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Monty Python

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SETH MACFARLANE Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
THE DOORS First you must find... another shrubbery! (dramatic chord) Then, when you have found the shrubbery, ...
MONTY PYTHON Romanes eunt domus
LIFE OF BRIAN Always look on the bright side of life. (Monty Python)
MICHAEL PALIN The whole idea of creating saints, it's pure 'Monty Python.' They have to clock up two m...
RICHARD DAWKINS I'd grown up loving English films. I was a huge Monty Python fanatic as a kid.
ALESSANDRO NIVOLA I was greatly influenced by 'The Goons' and 'Monty Python' reconstituting what comed...
SANJEEV BHASKAR Comedy. It was just huge in my house. Peter Sellers and Alec Guinness, Monty Python and all those Ja...
MIKE MYERS 'Monty Python' is now more recognised by the films than by the TV series.
MARK GATISS I like that feeling of discombobulation that comes in creating an absurd world that doesn't make...
REGGIE WATTS I love Monty Python, Black Adder, Fawlty Towers. I'm a huge fan of British comedy.
ISLA FISHER I was pretty much a child of 'Monty Python.' I grew up loving that type of humor and even st...
MICHAEL JAI WHITE No day of my life passes without someone saying the words 'Monty Python' to me. It's not bad.
ERIC IDLE No day of my life passes without someone saying the words 'Monty Python' to me. It's not...
ERIC IDLE My mother is British; she's from Shrewsbury. She turned me onto 'Monty Python' very earl...
JASON BATEMAN I have a weird sense of humour. My dad's the same. We love watching 'Monty Python' toget...
MIRANDA KERR My dad is into movies, and they let me watch movies. I was obsessed with Monty Python when I was in ...
CHARLIE TAHAN The human mind is a funny thing. One day it is your best friend and the next, it is your worst enemy...
ENRIQUE VEGA The human mind is a funny thing. One day it is your best friend and the next, it is your horrible ad...
ENRIQUE VEGA 'Monty Python' and 'The Simpsons' have ruined comedy for writers for the rest of our...
SCOTT ADSIT Remember that film 'Sliding Doors,' when John Hannah woos Gwyneth Paltrow by reciting Monty ...
STEPHEN MERCHANT Who the cap fits, let them wear it. Your worst enemy can be your best friend; your best friend, your...
BOB MARLEY We took up the offer with the BBC, and that was Monty Python's Flying Circus. I didn't have ...
TERRY GILLIAM I prefer the finesse of French humour. English humour is more scathing, more cruel, as illustrated b...
HELEN MIRREN I love the English. My God, they brought us 'Benny Hill,' 'Monty Python,' 'The O...
SETH MACFARLANE I love 'Monty Python,' 'Black Adder,' 'Fawlty Towers.' I'm a huge fan of...
ISLA FISHER If you're talking about Java in particular, Python is about the best fit you can get amongst all...
GUIDO VAN ROSSUM I grew up watching Letterman, 'Seinfeld,' 'SNL,' and Monty Python movies. But nothin...
JOE MANDE I just don't know when we all decided that if it doesn't fit in a Happy Meal box, it's n...
GORE VERBINSKI You can just be your self’s stranger, never its friend, because you are mortal and it is immortal!
SORIN CERIN The difference between your friend and your best friend is that your friend asks, ‘Are you are ok?...
SAVANIA CHINA Being friendless taught me how to be a friend. Funny how that works.
COLLEEN WAINWRIGHT It was maddening how your best friend could twist the knobs inside of you so much that it hurt.
MELISSA DE LA CRUZ The opposite of war isnt peace its creation
JONATHAN LARSON Be your own best friend before you can be somebody else's friend.
SAIDA HOSHI 'Monty Python And The Holy Grail' is a hugely important movie to me. I remember watching it ...
JAMES GUNN Funny how you can forget that every family isn't like yours.
PATRICK NESS Be careful with whom you share your secrets. Don’t forget your best friend has a best friend, and ...
VIKRANT PARSAI I don't think there's a punch-line scheduled, is there?
MONTY PYTHON The Castle Aaahhhgggg - our quest is at an end.
MONTY PYTHON No it can't! An argument is a connected series of statements intended to establish a proposition.
MONTY PYTHON The Adventures of Baron Munchausen.
MONTY PYTHON We apologise for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible have been sacked.
MONTY PYTHON 'What? Ridden on a horse?'
'Yes'
'You're using coconuts!'
