It’s a jungle out there,
So you best beware,
There are creatures lurking, that just don’t care,
They’ll gobble you up in one big bite,
And that’s the last you’ll see of day or night,
So if you value your life and your friends as well,
Don’t let the creatures get you, because it will be pure hell.

I'm a novelist. Anything you say can be taken down and used against you in a work of fiction.

You know, he doesn't have to be the only one bopped in the noggin when noggin-boppin' time rolls around.

Warning: Contains old friends, old enemies, a dramatic cat rescue, soft drink references and a lot of teasing before the steamy sex. Readers are cautioned against drinking any beverage while reading to avoid accidental snorting or spraying of said beverages.

In fact we put so many things in our mouths we constantly have to be reminded what not to eat. Look at that little package of silicon gel that's inside your sneakers. It says DO NOT EAT for a reason. Somewhere sometime some genius bought a pair of sneakers and said Ooooh look. They give you free mints with the shoes

Beware of the young doctor and the old barber