It's a lot easier being black than gay. At least if you're black you don't have to tell your parents.

Jesse Helms and Newt Gingrich were shaking hands congratulating themselves on the introduction of an anti-gay bill in Congress. If it passes, they won't be able to shake hands, because it will then be illegal for a prick to touch an asshole.

It is being both black and gay [which is problematic].

Theres only one thing i admire about emo children, they are the only people that can wear all black, and make it look really gay.

It's important for people to know that gay and lesbian parents are here, that they exist, that they are raising children and that we, like all parents, want to participate in the great traditions of this country.

We must make it clear that a platform of 'I hate gay men and women' is not a way to become president of the United States.