It was the same lineup that I had (Wednesday) night. I was really pleased with the doubles play tonight. Both teams had a lot of energy and enthusiasm.
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Related I was pleased with the effort of both the offense and defense tonight. Both teams played hard all ni... ED MEIERKORT Lace Collins really had some great leadership tonight. I was really pleased with her play. ANNA SPEAR It was a really good game. Both teams had opportunities. Both teams had shots that hit the post. And... CHRIS GIVENS It was wild, but I think fact both teams playing great defense had a lot to do with it. JOE MARINO We had a lot of chances, that's all that matters. I think our puck movement was really good, so I th... VINNY LECAVALIER We had a good practice. I was pleased. The enthusiasm and execution were pretty good. MIKE HOLMGREN We had a very good day today. Our top two doubles teams played very well and our singles was very co... MANUEL DIAZ We went with a different lineup tonight. It was senior night, so I played all of the seniors as much... BILL LAMBIE It was a great high school basketball game. Both teams played very hard. I'm very pleased with our e... JACK CULHANE I thought our effort on Wednesday night was excellent. We played another well executed game in both ... BONNIE ROSEN We've had a lot of inconsistencies this season and we didn't really play with straight lineup like a... MAX KLINEMAN We had a lot of great energy to start the doubles and singles, and we created a lot of opportunities... GEORGE HUSACK I wasn't very pleased with our performance Friday. We had the 45 minute delay, and both teams combin... JEFF MATHEWS I was really pleased with both of the doubles wins. We won most of the close matches, something that... DAVE HOHENTHAL We put a lot of things together and really played well tonight. Everybody in the lineup had a hit. EMPSY THOMPSON I changed the lineup (Thursday) from a previous (lineup) and I'll possibly end up switching some dou... BRYAN KING I really enjoyed every minute of it. I mean, I've learned so much in the last week, I mean, just... DANIELA HANTUCHOVA To play June, I had an immediate connect with her background and culture. We grew up with the same r... REESE WITHERSPOON I think Jack Johnson had a great tournament, I think (goalie) Cory Schneider had a great tournament.... WALT KYLE I didn't think that that was going to happen, ... Maybe what I need is to get up and give more than ... IAN THORPE I didn't know this was here. I had a lot of fun. It was a great way to spend the night.... The pie w... RYAN ANDERSON I was pleased with what he did out there. Steve Gallagher also played with lot of energy. They both ... ED MCCARTHY We made way too many mistakes. Some of them were caused by Scott, and some were just bad decisions. ... ED HEINTSCHEL It was a really nice ceremony. I was pleased with the fan turnout that we had to get the season star... GLENN JARVIS I was pleased with the team's effort. They worked hard, unfortunately we had a poor shooting night. BOB SOULIERE Both teams had their moments where they had to fight from behind, and it was decided by a good, clea... BOB GAINEY I thought a lot about that (Wednesday) night, thinking about pitching to the Yankees. It was just li... CARLOS HERNANDEZ It was a total team effort. I was pleased with our intensity, enthusiasm and concentration. LUKE VAIL I still think this is Duke's best team that they've had. They've got a lot of pieces. They play with... KAY YOW I'm very happy for the girls. I'm very pleased with our doubles play. We're really laying the founda... BEN BUCCA I thought the girls individually really picked up the slack with Katie out of the lineup. We showed ... KRAIG TERPSTRA It was a very tough decision. Probably for about five or six days I went back and forth a lot, talki... LARRY ROTHSCHILD I thought both our singles and doubles play was improved from our previous meets. They really contro... LEN THIEDE I think it was just two good teams that both had our stretches. We just had a better stretch. THADDEUS YOUNG It was definitely tough. I had to play through it, but I was really tired. It took a lot out of me. LADONA PIERCE I was very pleased with our passing and defense, and we had some good heads up play, ... Overall, I ... BETH SHELTON I went to bed the first night knowing I had to win or else that was it. And I also knew it was again... DEWITT DRISCOLL That was a real battle. Both guys played extremely well. Both teams left it all on the ice. When you... DAN FRIDGEN We started a different lineup and played with the same amount of energy, so it's difficult to tell (... SCOTT SKILES It was a great game. For us, the fact that we won makes the result great, but it was a great hockey ... BOB GAINEY Our coach let us know that we beat them bad in the J&C but that both teams have improved a lot. We c... BRAD POYNTER I was very pleased with our performance tonight. I thought we were very sharp and created an awful l... MARK KRIKORIAN It was a tremendous game. I thought you had two really, really good teams out there who played very ... JOE RUX We played hard tonight and I was really pleased with our effort. While I was disappointed