It's easy to get married, but hard to stay that way.

He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.

Men? Sure, I've known lots of them. But I never found one I liked well enough to marry. Besides, I've always been busy with my work. Marriage is a career in itself and to make a success of it you've got to keep working at it. So until I can give the

Don't marry a man to reform him--that's what reform schools are for.

A dame that knows the ropes isn't likely to get tied up.

Some women pick men to marry--and others pick them to pieces.