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'The Bill Engvall Show' is a comedy about a middle-class family in the Midwest. It's a g...
NANCY TRAVIS There's a lot of things I believe in this world. I believe in God, I believe in the United State...
BILL ENGVALL If you watch the 'Blue Collar Tour,' I was probably the least redneck of everybody.
BILL ENGVALL I'm a blue collar guy.
BILL ENGVALL When 'Blue Collar TV' was on the 'WB,' we were their second-highest rated show, but ...
BILL ENGVALL I'd like to see the Amazon rainforests before they're all gone, and also the Galapagos - tha...
BILL ENGVALL I love to laugh, and laughter is one of my favorite things. When you have a really good laugh, you f...
BILL ENGVALL I have fun on stage, so people think maybe they should, too.
BILL ENGVALL Jeff Foxworthy Show.
BILL ENGVALL No parents. You have Uncle Jesse, forever in overalls. Then there's Bo and Duke. What do they do? I ...
BILL ENGVALL Blue Collar TV
BILL ENGVALL When you're doing stand-up, you achieve an intimacy with the audience you can't get on TV. There's n...
BILL ENGVALL I learned that you don't take dishes from the table to the dishwasher; you have to rinse them fi...
BILL ENGVALL It's funny: people who meet me say, 'I thought you'd be different.' But I'm stil...
BILL ENGVALL Jay Leno told me once, 'Don't do jokes about things you don't know about.'
BILL ENGVALL If you're just a nice guy - you don't let people walk on you - but if you're just a nice...
BILL ENGVALL I was doing a bit that stupid people should be slapped. But the more I did it, the more I didn't...
BILL ENGVALL I hate stupid people. They should have to wear signs that just say, 'I'm stupid.'
BILL ENGVALL I haven't been really nervous about a gig in a long time.
BILL ENGVALL I don't do politics, I don't do religion, I don't do ethnic jokes.
BILL ENGVALL There's a reason God didn't give me this success in my 20s, because I'd have blown it.
BILL ENGVALL What I do is not regional comedy, and it is not based in the southern area.
BILL ENGVALL I like to hang on to cars. I'm not one of these guys that goes flipping cars all the time. If I ...
BILL ENGVALL I think you can ban guns if you can just pull the trigger and 60 bullets fire out.
BILL ENGVALL People all over are finding themselves in jobs they never thought they'd be in.
BILL ENGVALL I love stand up, but every year, the road takes a little more out of you.
BILL ENGVALL If you lived next door to me and didn't know what I did, you wouldn't know I was a celebrity...
BILL ENGVALL My belief is that if we take away that right to bear arms, the only people that are going to have th...
BILL ENGVALL I've really got no complaints.
BILL ENGVALL I came out of the mall one day, and a guy was standing there with a coat hanger in his window, and I...
BILL ENGVALL To be honest with you, I still eat whatever I want. It's all about portion control. I still love...
BILL ENGVALL Procrastination is like a credit card: it's a lot of fun until you get the bill.
CHRISTOPHER PARKER![]()
I met Bill Clinton; he's a very nice guy. Yeah, Bill Clinton's cool.
ED SHEERAN![]()
You come to Washington, there's a rail bill, there's a highway bill, there's a aviation ...
ANTHONY FOXX All the fun has gone out of it. [Bill Wyman]
THE ROLLING STONES Bill brought baseball into the 20th century. Before Bill, baseball was just win or lose. But he made...
HANK GREENBERG Bill Cosby, you know, he's a delightful guy.
BARRY CORBIN The bill is what it is. Changes are being made, but the bill is fair and will allow for investment i...
ENRIQUE PROANO![]()
There's no smarter politician out there than Bill Clinton.
ED ROLLINS Comedians still make fun of Bill's out-of-control appetites, but with Hillary, the mockery is ab...
RICH LOWRY![]()
Who gets to decide the robotic bill of rights? It's going to be controversial.
GRAY SCOTT It is not a for-profit bill - it is a for-safety bill.
JOE ROBINSON![]()
Bill Campbell: "It's not about the money."
Ben Horowitz: "What's it about, Bill?"
Bill: "I...
BEN HOROWITZ When I come out and sing the first few bars of Bill Bailey, it's very exciting.
