You meet lots of people in your life, and sometimes you think that people are a certain way, and the...
WILL ARNETT Yeah, you know, within the context of TV families, these are pretty unsavory characters.
WILL ARNETT People have this preconceived notion of me. I'm 'Gob' to them: this thoughtless sociopat...
WILL ARNETT When I was a kid, I was a fan of comedy. I always loved Steve Martin, Chevy Chase, Bill Murray, and ...
WILL ARNETT With 'Mutant Ninja Turtles,' I wanted to play a character who lives more in the real world, ...
WILL ARNETT This pilot, by far, was the best I ever read - and I hope that insults every other pilot I worked on...
WILL ARNETT And I think that at a certain point, after all the time and all the conjecture and everything that h...
WILL ARNETT When it sort of finally sets in that you're not going to be doing that anymore... it's disap...
WILL ARNETT I'm a huge Toronto Maple Leafs fan, and the only other teams whose games I go to are the Rangers...
WILL ARNETT Any kind of run-of-the-mill flaws that are easily solved, to me, are boring. Situational flaws, for ...
WILL ARNETT This might be controversial, but sometimes I think that being happy is a decision. I don't mean ...
WILL ARNETT Because 'Gob' was a terrible magician, he was always, in great comedic moments, messing up h...
WILL ARNETT Vernon Fenwick. He's a cameraman at Channel 6 - he's April O'Neil's cameraman - and ...
WILL ARNETT You don't wake up one morning and say, 'Today is going to be a comedy day.' And the next...
WILL ARNETT My first movie was this independent that I did on the Erie Canal in 1995, called Erie, that I don...
WILL ARNETT We live in an age where people will watch epic entertainment on their phones.
WILL ARNETT My definition of family is just unconditional love. The people who rely on you and who love you, the...
WILL ARNETT Pure unadulterated success is not as funny as failure.
WILL ARNETT You don't want to try to recreate something you've already done.
WILL ARNETT Venice is a place that is high on reinvention. The kind of place that you can go and be whoever it i...
WILL ARNETT Everything's not black and white. We choose to make bad decisions or not.
WILL ARNETT Arrested Development opened a lot of doors for me.
WILL ARNETT No, Arrested Development was such an amazing experience in every way, and you know it was very uniqu...
WILL ARNETT I am happy because I'm grateful. I choose to be grateful. That gratitude allows me to be happy.
WILL ARNETT Any time you can build jokes around a story that resonates on an emotional level, it is going to hav...
WILL ARNETT Look, I get it; you come home, you work hard, and you turn on your TV... You kind of want to escape ...
WILL ARNETT It doesn't look great if you cancel the reigning Best Comedy Program, you know, you're gonna take a ...
WILL ARNETT I mean, I gotta say one of the greatest victories on that show was when we got picked up for the bac...
WILL ARNETT But since day one, we've always been kinda up against it. So at the end, it's not surprising that we...
WILL ARNETT But as a result of that, there was, once the show ended, there was this talk for sort of four, five ...
WILL ARNETT Because I think a lot of people felt like, ultimately - and this isn't the first time I've said this...
WILL ARNETT And we... right from moment one, we were always kinda up against the wall a little bit when it came ...
WILL ARNETT And then we've got Blades of Glory, and we've got Brothers Solomon, and I've got a script in develop...
WILL ARNETT I think that when I was in my 20s, I wanted to go after dramatic roles, and I didn't have a trem...
WILL ARNETT I know that my kids are big 'Turtles' fans because there's been this resurgence, especia...
WILL ARNETT It doesn't look great if you cancel the reigning Best Comedy Program, you know, you're gonna...
WILL ARNETT The first paying voice-over gig I ever got was for a company called Harvard Community Health Plan, w...
WILL ARNETT The thing I always try to hold onto with 'BoJack' and with 'Flaked' is that maybe th...
WILL ARNETT And then we've got Blades of Glory, and we've got Brothers Solomon, and I've got a scrip...
WILL ARNETT If you have a character that doesn't have anything wrong with him, there's nothing funny abo...
WILL ARNETT When David Cross and I made 'Todd Margaret,' we spent time there. We were shocked and happy ...
WILL ARNETT Our reports about civilian casualties here, about the resistance of the Iraqi forces, are going back...
