WEST He kept telling me to stay calm - he was a little out of it. But when I came over to the sidelines, ... CHASE DANIEL One woman came up to me at a lecture and observed that I was much fatter than on television; I think... KATE WILLIAMS But still, here are the words Despereaux Tilling spoke to his father. He said, "I forgive you,... KATE DICAMILLO I had a meeting with Bob and he told me I wasn't playing. Then I came back in the afternoon and he t... JAN BULIS I looked and said, 'Papa, it's a big fish!'. I don't think he believed me because I usually say that... CHRISTA FINLEY Bob told me to get off the rail, which I did, when we came out of the first turn. He settled in real... JOHN MCKEE One time he was running out and I heard him yelling at me, and it was happening too fast, ... He sai... JASON HANSON I know that might sound silly coming from someone my age, but I remember on my 14th birthday having ... Q'ORIANKA KILCHER One summer, when I was a kid, I was in the car with my stepfather, and he was asking me where I thou... JIM RASH Granpa said if there was less words, there wouldn't be as much trouble in the world. He said private... FORREST CARTER As I kept having episodes of depression, I realized that it was not a one-off: that I had, well, not... SPIKE MILLIGAN Did you hear about the middle Eastern potentate?" he asked me. "This potentate called a meeting of t... A.J. JACOBS I said, 'OK, then, I'll probably see you later today,' and he said, 'I love you, Mom.' He always tol... FRANCES FRANKLIN To cast Mr. Spock, I made a phone call to Leonard, and he came in. That was it. GENE RODDENBERRY Well, I met Frank Sinatra and Bob Dylan in the space of 15 minutes. Frank Sinatra kissed me on the l... KATE MOSS In 1969, 'Life' magazine came up to me and said they wanted to do a little story on the Hobi... HOBART ALTER I was on 'Murder She Wrote' with Angela Lansbury. She was fantastic... she was lovely to eve... JANE BADLER I asked him if it bothered him that I don't like baseball. He used to laugh, 'cause I'd say I'd stra... JODI OLSON I called him to find out where he got the pamphlet and all he said was it was missing the label, ...... WILLIAM WATSON We live and breathe words. It was books that kept me from taking my own life after I thought I could... CASSANDRA CLARE He wanted to move to Mount Holly, but he was having problems getting approval there so on a whim one... BOB KENNEY I was standing there and he pointed, 'Goal! Goal! Goal!' and then all of a sudden you hear a guy com... ROD BRIND'AMOUR When I had a child, everyone was telling me that I was going to see the world through her eyes, and ... EDDIE VEDDER You guys didn't really think you could go off on a party weekend without me, did you? Especially her... RICHELLE MEAD R.L., in real life was a lot different from how he comes off on the records, where he cusses and yel... JASON RICCI Bob Novak called me before he went to print with the report and he said a CIA source had told him th... JOE WILSON It was a beautiful landing. But I asked Kenny, 'Why didn't you land it in that big green area with a... BOB ELLIS The ball was tailing away from me a little bit. I had to turn on the jets there at the end, and then... CORY KRUPP 38. “A wet bird never flies at night.” (My grandfather said that to me when I was a child and wa... JAMES C. DOBSON Kenny was outstanding; he was throwing three pitches for strikes and kept Central off balance. I was... FRED BENCRISCUTTO I remember when I first came out on the Tour. I was hitting practice balls and Sam Snead and Bob Goa... LEE TREVINO It was not the thought that I was so unloved that froze me. I had taught myself to do without love.<... KURT VONNEGUT JR. I was going to shave it. It went in two parts. I got a bob first but it kept falling all over my fac... CATHY FREEMAN I try to lead by example. I play my butt off every game. If I see someone having trouble doing that,... DAVE KRYSTOWIAK I remember in October he told me he was tired of getting into trouble. He made a decision to leave i... GINA JONES It gave me an opportunity to see what was going on with recruiting. Once he came through and let eve... CASAAN BREEDEN My fiance and I had a few problems working through some of the things that he saw me say and do on t... TRACI BINGHAM Then came human beings, they wanted to cling but there was nothing to cling to. Thus I progressed on... ALBERT CAMUS I didn't know if it was going to count. I was pushed into the net, but it wasn't dislodged. I saw th... ED JOVANOVSKI I was on a nostalgia trip for that one. I was in a really happy kind of space. That one just felt li... CHLOE DAY Okay,” he said. “I gotta go to sleep. It’s almost one.”
“Okay,” I said.
