It's better to waste money than time. You can always get more money.

I try to be as ignorant about things as I can.

I think it's going to be Reese. Again, if somebody that movie was about died in the last year or so, that's the odds on favorite. They like dead people at the Oscars. I mean, the Oscar will go to Reese and June Carter. How can you not give an Oscar to a dead woman?

It's better to waste money, than it is to waste time. You can always get more money.

Anyone who still supports George Bush would still let Michael Jackson babysit their kids.

Robin Hood Prince of Thieves is about a communist sympathizer in tights who, uh, takes people's hard earned money and gives it to lazy people.