It's basically that they're going to call the rule book. You can't hook, you can't hold, you can't cross-check, you can't slash. As long as you don't do those things, you're fine. The DVD describes [the new rules] and we're going to really charge our players to learn as quickly as possible that you can't use your stick, you can't be holding, it's body position and crowding people. It's going to be an interesting few months.
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