that our g... GEORGE STEVENS The whole team learned a lot tonight, ... I was glad to we had that situation where it was a close g... ALLEN IVERSON Our outfield had a great night. Tonight was the first night they saw a lot of action and they steppe... KAREN VANDYKE This one was a little special tonight. He had tremendous energy for 40 minutes. I couldn't believe t... KEITH RICHARD I think this was a pretty fun weekend and I think both teams of the guys and the girls do a really g... MACKENZIE STEGER I was really pleased with the way I played this weekend. I had a really good week of practice and I ... CONOR NILAND Overall, we played a pretty good opening weekend tournament. The results were good and, as I go back... BILL RICHARDS I think a lot of had to do with nerves, and both teams were nervous. We just knew what we had to do. CHARLIE REPPEL If you like offensive basketball, it was a good game to watch. I wasn't sure either one of us wanted... JOE KATICH There was a lot for us to play for. We had a lot to prove tonight. BILLY CRAIG I was hoping for a bigger crowd, but I think the turnout was cool for a Friday night. I think if we ... LARRY MORRIS I don't think the effort on both sides of the ball was really reflected on the scoreboard. There was... MIKE ALLEY What we lacked on Thursday, we were able to make up for it and fix it tonight. We had energy, we had... JENNY OWEN We just told the girls to play hard tonight. What ever happens, happens. We stressed fundamentals, l... EDDIE DOMINGUEZ I had a fun high school experience. We had a big old prom, we had 400 kids in the graduating class a... JONATHAN KELTZ It was a great basketball game. The most important thing coming into this game (was) we had to get o... DOUG STIVERSON Paul was absolutely sensational tonight. I didn't realize they had 50 and 43. I knew they had a lot.... DOC RIVERS You could tell both teams had some wide eyes there going into overtime. There was a lot on the line.... NATE ALTENHOFEN I think what happened there was the kids came out fired up. That set the tone right there. They had ... TERRY GOUGH I had a bet with Gordon Kane of Michigan University that the Higgs particle wouldn't be found. STEPHEN HAWKING I was really excited about practice this week. Their enthusiasm this week got me excited to coach. I... CURRY HAGGERTY I thought we played really smart today. We looked like a real college football team, you know, the e... BOB SHOOP I was really pleased. I was very pleased to be honest. He could've done a lot more, but it was the f... GERALD PERRY I was very pleased with the way a lot of our guys played tonight. Adam played the way I know he can.... JAMIE MULLEN I thought the team played really well. (But) I was really disappointed in our doubles play today. DENNIS EMERY I thought our overall defense was exceptionally good tonight. I was pleased with that. BOB LETSCH I was pleased. You're never completely pleased, but we had a pretty good idea what we wanted to do o... DENNIS RUETER I really think the architectural feature that I tried to get them to save really had a lot to do wit... JOE BAUER I think we did really well. We struggled a lot this year with keeping the energy up for every event ... LISA WILLIS I don't know if I have a favorite color. KATE MIDDLETON It's very special having a new little girl. KATE MIDDLETON Both teams had a lot of serving errors. But the biggest problem we had was our passing game. We had ... CATHY POOLE I think it was our defense that was the key for us tonight. We pressed all night and were able to cr... JUSTIN ROPER Tonight was a better night for me. I just have to practice more and play like I did tonight. DEBBIE MERRILL I was pleased with how the guys executed in the first and third quarters especially. We showed a lot... DAVE HOLLENBECK A big part of our success was we had all the kids in the lineup perform. It seems like all season we... CINDY FUSHIMI I was really pleased with how everyone competed on both sides (men and women). J. WEBB HORTON I never really knew her before, but we had a ball together. I was very pleased with my set. KAREN MORGAN Coming back is going to be exciting, ... I never really had a farewell; this [trade] came out of the... CLINTON PORTIS My first slalom run was so-so and I didn't really give it everything I had, ... But I was better in ... JANICA KOSTELIC I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ... KELLY JONES It's a win. But, as expected, both teams played hard, both teams hustled and luckily we had that run... BILL BUTTERWORTH (Ash Wednesday) was the beginning of discerning what it was that I really wanted. JENNI FRIEDMAN It's a long flight for both teams. This team is not going to hang its head. We're going to come back... STEVE FINLEY Dave is really adjusting to the play of his teammates and they are doing the same to him. I like wha... BRIAN LANZ It was good to get in a match. With the wet weather, both teams have had trouble practicing outside. CHRIS HANAFAN It was awfully good to have (Lampley) back in the lineup. And Rachel Perry hit some really big shots... RACHAEL MOORE It's all to do with the training: you can do a lot if you're properly trained. QUEEN ELIZABETH II Like all best