It was so quiet, you could hear a pun drop.

Lauren thrives on pressure. Everybody had finished bowling and it was so quiet you could hear a pin drop.

A good neighbor is a fellow who smiles at you over the back fence, but doesn't climb over it.

If you do big things they print your face, and if you do little things they print only your thumbs.

If you compulsively pun you are called a paronomasiac.

Quiet your mind, Soak it all in, It's a game you can't win, Enjoy the ride. At the end of the water, A red sun is risin', And the stars are all goin' away, And if you're too busy talkin', You're not busy listenin', To hear what the land has to say.