BOBBY DARIN![]()
For me, being with Obama or having dinner with Bill Clinton... it's crazy. It's mind-blowing...
JAY-Z![]()
Bill Clinton wanted to survive. And Bill Clinton wanted to thrive, not just for himself, although th...
MONICA CROWLEY![]()
Bill Clinton is not my commander-in-chief.
OLIVER NORTH![]()
When you've got somebody who's a flaming liberal like Bill Maher calling you out, something&...
DAVE MUSTAINE Procrastination is like a credit card: it's a lot of fun until you get the bill.
CHRISTOPHER PARKER This is not our bill. We didn't ask for the bill. We're not lobbying on the bill.
JEFF BENTOFF She agreed to pay the huge postage bill. It was one-third of the bill.
SHEARON BAILEY I think there's bipartisan support in the Senate to pass a good reform bill.
DON NICKLES![]()
NOW With Bill Moyers.
BILL MOYERS This is Bill Pardy,
NATHAN FILLION important that we get this bill done.
CHUCK HAGEL![]()
Cindy Sheehan is just Bill Burkett.
RUSH LIMBAUGH![]()
We hammered out what I think is a good bill. ... Not a perfect bill, but a good bill.
ARLEN SPECTER The governor's bill is not a gay rights bill.
DAN FURMANSKY![]()
You can make an argument that Bill O'Reilly is a conservative or a Republican. Bill's kind o...
BRIT HUME![]()
I don't like accidental success. It's what Bill Gates calls 'random,' a term he uses...
MASAYOSHI SON![]()
I have visited the cities and towns across America and seen the devastation caused by the trade poli...
DONALD TRUMP Let's create jobs by bringing the Shaheen-Portman bipartisan energy efficiency bill to the floor...
JEANNE SHAHEEN![]()
If we were to reengineer the DVR, we would cut America's energy bill by 5%.
RICK SMOLAN A farm bill in Washington State is a jobs bill.
SUZAN DELBENE We've had Town Hall meetings, we've witnessed election after election, in which the American...
ERIC CANTOR![]()
Newt Gingrich wrote a novel, and he's a short story. Bill Clinton wrote a biography, and he'...
JAMES MCBRIDE We believe that?s an essential component of the bill.
SAM LEE![]()
The right to marry is vital in society. It's a right that's older than the Bill of Rights be...
TED OLSON Come on, planning a wedding, let's be honest, it's not fun. It's not fun being in a wedd...
WENDI MCLENDON-COVEY Guys like Howard Stern, Bill O'Reilly, Jim Rome, Bill Maher, those are the guys I love and respe...
EDDIE TRUNK It's no fun being a specimen.
DICK CAVETT![]()
Bill Clinton's foreign policy experience stems mainly from having breakfast at the International...
PAT BUCHANAN![]()
Bill Gates is the pope of the personal computer industry. He decides who's going to build.
LARRY ELLISON Drag a $100 bill through a trailer camp and there's no telling what you will find.
JAMES CARVILLE![]()
A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swing...
BILL VAUGHAN I like Bill a lot. As Bill is presented, I mean you don't ever see Bill blow her head off? You k...
DAVID CARRADINE![]()
I got a chain letter by fax. It's very simple. You just fax a dollar bill to everybody on the li...
STEVEN WRIGHT Why will T.O. and Bill work? Why will T.O. and Bill work?
PHIL SIMMS Let's pass the small business credit enhancement bill so small business can get back on its feet...
AUSTAN GOOLSBEE It's just fun just being a girl.
STACY KEIBLER We don't want the perfect to be the enemy of the good. This is a good bill. Is it a perfect bill? Pr...
STENY HOYER![]()
I would like to share something that is being done extremely well by Bill Gates through the Bill &am...
SHIV NADAR It was a very inhumane bill.
LOIS NELSON It's so funny: at 'SNL,' Bill Hader always kind of treated me like his little sister and...
VANESSA BAYER On all fronts, the bill appears to be far from being greased for passage.
BERT ELY When you pay a hospital bill, you're really paying two hospital bills - one bill for you because...