'What?'
'You've got two em...
MONTY PYTHON He's not pining, he's passed on. This parrot is no more. He has ceased to be. He's expired and gone ...
MONTY PYTHON What? Ridden on a horse?''Yes''You're using coconuts!''What?''You've got two empty halves of coconut...
MONTY PYTHON Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out ...
MONTY PYTHON Listen, lad. I built this kingdom up from nothing. When I started here, all there was was swamp. Oth...
MONTY PYTHON Of course, it’s a bit of a jump, isn’t it? I mean, er… chartered accountancy to lion taming in...
MONTY PYTHON We are no longer the knights who say ni! We are now the knights who say ekki-ekki-ekki-pitang-zoom-b...
MONTY PYTHON This is a dead parrot!
MONTY PYTHON “I’ll tell you what’s wrong with you… your heads addled with novels and poems. You come home...
MONTY PYTHON Honesty, simplicity and truth are the secret to his comedy,
MONTY PYTHON Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help! I'm being repressed!
MONTY PYTHON And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three,...
MONTY PYTHON NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and ...
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MONTY PYTHON -She turned me into a newt! -A newt?-I got better...
MONTY PYTHON Well she turned me into a newt!""A newt?""I got better...
MONTY PYTHON Yes. Shrubberies are my trade. I am a shrubber. My name is Rogerthe Shrubber. I arrange, design, and...
MONTY PYTHON Jesus did. I was hopping along, when suddenly he comes and cures me. One minute I'm a leper with a t...
MONTY PYTHON Dinsdale, He was a nice boy...... He nailed my head to a coffee table.
MONTY PYTHON Nudge, nudge, wink, wink. Know what I mean?
MONTY PYTHON Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!
MONTY PYTHON I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general...
MONTY PYTHON I think that all good, right thinking people in this country are sick and tired of being told that a...
MONTY PYTHON Tonight, instead of discussing the existence or non- existence of God, they have decided to fight fo...
MONTY PYTHON Nobody expects the Spanish inquisition!
MONTY PYTHON “Ah, Mr Anchovy! Do sit down.” “Thank you. Take the weight off the feet, eh? Lovely weather fo...
MONTY PYTHON “It was a fantastic success. Over 60 000 times more powerful than Britain’s great pre-war joke, ...
MONTY PYTHON “This morning, shortly after 11 o’clock, comedy struck this little house in Dibbley road. Sudden...
MONTY PYTHON “Hampstead wasn’t good enough for you was it? You had to go poncing off to Barnsley. You and you...
MONTY PYTHON Vikings? There ain’t no vikings here. Just us honest farmers. The town was burning, the villagers ...
MONTY PYTHON There's nothing an agnostic can't do if he doesn't know whether he believes in anything or not
MONTY PYTHON Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?
MONTY PYTHON Brian: I'm not the Messiah! Will you please listen? I am not the Messiah, do you understand? Honestl...
MONTY PYTHON Ximinez: Now, old woman -- you are accused of heresy on three counts -- heresy by thought, heresy by...
MONTY PYTHON And now for something completely different.
MONTY PYTHON I wanted to be... A LUMBERJACK!
MONTY PYTHON He's not the Messiah - he's a very naughty boy.
MONTY PYTHON Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.
MONTY PYTHON Oh Lord please don't burn us don't kill or toast your flock Don't put us on the barbecue or simmer u...
MONTY PYTHON He must be a king.Why?He hasn't got shit all over him.
MONTY PYTHON My philosophy, like color television, is all there in black and white
MONTY PYTHON Tis but a scratch''A scratch?! Your arm's off!''No, it isn't.
MONTY PYTHON Always look on the bright side of life.
MONTY PYTHON “It was a fantastic success. Over 60 000 times more powerful than Britain’s great pre-war joke, an...
MONTY PYTHON It's like being in love, discovering your best friend.
ELIZABETH WEIN Most 'Monty Python' fans are, of course, baby boomers, who have long been a nostalgic lot an...
TERRY TEACHOUT Because you know, I’m your best friend, but you’re just not that badass, man.
RACHEL CAINE Unconditional love of self isnt forced...its felt and flows naturally
GAIL MARIE MACLEAN Opening your mind isnt as simple as opening your eyes.
ANDONI GARCIA If your best friend gets it, that's all that matters.
KATHLEEN HANNA That was what a best friend did: hold up a mirror and show you your heart.