PETER ARNETT President Bush says he is concerned about the Iraqi people, but if Iraqi people are dying in numbers...
PETER ARNETT It's out there. You can't be quite as selective.
CATHY ARNETT That inventory has increased, but they're also selling fast.
CATHY ARNETT I think that there are probably people not ready for retirement living but not ready to take care of...
CATHY ARNETT That's the first time we've seen this many houses in the million-dollar range on the market.
CATHY ARNETT This is an indication that Concord is becoming a regional shopping area. It has the retail sector la...
STUART ARNETT She did something that many people wouldn't do. I'm really proud of her.
ARNETT HAINES Right now, I'm a little upset. I'd really like to talk to you more, but...
ARNETT HAINES He had the microphone first, the instinct to broadcast, to be there. He didn't hesitate. He scooped ...
PETER ARNETT The first moments of the bombing, when the skies were lit up, I was in a room across the hall,
PETER ARNETT He's the one who made that first broadcast possible. He had a real knowledge of broadcasting.
PETER ARNETT The first war plan has failed because of Iraqi resistance. Now they are trying to write another war ...
PETER ARNETT I'd like to say from the beginning that the 12 years I've been coming here, I've met unfailing court...
PETER ARNETT I am still in shock and awe at being fired.
PETER ARNETT I want to apologize to the American people for clearly making a misjudgment over the weekend by givi...
PETER ARNETT Right-wing media and politicians are looking for any opportunity to be critical of the reporters who...
PETER ARNETT Phoenix coming on board gives it a real relevancy and legitimacy that they are going to help move th...
ROC ARNETT It just blows your mind.
ROC ARNETT The cuts would have the effect of an additional Sept. 11.
ROC ARNETT The cuts to Williams are a wrong message to send.
ROC ARNETT It's smoother and quieter to drive on by a long shot.
ROC ARNETT A billion stars above us coat the sky white. It would have been beautiful back home, but not here. H...
JENNIFER ARNETT For me the scariest part was not being able to see anything. I was supposed to be unconscious and un...
LAUREN ARNETT We don’t vanish without a trace. We are not like animals, content with burrows in the ground. We a...
JENNIFER ARNETT When you touched it, blood would actually squirt out. It was very realistic.
LAUREN ARNETT A lot of it had to do with not the fact that it was wet ? but it was cold. And I worry about kids ge...
STEVE ARNETT You'd like to get a group together to have them achieve something that they'll remember for the rest...
STEVE ARNETT The only disappointing part of the day is that I couldn't have been in both places at once.
STEVE ARNETT To say the girls meet was exciting would be an understatement.
STEVE ARNETT Sometimes being unreasonable is a good thing. He wanted to be on the relay team.
STEVE ARNETT You have to give the inexperienced guys a lot of credit. But the thoroughbreds really did the job.
STEVE ARNETT She's a lucky girl. She's going to live, so far.
ARNETT HAINES I was actually in my room at the time when all the ambulances and the fire trucks were driving by. A...
LAUREN ARNETT It isn’t always the treasure that drives men down deep into the sea; it’s something else, someth...
JENNIFER ARNETT If you're not a white male, consider sales seriously. Most employers, regardless of how sexist or r...
RAMONA E.F. ARNETT You know you have reached maturity when you finally decide to stop paying for the consequences of yo...
LESLIE A ARNETT I have only been funny about seventy four per cent of the time. Yes I think that is right. Seventy-f...
WILL FERRELL I don't necessarily believe in organized religion.
WILL SMITH I love being black in America, and especially being black in Hollywood.
WILL SMITH When you create art, the world has to wait.
WILL SMITH I have a great time with my life, and I wanna share it.
WILL SMITH In my mind, I've always been an A-list Hollywood superstar. Y'all just didn't know yet.
WILL SMITH You can cry, ain't no shame in it.
WILL SMITH I've never really viewed myself as particularly talented. I've viewed myself as slightly abo...
WILL SMITH I've trained myself to illuminate the things in my personality that are likable and to hide and ...
WILL SMITH I don't know what my calling is, but I want to be here for a bigger reason. I strive to be like ...
WILL SMITH We all want to be in love and find that person who is going to love us no matter how our feet smell,...
WILL SMITH Whatever your dream is, every extra penny you have needs to be going to that.
WILL SMITH I want the world to be better because I was here.