P. J. O'ROURKE While we were debating the bill, we could have been making amendments to that bill, adding sections ...
GARFIELD DUNLOP Trump would have been unelectable were it not for the groundwork laid by Bill Clinton and Bill Gates...
NAOMI KLEIN![]()
We have a Bill of rights. What we need is a Bill of responsibilities.
BILL MAHER![]()
We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities.
BILL MAHER The Bonaparte has a thin, black bill. The Franklin has a dark red bill.
NORM LANTZ If I answered by dignifying that, (Bill) Parcells and (Bill) Belichick would humiliate me,
CHARLIE WEIS Bob Rubin was opposed to signing the welfare bill. He's not exactly what I call a flaming libera...
RAHM EMANUEL To me, Bill's musical heart is in Earthworks, in the jazz they are playing, in the acoustic kit.
ROBERT FRIPP I'm not Bill Gates. And I'm not Ted Turner.
JAMES JANNARD I've enjoyed doing Wolf Blitzer's program, and I even enjoyed having a heated debate with Bi...
BIANCA JAGGER![]()
Our Keystone legislation received strong bipartisan support in the Senate. Although it didn't re...
JOHN HOEVEN![]()
Over the last several years, I've passed defunding Planned Parenthood, the sonogram bill, voter ...
DAVID DEWHURST The tax bill is probably our most important bill. We should know where the money comes from, and how...
ROBERT HERNON When you show up at a rally supporting a bill, you are supporting the bill.
CHARLIE DENT
NANCY TRAVIS There's a lot of things I believe in this world. I believe in God, I believe in the United State...
BILL ENGVALL If you watch the 'Blue Collar Tour,' I was probably the least redneck of everybody.
BILL ENGVALL I'm a blue collar guy.
BILL ENGVALL When 'Blue Collar TV' was on the 'WB,' we were their second-highest rated show, but ...
BILL ENGVALL I'd like to see the Amazon rainforests before they're all gone, and also the Galapagos - tha...
BILL ENGVALL I love to laugh, and laughter is one of my favorite things. When you have a really good laugh, you f...
BILL ENGVALL I have fun on stage, so people think maybe they should, too.
BILL ENGVALL Jeff Foxworthy Show.
BILL ENGVALL No parents. You have Uncle Jesse, forever in overalls. Then there's Bo and Duke. What do they do? I ...
BILL ENGVALL Blue Collar TV
BILL ENGVALL When you're doing stand-up, you achieve an intimacy with the audience you can't get on TV. There's n...
BILL ENGVALL I learned that you don't take dishes from the table to the dishwasher; you have to rinse them fi...
BILL ENGVALL It's funny: people who meet me say, 'I thought you'd be different.' But I'm stil...
BILL ENGVALL Jay Leno told me once, 'Don't do jokes about things you don't know about.'
BILL ENGVALL If you're just a nice guy - you don't let people walk on you - but if you're just a nice...
BILL ENGVALL I was doing a bit that stupid people should be slapped. But the more I did it, the more I didn't...
BILL ENGVALL I hate stupid people. They should have to wear signs that just say, 'I'm stupid.'
BILL ENGVALL I haven't been really nervous about a gig in a long time.
BILL ENGVALL I don't do politics, I don't do religion, I don't do ethnic jokes.
BILL ENGVALL There's a reason God didn't give me this success in my 20s, because I'd have blown it.
BILL ENGVALL What I do is not regional comedy, and it is not based in the southern area.
BILL ENGVALL I like to hang on to cars. I'm not one of these guys that goes flipping cars all the time. If I ...
BILL ENGVALL I think you can ban guns if you can just pull the trigger and 60 bullets fire out.
BILL ENGVALL People all over are finding themselves in jobs they never thought they'd be in.
BILL ENGVALL I love stand up, but every year, the road takes a little more out of you.
BILL ENGVALL If you lived next door to me and didn't know what I did, you wouldn't know I was a celebrity...
BILL ENGVALL My belief is that if we take away that right to bear arms, the only people that are going to have th...
BILL ENGVALL I've really got no complaints.
BILL ENGVALL I came out of the mall one day, and a guy was standing there with a coat hanger in his window, and I...
BILL ENGVALL To be honest with you, I still eat whatever I want. It's all about portion control. I still love...
