It'd be funny if one of them was called Gavin. Funny but irrelevant.

The only thing worse than having a party that no one attends is having a party attended only by two vastly, deeply uninteresting people.

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead.

Light is important to us humans. It influences our moods, our perceptions, our energy levels. A face glimpsed among trees, dappled by the shadows and the green-tinged light reflected from the forest, will seem quite different to the same face seen on a beach in hard, dry, sunlight, or in a darkening room at twilight, with the shadows of a venetian blind striped across it like a convict’s uniform.

How funny are dogs?

When it's all said and done, the only thing that matter in life are so damn simple. Family, friends. being safe and well. I think before the war a lot of people got sucked in by the crap on TV. They thought having the right shoes or the right jeans or the right car really mattered. Boy were we ever dumb.