It's incredibly unfair. You don't see a lot of 60-year-old women with 20-year-old men onscreen.

Run for office? No. I've slept with too many women, I've done too many drugs, and I've been to too many parties.

I'm not denying the women are foolish: God almighty made 'em to match the men

I'm not denying the women are foolish: God almighty made 'em to match the men

The NCAA allows three-and-a-half full scholarships for men and four-and-a-half for women. Ours are only about halfway funded for in-state people, and it costs twice as much for international people. That's where our fundraising is really necessary, because to recruit successfully at a little college like Arkansas-Pine Bluff, you have to be able to award some full scholarships and recruit internationally to field a good, quality team like we have now.

Confound you handsome young fellows! You think of having it all your own way in the world. You don't understand women. They don't admire you half so much as you admire yourselves.