families, we have our share of eccentricities, of impetuous and wayward youngsters and... QUEEN ELIZABETH II My husband has quite simply been my strength and stay all these years, and I owe him a debt greater ... QUEEN ELIZABETH II It is easy enough to define what the Commonwealth is not. Indeed this is quite a popular pastime. QUEEN ELIZABETH II I have to be seen to be believed. QUEEN ELIZABETH II I have in sincerity pledged myself to your service, as so many of you are pledged to mine. Throughou... QUEEN ELIZABETH II I hope that tomorrow we can all, wherever we are, join in expressing our grief at Diana's loss, ... QUEEN ELIZABETH II I myself prefer my New Zealand eggs for breakfast. QUEEN ELIZABETH II The British constitution has always been puzzling and always will be. QUEEN ELIZABETH II I have behind me not only the splendid traditions and the annals of more than a thousand years but t... QUEEN ELIZABETH II
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I really can't say enough about the three singles players. They really get the job done. DAVE HIGGS It was exciting. We were 2-all and first singles was still on the court. John really came back in th... DAVE HIGGS It was a hard fought match. Every court was well contested on both sides. It was a good match all ar... DAVE HIGGS It was a good win, but we know we're going to be stepping up the competition here shortly. It's good... DAVE HIGGS The fact that we only lost seven games in the total match, I was real pleased. The guys got through ... DAVE HIGGS It's good to be back. DAVE HIGGS We've had a taste of it the last two seasons. We've had doubles teams make it to state, so they've t... DAVE HIGGS My inbox and doormat are full with emails and letters from people who want me to endorse their Higgs... PETER HIGGS Anarchists did not try to carry out genocide against the Armenians in Turkey; they did not deliberat... ROBERT HIGGS I'm a great admirer of 'The Simpsons.' It's very surprising because it's backed ... PETER HIGGS The Nobel Prize has been a disturbance at the beginning of October for some years. It would be grati... PETER HIGGS Many anti-energy groups display little appreciation of the extent to which modern economies depend p... ROBERT HIGGS When the basic status of a theory is clear, and all that needs to be cleared are details, you can co... PETER HIGGS Nobody else took what I was doing seriously, so nobody would want to work with me. I was thought to ... PETER HIGGS I was an embarrassment to the department when they did research assessment exercises. A message woul... PETER HIGGS One of the first things I did on arriving at school was to break my left arm falling into a bomb cra... PETER HIGGS Edinburgh is my adopted home. It's a place where I wanted to come and live, and I managed to arr... PETER HIGGS My recollection of the higher school certificate, which involved a practical exam in physics, was be... PETER HIGGS I liked Edinburgh as a university in a way that I'd never enjoyed King's College London. I r... PETER HIGGS If you have a private firm and you spend a ton of money to pay employees, but what you produce is a ... ROBERT HIGGS Some doomsayers think the collapse will be triggered by runaway government spending, excessive taxat... ROBERT HIGGS I was already, I think, at the age of 18, showing signs of being incompetent in the lab. PETER HIGGS We need to have a modicum of faith in people's common sense, creativity and will to survive and ... ROBERT HIGGS In 2002, a Scottish journalist, during a dinner meant to be private, absolutely wanted me to react t... PETER HIGGS Being a professional circuit fisherman, Jay has a unique position to connect with millions of sporti... DAVID HIGGS When my wife and I got married, she thought of me being an easygoing person, and I warned her I wasn... PETER HIGGS 'If the world had no feeling, then there would be no suffering.. - the world would be such a better ... PORTIA HIGGS This more detailed analysis shows that direct personal interventions and a high visibility of the ac... NEIL HIGGS It allows them to have the experience of being the lungs for their instrument. DAVID HIGGS In the natural sciences, some checks exist on the prolonged acceptance of nutty ideas, which do not ... ROBERT HIGGS Austria, Germany and the U.S. South did not disappear as a result of their currencies' ruin. Alt... ROBERT HIGGS Government as we now know it in the USA and other economically advanced countries is so manifestly h... ROBERT HIGGS Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, here I am -- not stuck in the middle, but hovering ab... ROBERT HIGGS The irony is that the ICC is there for a humanitarian purpose, it wants to discourage terrible crime... BRYN HIGGS To start war crimes investigations for the sake of justice at a time when northern Uganda sees the m... BRYN HIGGS ICC has committed a terrible blunder, BRYN HIGGS We're obviously very glad they're back in custody. DAVID HIGGS I feel very confident there probably will be some recommended changes. DAVID HIGGS In the late 18th century, the bird sound would have been considered high-tech science, like the adva... DAVID HIGGS Rice's defense took both Ethan Paquette and Garrett Calkins right out