“Okay,�... JOHN GREEN I think that was real big. I was bleeding and they wiped me up real quick and stopped the bleeding f... CARON BUTLER Fletcher caught me and said something and there was no need for it. Sometimes when you go to that pl... FRANK LAMPARD I was never one of those surly teenagers who doesn't smile. My lovely godfather said it was alwa... OLIVIA COLMAN I was the sibling that kind of kept it all on a level when life at home got tough. I did it through ... JOHNNY GALECKI I can't say enough about D.J. [Hernandez]. He's the hardest worker. I love D.J. not only for how har... DAN ORLOVSKY Before I was reading science fiction, I read Hemingway. Farewell to Arms was my first adult novel th... ROBERT REED Scientist announced a device that can be placed in a pacemaker and will call your doctor whenever yo... CONAN O'BRIEN I was on the phone with Marsha, who said the doctor had diagnosed him with ALS. I said, 'Gosh, my fe... TOM WATSON When I was a sophomore, he was a senior and having someone like Jarrod was a great role model to hav... ASHTIN PRIMUS I was a savage for so many years of my life. There was some seed of determination in me that I was n... DANIEL DAY-LEWIS I had two dreams about him after he died. I dont remember the first one all that well but it was abo... CORMAC MCCARTHY Thus I progressed on the surface of life, in the realm of words as it were, never in reality. All th... ALBERT CAMUS I always wrote. I wrote from when I was 12. That was therapeutic for me in those days. I wrote thing... CARRIE FISHER He was around the plate, curve ball was working good ... kept them off. He had one bad pitch I can t... SKIP CARR The one thing that came back to me was how lucky I was to be standing there on that stage and it's a... DAN HAMPTON I wrote a letter to Gorbachev warning him that trouble was brewing. He replied, 'Alexander, you over... ALEXANDER YAKOVLEV I was 17, and a friend said, 'Man, you've got to listen to this song,' and he played ... DIERKS BENTLEY I need to retract my statements and apologize to those two kids. That was one of the finest pitching... BRAD FULLER I think a part of the reason that those early plays were short was that I just kept having these ide... SAM SHEPARD I was feeling good. The adrenaline was getting to me. That's what kept me going. JOSH STRAWN He was having seizures and was in shock. He was bleeding from his mouth, and they (an Emergency Mana... ANTHONY FARRISI She was having trouble in kindergarten and we questioned it, but not a whole lot because she wasn't ... LINDA BOYD Once during a taping there was an actor who kept blowing his lines. It happened again and again. Fin... JOHN RITTER As far as getting my start, it was really Norman Lear, even aside from being on 'All in the Fami... ROB REINER At the end of the game I was getting frustrated and worn down. I was having trouble throwing strikes... GRACE LUGINBUHL Josh Lawrence is a guy that's very dear to me. He's one of the very first guys that said 'yes' to th... TOD KOWALCZYK I loved him like a fever. Then he left. He kicked through love like it was dust and he kept on walki... JUDY BLUNDELL I don't know if my pro-am partners liked me much. I was on the phone all the time, kept text-messagi... WES SHORT JR I had a certificate that said, 'Doctor of Mixology, Harvard University,' that I actually got... RONDA ROUSEY I was with [Littleton] everyday, and when he got shot, it hurt me real bad. I just like having his n... JAMES HINES Michael died five years ago this January, and the first thing that really struck me about the script... JUDI DENCH Bob is really getting a bum rap on this one. ... Bob is really a sweet old man who is kind of having... JAMES CARVILLE I eventually came to understand that in harboring the anger, the bitterness and resentment towards t... ISABEL LOPEZ I was going to Homecoming with the one person in this school who made my skin crawl, I was getting a... PENELOPE DOUGLAS ...being Lulu, it made me realize that all my life I've been living in a small, square room, with no... GAYLE FORMAN A very dirty little fellow came in from playing in the yard and asked his
mother, "Who am I?" Ready... UNKNOWN It was tough, ... I gave everything I had on those match points and she just came up with better sho... KIM CLIJSTERS It was one of the organic ideas that came out of our new campaign. As interest grew, we said we shou... IAN ROWDEN In English, the sounds and melodies I created were an inspiration to me, and words came to me as I e... UTADA HIKARU He just said, 'Oh, OK,' ... From that time on, he was at every workout. It was crazy how he develope... BRIAN GILBERT He said he was feeling good but was having a hard time getting his energy back. JAMES NEAL A family came home from Church where the sermon was on Adam and Eve.
The Mother noticed the boy sit... UNKNOWN (Pella) was double-teaming me - they knew who I was - and I was just trying to fight through it and ... AMANDA ZIMMERMAN
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