Chelsea Peretti
Related JULIA ROBERTS DEMETRI MARTIN I'd say Jon Stewart has remained funny the entire time. Jon always makes it funny first. And he&... NORM MACDONALD GREG BEHRENDT BRYSON TILLER ELIZABETH GILBERT A lot of female comedians will go up there in a sweatshirt and Converses, trying to dress themselves... CARLY CRAIG RORY MCILROY To this day, I've found that it doesn't matter what a guy looks like if he's really funn... CATHERINE O'HARA Are you taking us to the beach?" - Dan Cahill JUDE WATSON MILLIE BOBBY BROWN I don't know what I want to be when I grow up. It's funny - people ask me that, and I don... MACKENZIE ROSMAN MILLIE BOBBY BROWN It's funny to be discovered by a lot of people who didn't know you before. People always use... TERRY O'QUINN Some of my fans don't really like it when I respond to people who say things that are trying to ... RICKIE FOWLER Comedians don't laugh. They're too busy analyzing why it's funny or not. JAMES LIPTON I can tell you that you will have your hearts broken more by the people you love than by the people ... MARGARET PETERSON HADDIX MIKE BIRBIGLIA STEPHEN COLBERT It's just my natural way - to be funny. I don't know why that is. But as I've said, humo... T. C. BOYLE ALISON SWEENEY It looks ancient," - Amy Cahill JUDE WATSON People say my music is English. I don't know what it is. Maybe it's not me writing English m... HARRISON BIRTWISTLE I feel funny about owning art. I don't really want to say: 'Wow, come and see my Monet - it&... BAZ LUHRMANN I don't follow anything blindly. I have to know the entire thing, if I have to get in to it. It ... KAILASH KHER What's great about stand-up is that you can say whatever you want and go around the country, and... NATASHA LEGGERO I like bowling. I suck at it, but I like it. You know what's so funny? I have days when I'm ... LIL' KIM CALVIN JOHNSON DAISY RIDLEY DANNY DEVITO One of my biggest pet peeves is that I just don't like it when characters do things that are fun... GLENN HOWERTON I want to live in my truth. Tell me you don't like me, and I know it. But when you don't tel... LEE DANIELS WILL FERRELL I find a lot of things kind of funny and I often say what's on my mind, and then get nine texts ... KATE BECKINSALE It SMELLS ancient," - Dan Cahill JUDE WATSON Palm trees were fanned by a warm, light breeze, and they rolled down their windows to smell the sea. JUDE WATSON Movies these days have made killers into funny people. What's that all about? I've got kids ... BILLY BOB THORNTON It's funny: people who meet me say, 'I thought you'd be different.' But I'm stil... BILL ENGVALL I don't think you should be allowed to eat in a restaurant if you haven't waited tables at l... LIZZY CAPLAN I don't have this weird, natural funny bone that constantly comes out. It's not like my ever... RACHAEL HARRIS DYLAN MORAN I don't like comedians who don't have conviction, and with stand-up, it is always best to ha... JACK WHITEHALL BONNIE HUNT JACKIE MASON It's also that comedians don't have the kind of narcissism that actors have. They're wri... RACHEL WEISZ BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH Let's head out to the ruins." - Dan Cahill ROLAND SMITH TAYLOR SWIFT GEORGE R. R. MARTIN STEVEN SPIELBERG Eddie Murphy said once in an interview that nothing is offensive if it's funny. I sort of agree ... ARTIE LANGE GEORGE HARRISON CARL REINER It is troublesome sometimes when people get up in your face in public, you know? And say, 'How c... SHEPARD SMITH I wake up every day and look at my own ugly mug in the mirror and don't think twice about it. Th... LUKE BRACEY People come up and say, 'Hey, I know you!' They're middle-aged women and big burly guys.... IAN GOMEZ EVANNA LYNCH ZARA LARSSON We all know funny people who can't get it down on the page - even funny writers who can't ge... CALVIN TRILLIN AL FRANKEN DANIEL BALDWIN For me, I can't watch violence when it's too grotesque, and it's just like, that's r... AARON TAYLOR-JOHNSON As an actor you get categorized by other people, but it's not like I arrange myself into comedy ... SOPHIE THOMPSON What I don't like so much is people who - how do you say this? - who make judgments over the gen... JOHN DE MOL, JR. KEVIN SPACEY You can't be funny if you don't have good material. MATT LEBLANC TRACEE ELLIS ROSS I think women have such rich emotional lives that they are expressive about. I also