It's almost as if you pump up the storm with steroids.

People are always going to eat, so it's a business that won't die out.

This is the first time we've had a full dinner room.

The odds that Mars will crash into the Earth are about as good as the Detroit Tigers winning the 2003 World Series in four games.

Galileo got it wrong. The earth does not revolve around the sun. It revolves around you and has been doing so for decades. At least, this is the model you are using.

Think of the universe as a benevolent parent. A child may want a tub of ice-cream and marshmallows, but a wise parent will give it fruits and vegetables instead. That is not what the child wants, but it is what the child needs.