BILL ENGVALL Procrastination is like a credit card: it's a lot of fun until you get the bill.
CHRISTOPHER PARKER
I met Bill Clinton; he's a very nice guy. Yeah, Bill Clinton's cool. ED SHEERAN
You come to Washington, there's a rail bill, there's a highway bill, there's a aviation ... ANTHONY FOXX All the fun has gone out of it. [Bill Wyman]
THE ROLLING STONES Bill brought baseball into the 20th century. Before Bill, baseball was just win or lose. But he made...
HANK GREENBERG Bill Cosby, you know, he's a delightful guy.
BARRY CORBIN The bill is what it is. Changes are being made, but the bill is fair and will allow for investment i...
ENRIQUE PROANO
There's no smarter politician out there than Bill Clinton. ED ROLLINS Comedians still make fun of Bill's out-of-control appetites, but with Hillary, the mockery is ab...
RICH LOWRY
Who gets to decide the robotic bill of rights? It's going to be controversial. GRAY SCOTT It is not a for-profit bill - it is a for-safety bill.
JOE ROBINSON
Bill Campbell: "It's not about the money."Ben Horowitz: "What's it about, Bill?"
Bill: "I...
BEN HOROWITZ When I come out and sing the first few bars of Bill Bailey, it's very exciting.
BOBBY DARIN
For me, being with Obama or having dinner with Bill Clinton... it's crazy. It's mind-blowing... JAY-Z
Bill Clinton wanted to survive. And Bill Clinton wanted to thrive, not just for himself, although th... MONICA CROWLEY
Bill Clinton is not my commander-in-chief. OLIVER NORTH
When you've got somebody who's a flaming liberal like Bill Maher calling you out, something&... DAVE MUSTAINE Procrastination is like a credit card: it's a lot of fun until you get the bill.
CHRISTOPHER PARKER This is not our bill. We didn't ask for the bill. We're not lobbying on the bill.
JEFF BENTOFF She agreed to pay the huge postage bill. It was one-third of the bill.
SHEARON BAILEY I think there's bipartisan support in the Senate to pass a good reform bill.
DON NICKLES
NOW With Bill Moyers. BILL MOYERS This is Bill Pardy,
NATHAN FILLION important that we get this bill done.
CHUCK HAGEL
Cindy Sheehan is just Bill Burkett. RUSH LIMBAUGH
We hammered out what I think is a good bill. ... Not a perfect bill, but a good bill. ARLEN SPECTER The governor's bill is not a gay rights bill.
DAN FURMANSKY
You can make an argument that Bill O'Reilly is a conservative or a Republican. Bill's kind o... BRIT HUME
I don't like accidental success. It's what Bill Gates calls 'random,' a term he uses... MASAYOSHI SON
I have visited the cities and towns across America and seen the devastation caused by the trade poli... DONALD TRUMP Let's create jobs by bringing the Shaheen-Portman bipartisan energy efficiency bill to the floor...
JEANNE SHAHEEN
If we were to reengineer the DVR, we would cut America's energy bill by 5%. RICK SMOLAN A farm bill in Washington State is a jobs bill.
SUZAN DELBENE We've had Town Hall meetings, we've witnessed election after election, in which the American...
ERIC CANTOR
Newt Gingrich wrote a novel, and he's a short story. Bill Clinton wrote a biography, and he'... JAMES MCBRIDE We believe that?s an essential component of the bill.
SAM LEE
The right to marry is vital in society. It's a right that's older than the Bill of Rights be... TED OLSON Come on, planning a wedding, let's be honest, it's not fun. It's not fun being in a wedd...
WENDI MCLENDON-COVEY Guys like Howard Stern, Bill O'Reilly, Jim Rome, Bill Maher, those are the guys I love and respe...
EDDIE TRUNK It's no fun being a specimen.
DICK CAVETT
Bill Clinton's foreign policy experience stems mainly from having breakfast at the International... PAT BUCHANAN
Bill Gates is the pope of the personal computer industry. He decides who's going to build. LARRY ELLISON Drag a $100 bill through a trailer camp and there's no telling what you will find.
