It would take three days, and I might go via the Welsh borders or rural Lincolnshire. These days, youngsters just aren't as adventurous. They think a bus is a thing that gets in the way of cars.

He's pitched three days in a row so he won't be in there.

The youngsters that come in here are 15 days behind, and everything is all Greek to them. Everything is clear as mud to them. But someday it's going to open up like a rose petal for all of them.

I live in a beautiful place, I work at something I love, I make enough money to live, and my demands on the world's resources are very meager. What's unusual about this idyllic circumstance is that there is plenty of room for more to join.

There are some days when you don't feel like being Alan Cumming.

He has pitched three days in a row and won't be available tonight.