of the game. LAYNE HIGGS We had trouble guarding Essex in the first half. We got to within two points in the fourth quarter a... LAYNE HIGGS Champlain Valley is not the kind of team that you can come back from a big deficit like we were forc... LAYNE HIGGS We had some good looks at the basket against their zone in the first quarter, but you can't shoot 1-... LAYNE HIGGS Calkins was a perfect 6-for-6 from the line in the fourth quarter. LAYNE HIGGS It was a game of runs. We got off to a good start, shooting 9-for-13 in the first quarter, then they... LAYNE HIGGS I thought overall for the game we had better focus and we worked real hard right from the beginning. LAYNE HIGGS We made our foul shots - 9-for-13 - down the stretch when we needed to. LAYNE HIGGS A big key in the first half, we were able to stay within two points, with Calkins sitting out. LAYNE HIGGS Hopefully the relay team can drop a couple more seconds. JENNELL HIGGS A lot of the other winners we know from competing on a team at Kirtland (Air Force Base). JENNELL HIGGS We'll probably train harder next year. I know our times will get better as we train. JENNELL HIGGS When American presidents prepare for foreign wars, they lie. ROBERT HIGGS A score of 70 would indicate a reasonable level of satisfaction. Anything below 50 should be conside... NEIL HIGGS Mrs. Lot was a sandwich-generation woman, not sure what life might hold for her-scared of going forw... LIZ CURTIS HIGGS When men declare their love for us, we should handle them with the utmost care, even if the feelings... LIZ CURTIS HIGGS History provides a great example but a terrible excuse. LIZ CURTIS HIGGS I do still get shocked every once in a while when I catch my reflection when I'm walking past a ... DAVE MATTHEWS Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving, and I call those people 'the cops.' But... DAVE ATTELL Everyone has a breaking point, turning point, stress point, the game is permeated with it. The fans ... DAVE WINFIELD Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it. DAVE BARRY We operate under a jury system in this country, and as much as we complain about it, we have to admi... DAVE BARRY Instead of sailing off into the sunset, he hopes to sail into the next century. DAVE ANDERSON For me, the worst part of playing golf, by far, has always been hitting the ball. DAVE BARRY What may seem depressing or even tragic to one person may seem like an absolute scream to another pe... DAVE BARRY Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling. DAVE BARRY Snowboarding is an activity that is very popular with people who do not feel that regular skiing is ... DAVE BARRY If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will ... DAVE BARRY Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to a... DAVE BARRY The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. DAVE BARRY It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another perso... DAVE BARRY The Sixties are now considered a historical period, just like the Roman Empire. DAVE BARRY I never excelled at one sport or had a very strong passion for anything other than wrestling and bod... DAVE BAUTISTA A lot of these kids I think are more content just to be on Facebook and the computer than they are t... DAVE ATTELL As an individual, I think you have to find your own path. I like the simplicity and purity of Hindui... DAVE DAVIES I had a few brushes with death, where I nearly chose to go. The final one in 1996 did it for me. I s... DAVE GAHAN The important thing to remember is that bugs don't actually talk. DAVE FOLEY When people get disillusioned and get insecure and content about the future, they tend to brood abou... DAVE DAVIES Jazz isn't dead yet. It's the underpinning of everything in this country. Whether it's a... DAVE BRUBECK And that's actually the brunt of what we do is, people going straight from their workplace, stra... DAVE EGGERS That's country music for you - bourbon and the Bible. DAVE HAYWOOD So this is the space during tutoring hours. It's very busy. Same principles: one-on-one attentio... DAVE EGGERS You can do and use the skills that you have. The schools need you. The teachers need you. Students a... DAVE EGGERS The Left likes to think of itself as the bulwark of progressive liberal individualism, and yet it se... DAVE BRAT Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. DAVE BARRY A standard sitcom... is a very standard idea, like these people falling in love and living with each... DAVE FINKEL Standing out as a writer today requires more than a bright idea and limpid prose. Authors need to be... DAVE MORRIS Empire Square production finishes in about a month's time, so at the moment, right now, I'm ... DAVE ROWNTREE It is criminal to put our servicemen and women in harm's way and to put the lives of so many civ... DAVE MATTHEWS We don't have enough people going into those fields and there is a high burnout rate in some hea... DAVE OBEY Eternal boyhood is the dream of a depressing percentage of American males, and the locker room is th... DAVE BARRY If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers. DAVE BARRY The question is, why are politicians so eager to be president? What is it about the job that