JAMES CARVILLE
A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swing... BILL VAUGHAN I like Bill a lot. As Bill is presented, I mean you don't ever see Bill blow her head off? You k...
DAVID CARRADINE
I got a chain letter by fax. It's very simple. You just fax a dollar bill to everybody on the li... STEVEN WRIGHT Why will T.O. and Bill work? Why will T.O. and Bill work?
PHIL SIMMS Let's pass the small business credit enhancement bill so small business can get back on its feet...
AUSTAN GOOLSBEE It's just fun just being a girl.
STACY KEIBLER We don't want the perfect to be the enemy of the good. This is a good bill. Is it a perfect bill? Pr...
STENY HOYER
I would like to share something that is being done extremely well by Bill Gates through the Bill &am... SHIV NADAR It was a very inhumane bill.
LOIS NELSON It's so funny: at 'SNL,' Bill Hader always kind of treated me like his little sister and...
VANESSA BAYER On all fronts, the bill appears to be far from being greased for passage.
BERT ELY When you pay a hospital bill, you're really paying two hospital bills - one bill for you because...
P. J. O'ROURKE While we were debating the bill, we could have been making amendments to that bill, adding sections ...
GARFIELD DUNLOP Trump would have been unelectable were it not for the groundwork laid by Bill Clinton and Bill Gates...
NAOMI KLEIN
We have a Bill of rights. What we need is a Bill of responsibilities. BILL MAHER
We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities. BILL MAHER The Bonaparte has a thin, black bill. The Franklin has a dark red bill.
NORM LANTZ If I answered by dignifying that, (Bill) Parcells and (Bill) Belichick would humiliate me,
CHARLIE WEIS Bob Rubin was opposed to signing the welfare bill. He's not exactly what I call a flaming libera...
RAHM EMANUEL To me, Bill's musical heart is in Earthworks, in the jazz they are playing, in the acoustic kit.
ROBERT FRIPP I'm not Bill Gates. And I'm not Ted Turner.
JAMES JANNARD I've enjoyed doing Wolf Blitzer's program, and I even enjoyed having a heated debate with Bi...
BIANCA JAGGER
Our Keystone legislation received strong bipartisan support in the Senate. Although it didn't re... JOHN HOEVEN
Over the last several years, I've passed defunding Planned Parenthood, the sonogram bill, voter ... DAVID DEWHURST The tax bill is probably our most important bill. We should know where the money comes from, and how...
ROBERT HERNON When you show up at a rally supporting a bill, you are supporting the bill.
CHARLIE DENT
No one really wants to admit they are lonely, and it is never really addressed very much between fri... 
When birds burp, it must taste like bugs. 
Letting your mind play is the best way to solve problems. 
Try to be like the turtle - at ease in your own shell. 
Keep your word. Honor commitments, and they will double back to honor you. 
Historically, privacy was almost implicit, because it was hard to find and gather information. But i... 
Go empower yourself. You need confidence because the one thing that bullying does is it belittles yo... 
I had always thought that once you grew up you could do anything you wanted - stay up all night or e... 
Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing. 
I know the world isn't fair, but why isn't it ever unfair in my favor? 
I'm not going out and hitting a 95-mph fastball where I can't see the stitches. I'm not ... 
Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it. 
Anytime I get down to Miami, it's a wonderful thing. 
Movie acting suits me because I only need to be good for ninety seconds at a time. 
If you're so pro-life, do me a favour: don't lock arms and block medical clinics. If you'... 
I was in NYC during 9/11; it happened on a Tuesday, I was on stage Thursday. It was a small crowd, b... 
A buddy will keep you honest and add a dimension of fun to your workout. 
I bugged my mom and dad to 'get me inside the television set' when I was about four years ol... 
I remember being unbelievable bummed when 'Freaks and Geeks' was canceled. 
I have an addiction to caffeine. 
Awards are meaningless to me, and I have nothing but disdain for anyone who actively campaigns to ge... 
You know those adages about smelling the roses and chasing butterflies? The markets are my butterfli... 
Bluegrass is wonderful music. I'm glad I originated it. 
Television isn't inherently good or bad. You go to a bookstore, there are how many thousands of ... 
I think when Kevin Nash put himself on the booking committee and then gave me my first loss, that wa... 