WILL SMITH So if you stay ready, you ain't gotta get ready, and that is how I run my life.
WILL SMITH Life is lived on the edge.
WILL SMITH If you're not willing to work hard, let someone else do it. I'd rather be with someone who d...
WILL SMITH The first step is you have to say that you can.
WILL SMITH Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
WILL ROGERS Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious.
WILL ROGERS There's so much negative imagery of black fatherhood. I've got tons of friends that are doin...
WILL SMITH When liberty becomes license, dictatorship is near.
WILL DURANT Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.
WILL ROGERS Last year we said, 'Things can't go on like this', and they didn't, they got worse.
WILL ROGERS The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn't still be a farmer.
WILL ROGERS I really feel like the sky is the limit. I'm a dreamer, and I dream in full vivid color HD.
WILL PACKER I'm a student of patterns. At heart, I'm a physicist. I look at everything in my life as try...
WILL SMITH Civilization exists by geological consent, subject to change without notice.
WILL DURANT We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit.
WILL DURANT And where I excel is ridiculous, sickening, work ethic. You know, while the other guy's sleeping...
WILL SMITH Never let yesterday use up too much of today.
WILL ROGERS I am a regular, if not exactly enthusiastic, patron of my local bookshop. I try to buy at least some...
WILL SELF I've always considered myself to be just average talent and what I have is a ridiculous insane o...
WILL SMITH I try to speak my points of view about black America, and how I feel about black men and the role th...
WILL SMITH It's quite highly possible that I have peaked. I mean, I just can't imagine what else I coul...
WILL SMITH I am the black sheep of my family. They are all super talented and intelligent and got proper jobs. ...
WILL POULTER It is fair to say that insofar as sport is taken seriously by those who play it, then to that extent...
WILL SELF One of the most heartening phenomena in today's Britain is the great diversity of the modern ner...
WILL SELF The funny guy doesn't get the girl until later in life. High school, college, everyone still wan...
WILL FERRELL I think the greatest all-around athlete ever was Jim Brown. He played lacrosse, basketball and ran t...
WILL MCDONOUGH When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds.
WILL ROGERS One of my first memories of being a kid was, 'I want to have a real job when I grow up.' And...
WILL FERRELL I just felt that I might to go to university and get some real life. It wasn't stimulating in th...
WILL POULTER Somehow I got a place at Bristol University. I'm still waiting for the phone call to say that th...
WILL POULTER My youngest brother and I went on a ten-day canoe trip in Bowron Provincial Park in British Columbia...
WILL HOBBS I have always said that a conference was held for one reason only, to give everybody a chance to get...
WILL ROGERS I have no Politics. I am for the Party that is out of Power, no matter which one it is. But I will g...
WILL ROGERS When I die, my epitaph or whatever you call those signs on gravestones is going to read: I joked abo...
WILL ROGERS Here it is, a New Year. We got to make some resolutions, as well as interest and tax payments in thi...
WILL ROGERS Everybody is ignorant only on different subjects.
WILL ROGERS Lord, the money we do spend on Government and its not one bit better than the government we got for ...
WILL ROGERS There is no credit to being a comedian, when you have the whole Government working for you. All you ...
WILL ROGERS We can make this thing into a Party, instead of a Memory.
WILL ROGERS Youve got to be an optimist to be a Democrat, and youve got to be a humorist to stay one.
WILL ROGERS I am not a member of any organized partyI am a Democrat.
WILL ROGERS And kid Congress and the Senate, dont scold em. They are just children thats never grown up. They do...
WILL ROGERS I originated a remark many years ago that I think has been copied more than any little thing that Iv...
WILL ROGERS I never met a man I didn't like.
WILL ROGERS All politics takes place on a slippery slope. The most important four words in politics are up to a ...
GEORGE WILL A politician's words reveal less about what he thinks about his subject than what he thinks about hi...
GEORGE WILL Politics should share one purpose with religion: the steady emancipation of the individual through t...
GEORGE WILL Joy comes from using your potential.
WILL SCHULTZ Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.
WILL DURANT When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds
WILL ROGERS To appreciate heaven well, it's good for a person to have some fifteen minutes of hell.
WILL CARLETON But I have learned a thing or two; I know as sure as fate, When we lock up our lives for wealth, t...
WILL CARLETON The editor sat in his sanctum, his countenance furrowed with care, His mind at the bottom of busi...
