It's a sad day when your iPhone becomes a horcrux, witches hunt your soul and you have to seek the resurrection stone just to find yourself. I was hardly Harry Potter. There was no lightening bolt on my forehead, but if you knew my life you would have met a storm.

What lies between where you are and where you want to be sometimes requires traveling through the Twilight Zone.

I am totally convinced my guardian angel is an addict because I can't find my Adderall and she is not talking.

The good part about having a mental disorder is having a valid reason for all the stupid things we do because of a damaged prefrontal cortex. However, the best part is seeing someone completely sane do the exact same things, without a valid excuse. This is the great equalizer of God and his little gift for all us crazy people to enjoy.

Every writer dreams about the day they can step into their fiction and wander its hallways.

If there was any great lesson in life it was this: No battle was ever won with silence.