It's better to put a bug in someone's ear than make a speech

That apple didn’t fall from the tree and I think it landed right on Mom’s head!

He’s a chip off the old block, I just don’t know which one!

I know there are in's and out's, I just don't know what the in's and out's are.

“I McThink therefore I McAm - McShakespeare"

Optimism is the greatest thing in the world!