WILL CARLETON Overall, I think Michael Jordan is the greatest athlete in any particular sport. He dominated the ga...
WILL MCDONOUGH I think with movies I am really connecting to the Joseph Campbell idea of the collective unconscious...
WILL SMITH Never trust a duck.
WILL HERONDALE By the time I was ready for college, I didn't know what I wanted to do. I think I secretly wante...
WILL FERRELL Lobbyists have more offices in Washington than the President. You see, the President only tells Cong...
WILL ROGERS As a bookish adolescent, I sopped up texts as if I were blotting paper and they were fluid.
WILL SELF Football is a mistake. It combines the two worst elements of American life. Violence and committ...
GEORGE WILL Saturday Night Live is such a comedy boot camp in a way, because you get to work with so many differ...
WILL FERRELL The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that each party is worse ...
WILL ROGERS Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated.
WILL ROGERS I've been collecting articles on extremophile bacteria for at least the last ten years. I find t...
WILL HOBBS You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people.
WILL ROGERS It's great to be great, but it's greater to be human.
WILL ROGERS I have always said that a conference was held for one reason only, to give everybody chance to get s...
WILL ROGERS The most interesting thing in the world is another human being who wonders, suffers and raises the q...
WILL DURANT Diplomats are just as essential in starting a war as soldiers are in finishing it.
WILL ROGERS Do anything in this world but monkey with somebody eles's religion. What reasoning of conceit makes ...
WILL ROGERS Fanatical religion driven to a certain point is almost as bad as none at all, but not quite.
WILL ROGERS It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
WILL ROGERS I think hopefully we've got enough brain cells left to decide if our music is really worth somet...
WILL CHAMPION Someone. Everyone. Anyone. No-one. One. One can't be everyone, but there isn't more than one everyon...
WILL ADVISE Strangers are just friends I haven't met yet.
WILL ROGERS I need to try and get away from that brat role, or people are going to think I'm a natural brat.
WILL POULTER Having no applicable skills, in any possible area whatsoever, effectively makes me the master of red...
WILL ADVISE I flow like a butter in the nailed pan I stole. I also kept the nail, to polish and use as a means o...
WILL ADVISE In the early days of the Indian Territory, there were no such things as birth certificates. You bein...
WILL ROGERS Believe in something for another world, but don't be too set on what it is, and then you won't start...
WILL ROGERS The person with the best job in the country is the vice president. All he has to do is get up every ...
WILL ROGERS I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!
WILL ROGERS I tell you folks, all politics is applesauce.
WILL ROGERS No party is as bad as its leaders.
WILL ROGERS Politics is not worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space.
WILL ROGERS The more you read and observe about this politics thing, the more you've got to admit that each part...
WILL ROGERS The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
WILL ROGERS This country has gotten where it is in spite of politics, not by the aid of it. That we have carried...
WILL ROGERS The reason political party platforms are so long is that when you straddle anything it takes a long ...
WILL ROGERS If you ever injected truth into politics, you would have no politics.
WILL ROGERS Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and their politicians as jokes.
WILL ROGERS It doesn't much signify whom one marries, for one is sure to find out the next morning that it was s...
WILL ROGERS Ronald Reagan has held the two most demeaning jobs in the country; President of the United States an...
GEORGE WILL I used to do prank calls as these people and try to convince certain hoteliers that I was someone el...
WILL TUDOR All I know is what I read in the papers.
WILL ROGERS The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way clear to bless the ...
WILL ROGERS The gap between ideals and actualities, between dreams and achievements, the gap that can spur stron...
GEORGE WILL America is a great country, but you can't live in it for nothing.
WILL ROGERS The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don't let it get the best o...
WILL ROGERS We are given children to test us and make us more spiritual.
GEORGE WILL It is no longer enough to be lusty. One must be a sexual gourmet.
GEORGE WILL Live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.
WILL ROGERS About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with a prayer and closes with an i...
WILL ROGERS America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to the select few.
WILL ROGERS Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us with both a House an...
WILL ROGERS There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you
WILL ROGERS There is no argument in the world that carries the hatred that a relioious belief does. The more lea...
WILL ROGERS Most of us spend too much time on the last twenty-four hours and too little on the last six thousand...
WILL DURANT A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people
WILL ROGERS