It's useless to hold a person to anything he says while he's in love, drunk, or running for office.

It's useless to hold a person to anything he says while he's in love, drunk, or running for office.

I've gotta get to know her... I should get drunk with her.

You can't trust a promise someone makes while they're drunk, in love, hungry, or running for office.

I love having my butt kissed by you. That's the best I've had in 10 years!

A person who knows how to laugh at himself will never ceased to be amused.