KRISTIN HANNAH Your Worst Enemy Could Be Your Best Friend && Your Best Friend Your Worst Enemy
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I don't think there's a punch-line scheduled, is there?
MONTY PYTHON The Castle Aaahhhgggg - our quest is at an end.
MONTY PYTHON No it can't! An argument is a connected series of statements intended to establish a proposition.
MONTY PYTHON The Adventures of Baron Munchausen.
MONTY PYTHON We apologise for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible have been sacked.
MONTY PYTHON 'What? Ridden on a horse?'
'Yes'
'You're using coconuts!'
'What?'
'You've got two em...
MONTY PYTHON He's not pining, he's passed on. This parrot is no more. He has ceased to be. He's expired and gone ...
MONTY PYTHON What? Ridden on a horse?''Yes''You're using coconuts!''What?''You've got two empty halves of coconut...
MONTY PYTHON Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out ...
MONTY PYTHON Listen, lad. I built this kingdom up from nothing. When I started here, all there was was swamp. Oth...
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MONTY PYTHON Honesty, simplicity and truth are the secret to his comedy,
MONTY PYTHON Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help! I'm being repressed!
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MONTY PYTHON NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and ...
MONTY PYTHON You don't like her??? She's beautiful and rich... and got huge...... tracks of land!
MONTY PYTHON -She turned me into a newt! -A newt?-I got better...
MONTY PYTHON Well she turned me into a newt!""A newt?""I got better...
MONTY PYTHON Yes. Shrubberies are my trade. I am a shrubber. My name is Rogerthe Shrubber. I arrange, design, and...
MONTY PYTHON Jesus did. I was hopping along, when suddenly he comes and cures me. One minute I'm a leper with a t...
MONTY PYTHON Dinsdale, He was a nice boy...... He nailed my head to a coffee table.
MONTY PYTHON Nudge, nudge, wink, wink. Know what I mean?
MONTY PYTHON Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!
MONTY PYTHON I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general...
MONTY PYTHON I think that all good, right thinking people in this country are sick and tired of being told that a...
MONTY PYTHON Tonight, instead of discussing the existence or non- existence of God, they have decided to fight fo...
MONTY PYTHON Nobody expects the Spanish inquisition!
MONTY PYTHON “Ah, Mr Anchovy! Do sit down.” “Thank you. Take the weight off the feet, eh? Lovely weather fo...
MONTY PYTHON “It was a fantastic success. Over 60 000 times more powerful than Britain’s great pre-war joke, ...
MONTY PYTHON “This morning, shortly after 11 o’clock, comedy struck this little house in Dibbley road. Sudden...
MONTY PYTHON “Hampstead wasn’t good enough for you was it? You had to go poncing off to Barnsley. You and you...
MONTY PYTHON Vikings? There ain’t no vikings here. Just us honest farmers. The town was burning, the villagers ...
MONTY PYTHON There's nothing an agnostic can't do if he doesn't know whether he believes in anything or not
MONTY PYTHON Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?
MONTY PYTHON Brian: I'm not the Messiah! Will you please listen? I am not the Messiah, do you understand? Honestl...
MONTY PYTHON Ximinez: Now, old woman -- you are accused of heresy on three counts -- heresy by thought, heresy by...
MONTY PYTHON And now for something completely different.
MONTY PYTHON I wanted to be... A LUMBERJACK!
MONTY PYTHON First you must find... another shrubbery! (dramatic chord) Then, when you have found the shrubbery, ...
MONTY PYTHON He's not the Messiah - he's a very naughty boy.
MONTY PYTHON Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.
MONTY PYTHON Oh Lord please don't burn us don't kill or toast your flock Don't put us on the barbecue or simmer u...
MONTY PYTHON He must be a king.Why?He hasn't got shit all over him.
MONTY PYTHON My philosophy, like color television, is all there in black and white
MONTY PYTHON Tis but a scratch''A scratch?! Your arm's off!''No, it isn't.
MONTY PYTHON Always look on the bright side of life.
MONTY PYTHON “It was a fantastic success. Over 60 000 times more powerful than Britain’s great pre-war joke, an...
MONTY PYTHON If you act like you've only got fifteen minutes, it will take all day. Act like you've got all day, ...
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MONTY BEISEL That was a heck of a run.
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MONTY STANSBURY We are trying to avoid that. This chair will accommodate a broad range of employees.
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MONTY DON Kansas City wanted me back. I also visited Green Bay and Pittsburgh. But I just felt the opportunity...
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