It's not how big your pencil is; it's how you write your name.

It's not how big your pencil is; it's how you write your name.

Next thing you know they'll take your thoughts away.

My mom and dad got divorced when I was very young, and growing up in a family where the head of the household wasn't a man made a big difference.

I like jazz, but I could never play it. You just sit there with a guitar the size of a Chevy on your chest, wearing a stupid hat, playing the same solo for an hour.

When you've got somebody who's a flaming liberal like Bill Maher calling you out, something's wrong.