makes i... DAVE BARRY I go to see some big shows of other bands, and I feel like I'm so bombarded and over-stimulated ... DAVE GAHAN I'm tired of high policy talks. I want to focus on nuts and bolts. DAVE FREUDENTHAL The thing that will never go away is that connection you make with a band or a song where you're... DAVE GROHL I played a homosexual bodyguard in 'The Last Detective,' and that was quite a pleasure to do... DAVE LEGENO It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another perso... DAVE BARRY The baby boomer surge is forcing society to face decisions about costs - and particularly what is va... DAVE DEBRONKART Granted, a long book can be as daunting as a hard one. I nearly reached for 'Game of Thrones'... DAVE MORRIS Joy comes from places you least expect it. It's usually the simple things, like watching my son ... DAVE GAHAN If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to... DAVE BARRY The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status, or... DAVE BARRY The waves of love roll throughout the Universe, and overflow in our hearts.. Everything is ONE! DAVE ZEBIAN I like the relaxed way in which the Japanese approach religion. I think of myself as basically a mor... DAVE BARRY I'm so alive. As I stand facing the beauty of the never-ending Pacific Ocean, a late afte... DAVE PELZER 'Breaking Bad' and 'The Shield' were planned right from the start so that their narr... DAVE MORRIS I found there's a fairly blatant racism in America that's already there, and I don't thi... DAVE MATTHEWS I want to make hand-held music, undiminished by the need to make everybody in the world listen at on... DAVE SITEK We all have to die some day, if we live long enough. DAVE FARBER We Americans live in a nation where the medical-care system is second to none in the world, unless... DAVE BARRY The primary function of the government is - and here I am quoting directly from the U.S. Constitutio... DAVE BARRY There just isn’t enough cock in this world to be caught suckin’ and be called anything but a slu... DAVE MATTHES ...you're either gonna spend your life fucking pussy, or taking it to church. DAVE MATTHES I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer. DAVE BARRY That’s what books do. They are the building blocks, the DNA, if you will, of you. Think of everyth... DAVE EGGERS I will not wait to love as best as I can. We thought we were young and that there would be time to l... DAVE EGGERS Quantity is what you count, quality is what you count on. DAVE BARRY It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know ... DAVE BARRY You had me at "We'll make it look like an accident." DAVE BARRY Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms! DAVE BARRY I'd take a nerf bullet for you. DAVE BARRY What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my car... DAVE BARRY The first person who decided to say a word instead of throwing a rock can be considered the starter ... DAVE BARRY It was not that Adam ate the apple for the apple's sake, but because it was forbidden. It would have... DAVE BARRY I was always taught to respect my elders and I've now reached the age when I don't have anybody to r... DAVE BARRY Painting: The art of protecting flat surfaces from the weather and exposing them to the critic. DAVE BARRY I may not know Karate, but I know crazy and I'm not afraid to use it. DAVE BARRY In beer there is freedom, in wine there is health, in cognac there is power and in water there is ba... DAVE BARRY Books have a unique way of stopping time in a particular moment and saying: Let’s not forget this. DAVE EGGERS Wake up naked drinking coffee Making plans to change the world While the world is changing... DAVE MATTHEWS Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see wi... DAVE BARRY Can you imagine the reaction of a British tabloid newspaper if they found a small school in rural En... DAVE GORMAN We have advantages. We have a cushion to fall back on. This is abundance. A luxury of place and time... DAVE EGGERS How could I have been anyone other than me? DAVE MATTHEWS My band career ended late in my senior year when John Cooper and I threw my amplifier out the dormit... DAVE BARRY As a rule, software systems do not work well until they have been used, and have failed repeatedly, ... DAVE PARNAS Don't get suckered in by the comments ... they can terribly be misleading. DAVE STORER Giving half answers won't make the conversation half as long. DAVE JOHNSON Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would b... DAVE BARRY A theme is a memory aid, it helps you through the presentation just as it also provides the thread o... DAVE CAREY What Women Want: To be loved, to be listened to, to be desired, to be respected, to be needed, to be... DAVE BARRY Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popula... DAVE BARRY Guys are simple... women are not simple and they always assume that men must be just as complicated ... DAVE BARRY Democracy: In which you say what you like and do what you're told. DAVE BARRY There are two distinctive classes of people today, those who have personal computers, and those who ... DAVE BARRY The obvious and fair solution to the housework problem is to let men do the housework