think they'r... DARREN STAR It's a fun job, but it's stressful because you have to be funny. You have to have punch line... STEVE BREEN DAN AYKROYD Half of the great comedians I've had in my shows and that I paid a lot of money to and who made ... FLORENZ ZIEGFELD I would like to reach non-gamers. It's always great when guys come up to me who are gamers and r... TIM SCHAFER The funny thing is, I really feel it if I don't run. I start getting sluggish, and I feel like I... KAI RYSSDAL JONAH HILL I know it's financially lucrative to go out on my own, but I don't like it. It's really ... JASON ISBELL BILL BURR My favorite role is mommy. I know that sounds cheesy to people who don't have kids, or there are... VANESSA LACHEY I don't necessarily like wearing lipstick; I just think it's funny to do. I think the darker... MAC DEMARCO The thing I wonder about is where does Brian's creative spark come from? Not his subjects or any... DENNIS WILSON BRAD GORESKI NAIMA ADEDAPO I don't know what makes a marriage work. My husband and I don't have it right at all; it'... EMILY WATSON There are people who have energy that say 'don't come near me, don't get too close.'... NATHAN FILLION JIMMY KIMMEL BRITTANY SNOW MARILYN MANSON My job is to bring the tickle. I know what's funny. LESLIE JONES NINA GARCIA MINDY KALING MIKE NICHOLS KEVIN NEALON MEEK MILL The parrot's so funny. He imitates me and I don't even realize he's doing it. I'm wa... MICK RALPHS MALIN AKERMAN J. K. ROWLING HALLE BERRY KALEY CUOCO When you're young, you say it how it is, and even your views are, like, 'This is totally the... AGYNESS DEYN TRACY MORGAN NICK CAVE
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CHELSEA JOHNSON CHELSEA LEYLAND My husband and I were excited about having a kid - it was having a baby that had us worried. We had ... CHELSEA CAIN I grew up in Washington State and then eventually found my way back to Iowa City for grad school. CHELSEA CAIN I've always been more interested in what happens after the bad thing has happened - the fallout ... CHELSEA CAIN CHELSEA HANDLER CHELSEA HANDLER CHELSEA HANDLER CHELSEA CLINTON When I was younger, I was shy. I was overweight. I wore glasses. I got teased a lot, I grew up watch... CHELSEA COOLEY CHELSEA HANDLER CHELSEA MANNING CHELSEA HANDLER CHELSEA MANNING CHELSEA HANDLER CHELSEA MANNING CHELSEA MANNING CHELSEA HANDLER CHELSEA MANNING CHELSEA SEDOTI It's an unbelievable feeling. There's no words to describe how good this feeling feels right now. CHELSEA MCTIGUE I just go up to bat and try to stay relaxed, not get tense and swing. CHELSEA BAKER CHELSEA HANDLER CHELSEA CLINTON CHELSEA HANDLER CHELSEA HANDLER CHELSEA HANDLER Gretchen Lowell was beautiful in a very grown-up way, in a sophisticated, confident way. It was more... CHELSEA CAIN She was a beautiful girl, but the lack of any spark dampened her prettiness. CHELSEA CAIN CHELSEA HANDLER CHELSEA HANDLER CHELSEA CLINTON I´ve learned about being able to accept myself with diabetes, and I´ve learned a lot about the di... CHELSEA JOHNSON I can´t remember life without diabetes, ... It´s part of me and I´ve accepted it. I didn´t thin... CHELSEA JOHNSON I can't remember life without diabetes. It's part of me and I've accepted it. I didn't think twice a... CHELSEA JOHNSON Jordan was yelling 'I don't want you to go anywhere near him'. I thought it was a joke and started l... 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It's funny when people say, 'I don't think Julia likes me.' Honey, if I don't li... 
I do come across people who don't like me, don't like my comedy, don't think it's fu... 
I don't know if you know you're funny, but you enjoy being funny. I know I'm funny becau... 
Some people are really proud of me, and some don't like it. I don't really know what to tell... 
I don't hate humanity and I'm not interested in people who do. Although, it's funny, act... 
This is the great thing about Northern Ireland. I walk down the street and people stop me and say th... 
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A lot of people say to me, 'Stay grounded; be humble.' David Schwimmer was just like, 'Y... 
I find my fans are really funny people. Most comedians can't say that about their fans. 
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Wear an unusual accessory to complete your outfit. 
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