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DAN FOUTS It's funny, because it was my first time ever in that pool, too.
CASEY FOSSUM Today was the first time we touched a footy all week.
CRAIG BELLAMY It was the first time (President Hinckley) had ever been in a hospital to stay overnight.
ELDER PERRY It was raining that night, when we kissed for the first time.
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CINDY JACKSON I was frozen in my seat. It was the first time I had ever seen people like me on the screen.
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OLIVIA COLMAN It was pretty cool, especially how we won it, tying the first time and winning by one this time.
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JACQUELYN TRAN The first place we went was Vienna, and the first player we tried out was Toni Fritsch. He had a har...
GIL BRANDT That's the first time I've ever gone against him as an opponent and it was something.
ARTIS HICKS It was fun playing with Luke the first time and it was great seeing him back on skates. Every time t...
DAN MCDONALD We had the upper hand in the first half. I figured it was just a matter of time.
DAVE MOLINA I think the first time we ever won an East Coast Music Award was in Charlottetown, so it's been good...
ALAN DOYLE It was the first time in the tournament I was a bit nervous,
RAFAEL NADAL Writing this record was the first time we felt really at home in a long time,
DUSTIN KENSRUE It was probably the first time I ever did that. I don't think it was a travel, either. It was real e...
NICK FRUENDT All in all, it went very well. For a first-time event, it was a real hit!
KRIS LEBEDOFF It was the first time I was ever in love, and I learned a lot. Before that I'd never even thought ab...
STEVEN WRIGHT I think we did great. We made a lot of history. That was the first time our school has ever had two ...
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JACK KORPAR It was the first time she's ever done it. She hadn't even practiced it in practice. We just signed h...
TERESA ADAMS It was the first time this had been done in Utah.
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DENISE BEATTY Laverne was the most relaxed first-time mom I've ever met in my life. Nothing ever phased her.
MEGAN WINTERS Alfie was the first time I was above the title; the first time I became a star in America.
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NELSAN ELLIS That's the first time Danielle hit beam all year. It was definitely a good routine. She had no falls...
BRANDY SWAGER The first time I ever heard about him was with the arrest Saturday.
DAVE HOLLOWAY It was annoying to me the first time I ever heard it. Mind you, I had to go perform that all the tim...
LINDA PERRY The first time that I ever saw Babe Ruth was in the Boston Red Sox clubhouse.
WAITE HOYT We should be ranked in the state for the first time ever this year.
JOE KONRAD You never know how strong you are until being strong is your only choice.
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BENNY GREEN Usually, it's the opposite. Usually, we're blah in the first half and in the second half, we pick it...
MEGHAN MERKLEIN When we first arrived, it was large groups of people in large areas with no stimulation. By the time...
LAURIE SMITH His death was the first time that Ed Wynn ever made anyone sad.
RED SKELTON This is probably the biggest game since we won Class B in 1999. This is the first time we have been ...
CHARLIE KELLY I knew it was Fordham the first time I saw it,
ERIN GRAY It was the first time I've been invited in from the ground floor.
ROSA DURANDO Chashkin Sar was virgin, and we climbed it for the first time, and afterwards, the people renamed it...
SAMINA BAIG That was the best we shot in the first half in a long time. They went to a zone and we got them out ...
ED HICKEY That was about the first time ever I could take the audience response seriously.
JOE HARRISON It was very cool to be honored and be acknowledged in that way for the first time ever, being nomina...
SHEILA E. The best time I ever had with Joan Crawford was when I pushed her down the stairs in Whatever Happen...
BETTE DAVIS Frankly, it would probably be the first time in this country that this has ever been done -- that th...
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BERTHA STANEK It was for the first time really that the chief acknowledged we weren't making these things up. The ...
BRYSON PONCE It was a little disappointing. We played better than we did the first time, but I didn't think we pl...
BRENDA HADWIN It was great to be here for the first time.
COLLIN WALCH It was the first time you could mass-produce images.
MARA WADE It's gonna be okay," I said. It was the first time in a long time that I believed it. "It will.
SARAH DESSEN It was the first time I'd ever said the words to another person, and the sound of them broke open my...
SUE MONK KIDD It was the first time I traveled alone, but I was not scared.
CARMEN LAFORET It all started the first inning when he got on base. Everybody in the dugout was like, 'All right, i...
AARON ROWAND We are already sending full admits, probably for the first-time ever.
KAREN HAYNES It's a good start. It was the first time on our new field and we learned a lot. We had some great pl...
KOLBI FRANDSEN We came out ready to play. This was the first time in four years that we beat Bloomington.
DAVE SHOWALTER The first record I spent five years writing and it was an amalgamation of all the things that happen...
KATE VOEGELE When Fargo came out, I hired a publicist for the first time in my life. I thought, if ever I was goi...
WILLIAM H. MACY The rules only applied to
people who couldn’t afford different rules.
CAMERON STRACHER It was a very workmanlike win for the guys. It's always a tough drive over there. And it was the fir...