for, say, the ... DAVE BARRY It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in... DAVE BARRY In the old days, it was not called the Holiday Season; the Christians called it 'Christmas' and went... DAVE BARRY Although Golf was originally restricted to wealthy Protestants, today its open to anybody who owns h... DAVE BARRY Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybo... DAVE BERRY Anything done for the first time unleashes a demon. DAVE SIM I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends. I can win an argument on any topic, against any ... DAVE BARRY The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot. DAVE BARRY A thunderstorm is God's way of saying you spend too much time in front of the computer DAVE BARRY It is a good idea to "shop around" before you settle on a doctor. Ask about the condition of his Mer... DAVE BARRY Americans who travel abroad for the first time are often shocked to discover that, despite all the p... DAVE BARRY The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they... DAVE BARRY My problem with chess was that all my pieces wanted to end the game as soon as possible. DAVE BARRY The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning "ability to," and bics, meaning "withst... DAVE BARRY Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should aris... DAVE BARRY The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition. DAVE BARRY The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas... DAVE BARRY We Americans live in a nation where the medical-care system is second to none in the world, unless y... DAVE BARRY Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top speed of 120 ft/sec, is a cow that h... DAVE BARRY If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving infant's life, she will choose to sa... DAVE BARRY And computers are getting smarter all the time: scientists tell us that soon they will be able to ta... DAVE BARRY The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious pe... DAVE BARRY Politicians are like diapers. They both need changing regularly and for the same reason. DAVE BARRY New York Taxi Rules:1. Driver speaks no English.2. Driver just got here two days ago from someplace ... DAVE BARRY Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other large organiza... DAVE BARRY Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use the Internet and they won... DAVE BARRY Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night DAVE BARRY Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. DAVE BARRY Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting. DAVE BARRY I care about our young people, and I wish them great success, because they are our Hope for the Futu... DAVE BARRY One day soon the Gillette company will announce the development of a razor that, thanks to a compute... DAVE BARRY If you can't excell with talent, triumph with effort. DAVE WEINBAUM People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with th... DAVE BARRY Our environmental problems originate in the hubris of imagining ourselves as the central nervous sys... DAVE FOREMAN Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons that you cannot see wit... DAVE BARRY We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but ... DAVE BARRY We are not meant to know everything, Mae. Did you ever think that perhaps our minds are delicately c... DAVE EGGERS You sit at a desk twelve hours a day and you have nothing to show for it except some numbers that wo... DAVE EGGERS It’s not that I’m not social. I’m social enough. But the tools you guys create actually manufa... DAVE EGGERS Even in a country like the USA where fitness has become an obsession, most people exercising do not ... DAVE WILSON Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, usi... DAVE BARRY We journalists make it a point to know very little about an extremely wide variety of topics; this i... DAVE BARRY Life's real failure is when you do not realize how close you were to success when you gave up. DAVE CHECKETT You can't choose what you're famous for in life. DAVE KELLETT The English language was carefully, carefully cobbled together by three blind dudes and a German dic... DAVE KELLETT A great marriage is not when the 'perfect couple' comes together. It is when an imperfect couple lea... DAVE MEURER Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should aris... DAVE BARRY The future is no place to place your better days. DAVE MATTHEWS Nothing can do what a book can do. Lifts you out of your life... to a whole new world, whole new per... DAVE KELLETT I was trying to make the web more civil. I was trying to make it more elegant. I got rid of anonymit... DAVE EGGERS Gang violence in America is not a sudden problem. It has been a part of urban life for years, offeri... DAVE REICHERT It's all very boring to say that we get along great and all that and sometimes we mock up come a... DAVE EDMUNDS To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent. DAVE BARRY American consumers have no problem with carcinogens, but they will not purchase any product, includi... DAVE BARRY Violence and smut are of course everywhere on the airwaves. You cannot turn on your television witho... DAVE BARRY