MARC WALTERS That is a first. I told the crew it was satisfying the very first day we ran it. Everyone had a big ...
CLAYTON SMITH My first manager, Suzanne DeWalt, saw a play I was in. She was invited by the director Joan Scheckel...
GALE HAROLD It was the first time I've ever seen Will race. I think they'll both keep getting better as the seas...
REBECCA DAVIS When digital culture first came along, it was supposed to create more time, by allowing us to shift ...
DOUGLAS RUSHKOFF If we all look at life we think how nice, then we look at death and everybody goes oh you can say th...
GARY F EVANS... If you love someone you must set them free like the wind and give them the respect they deserve.If y...
GARY F EVANS... We were really close all tournament and we felt we had a chance to win it. We were able to play in t...
DONNIE DARR Superstar was made so early in my career I had nothing to do with it at all. The first time I saw it...
ANDREW LLOYD WEBBER People see what they want to see
SUSAN BETH PFEFFER I got my first pilot lessons for my 16th birthday, ... I was scared the first time I tried it, but I...
ERIC HOFFMAN It was very simple. And everything went perfectly the first time.
DANIEL DUNLEAVY It was a good season. We won the Metro Central Scholastic Cup for the first time in school history a...
LANE DONATI For me, when they did call back, it was the first time I got serious in my mind that we might be goi...
KATHY MILES That was the first time I ever tried to download a whole weekend of images,
BILL RICHARDS He took off his diaper himself and we told him to put it in the trash. And he did, he picked it up a...
JEFF LARSON Watching Chuck Berry walk out on that stage for the first time and looking out at all the people was...
JOE EDWARDS This is the first time the boys have finished first in two years. It was tough surviving such a cold...
DAVE DWYER Everything she did, she made it seem like it was the first time.
HELEN SONNER It was the first jalapeno martini I ever had. He also served a chocolate martini. They were unheard ...
MARK HANNA I think the first table read I ever did, my hand was vibrating the whole time.
LUKE MACFARLANE We normally have a gala in October, but we had to cancel it for the first time ever since 1995 becau...
GLENDA MAY The first time I ever spoke to John Cassavetes was at a Lakers game. I got up to go for a hot dog, a...
PETER FALK I think the first time I ever wore a tuxedo was when I played at the Talk Of The Town in 1967, becau...
TOM JONES It was the first time I've ever thrown meat to a tiger. It was pretty cool. These are the little per...
AUSTIN FLYNN I did 'Showtime at the Apollo' when I was 10, and it was the first time that I'd ever pe...
SEVYN STREETER We built it the first time in October 2004 and tore it down when we were done.
ARTHUR SMITH This was the first time we ever beat them, and that is more important than the streak. The win was o...
COLLEEN BIEBEL I remember when I was around 12 I learned about the three A's for the first time: asparagus, articho...
DAVID REILEY It was a lake, ... Instead of quicksand, it was quick mud. But the conditions were the same for both...
ERIC KNIGHT We did pommel horse much better, but vault was rough. We had some guys try some double-folds for the...
BARRY WEINER I remember the first time I heard 'The Thunder Rolls.' It was dark, and we were driving to t...
ZAC BROWN we
sat there
smoking
cigarettes
at
5
in the morning.
CHARLES BUKOWSKI It was our greatest win, and our first, ... It was a long time coming.
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He approached the fi...
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JOAN LUNDEN I caused my husband's heart attack. In the middle of lovemaking I took the paper bag off my head. He...
JOAN RIVERS Action is the antidote to despair.
JOAN BAEZ Nobody knows what anticipation is anymore. Everything is so immediate.
JOAN JETT I'm having fun opening up. Sort of struggling to get the audience into it. It's good. It mak...
JOAN JETT With plastic surgery, the general anesthetic is like a black-velvety sleep, and that's what deat...
JOAN RIVERS If you have an ounce of common sense and one good friend you don't need an analyst.
JOAN CRAWFORD My husband wanted to be cremated. I told him I'd scatter his ashes at Neiman Marcus - that way, ...
JOAN RIVERS When we start deceiving ourselves into thinking not that we want something... but that it is a moral...
JOAN DIDION Isn't that what we come into politics for? To say to people: 'You can do it, too - there is ...
JOAN KIRNER People think of us as an information distributor because that's how they relate to the Internet....
JOAN BLADES Many of us think that compassion drains us, but I promise you it is something that truly enlivens us...
JOAN HALIFAX All my way through college, I worked my way as a window dresser for Lord & Taylor, so I always l...
JOAN RIVERS I, Joan Crawford, I believe in the dollar. Everything I earn, I spend.
JOAN CRAWFORD Sometimes you wonder how you got on this mountain. But sometimes you wonder, "How will I get off?".
JOAN MANLEY Holding on to anger, resentment and hurt only gives you tense muscles,a headache and a sore jaw from...
JOAN LUNDEN