The most memorable performance was my appearance in concert in Carnegie Hall. The first standup to d...
SHELLEY BERMAN As a culture I see us as presently deprived of subtleties. The music is loud, the anger is elevated,...
SHELLEY BERMAN How do you tell how a man has been funny? How do you do the sound of his voice? The turn of his face...
SHELLEY BERMAN When he was sitting with you, would he be witty? No,
SHELLEY BERMAN We were sitting watching television, had finished a nice dinner, everything was fine. Other people w...
SHELLEY BERMAN suddenly, we were moving.
SHELLEY BERMAN Few, very few, will ever be able to craft a joke as beautifully as Pat. He was able to just make it ...
SHELLEY BERMAN If you've never met a student from the University of Chicago, I'll describe him to you. If you give ...
SHELLEY BERMAN If I asked for a (stage) light, it was not an ask but a demand. If I demanded, I was having a fit,
SHELLEY BERMAN one of the greatest humorists of the last half-century.
SHELLEY BERMAN The Steve Allen Sunday night show had the right to two options after my first performance.
SHELLEY BERMAN Whether you live in the Village or not people love this neighborhood. They feel a part of it, they f...
ANDREW BERMAN There may be a few real estate speculators who have been eyeing this area and are not happy. But tha...
ANDREW BERMAN This is something that so many people have fought so long for, and it has finally come to fruition. ...
ANDREW BERMAN It's an image of another, much simpler time.
ANDREW BERMAN Here was a federal agency involved in an action that had an impact on historic resources.
ANDREW BERMAN The lack of an heir apparent meant that nobody was interested in the stock. At least now there is a ...
ARNOLD BERMAN Investors still have an appetite for companies that have a shot at greatness.
ARNOLD BERMAN We've been going through a period where volume has been especially low with people sitting on their ...
ARNOLD BERMAN The fact is, the technology universe has always been a fabulous source of wealth creation - and weal...
ARNOLD BERMAN A tax cut by itself would suggest that companies' cash flows would improve and those increased cash ...
ARNOLD BERMAN How these companies sound isn't a terribly good basis for investing right now, ... The fact is that ...
ARNIE BERMAN Linux promises to fulfill the promise made by Unix a decade ago -- a truly cheap, powerful and entir...
ARNIE BERMAN The first focus for companies is reducing operating costs, squeezing the most out of your employees ...
ARNIE BERMAN [One positive is that] there's very little news that could make psychology much worse, and you'll ju...
ARNIE BERMAN Here we are seven days into the new quarter, and the pre-announcement season has been extremely mild...
ARNIE BERMAN If this lasts, the IPO window will open widely enough that more software companies, not just optical...
ARNIE BERMAN If this lasts, the IPO window will open widely enough that more software companies, not just optical...
ARNIE BERMAN In the midst of the mania there were a whole lot of companies that went public that were just pure p...
ARNIE BERMAN The first focus for companies is reducing operating costs, squeezing the most out of your employees ...
ARNIE BERMAN One week does not a capital markets make.
ARNIE BERMAN This year we're using two terrific venues we haven't used in the past; the Hartford Stage Company an...
ARNOLD BERMAN My opinion is you want to save lives.
ALBY BERMAN There are two things that we can do: One is we can control how aggressive the deployment is and also...
ALBY BERMAN Air bags will continue to be developed and improved especially as federal regulations become more st...
ALBY BERMAN Ford will continue to develop new models that will need air bags, and we continue to develop new pro...
ALBY BERMAN Iran is actively pursuing the development of weapons of mass destruction and ballistic missiles.
HOWARD BERMAN American foreign policy has been - and must continue to be - based on unequivocal support for Israel...
HOWARD BERMAN We are also delighted that this bad bill is off the table for the time being, and that there are sti...
BRUCE BERMAN It's important to keep a sense of perspective, but we can and should do better.
BRUCE BERMAN I don't like the precedent of creating a national recreation area, then in the first decade carving ...
BRUCE BERMAN In light of the fact that 'Saving Private Ryan,' which has quite an Oscar buzz going about it now, w...
BRUCE BERMAN It is wrong to say the U.S. should 'not take sides' in the Israeli-Palestinian dispute.
HOWARD BERMAN Iran has a dismal record on human rights.
HOWARD BERMAN It seems to me that if you're getting paid a lot of money and these are your real fans, you could at...
CEO BERMAN For years and years, it was a struggle to get the studios to recognize that their fans were a valuab...
CEO BERMAN It just annoys the hell of out me when someone will get up onstage and [say], 'Uh, you know, I didn'...
CEO BERMAN That's help us get noticed by Hollywood, the fact that these fans are a wellspring of money for the ...
CEO BERMAN Fatherhood is everything I wanted it to be and more. It's an unbelievable experience.
RODGER BERMAN What Viagra does is it increases the blood flow to the genital area -- and blood flow is a very impo...
LAURA BERMAN People who keep their feelings to themselves tend not to know, after a while, what their feelings ar...
PAUL BERMAN I wish to note that intellectual property theft by a government represents the very essence of organ...
HOWARD BERMAN I'm a professional TV watcher and even I find myself wondering what happened to this show or that sh...
MARC BERMAN We asked these questions: What does 'obtain' mean? Are they trying to buy it or exercise the power o...
DAN BERMAN The commercial, free speech, educational potential of the Internet will be stifled, but we still won...
JERRY BERMAN They go into our emergency rooms because they don't have health insurance so they don't have primary...
STEVEN BERMAN Can we do something Monday night and call it PrimeTime ? Yes. Will it be this show? No.
CHRIS BERMAN [For those who have asked, NFL Prime Time will return to ESPN for a 19th season this year but will d...
CHRIS BERMAN Part-time information and full-time opinions can be very dangerous.
CHRIS BERMAN People forget I did highlights for four years at halftime on ABC.
CHRIS BERMAN The excuses are over for Joey Harrington.
CHRIS BERMAN A lot of the best news is associated with the PC industry. Intel has been not just a bellwether in t...
ARNIE BERMAN There's no unilateral belief about tech stocks. People are confused and somewhat justifiably.
ARNIE BERMAN In the late '90s investors believed that tech was such a great secular growth story that cycles didn...
ARNIE BERMAN Clearly there are a lot of industries in tech that are just begging to be consolidated. So the quest...
ARNIE BERMAN At this point, boring makes for an interesting fourth quarter. I think this year's losers win. The s...
ARNIE BERMAN You've had a narrow group of tech companies that have been delivering positive and accelerating grow...
ARNIE BERMAN Sun has not gotten its cost structure under control and is more of a strategic muddle.
ARNIE BERMAN This recent wave of merger news provides some of the strongest evidence yet that companies are willi...
ARNIE BERMAN The bond market is keenly aware that cash flows have improved and that the chances of investors gett...
ARNIE BERMAN Consolidation activity is actually a signal that service providers are scared and will start spendin...
ARNIE BERMAN This is the time of the year that the market, historically, goes up. There's a sense that that rally...
BARRY BERMAN The Nasdaq has been in a rally mode, and these stocks have some momentum behind them. People are loo...
BARRY BERMAN This is a trading market until the Iraq situation is resolved. Every day the market is going to reac...
BARRY BERMAN People kind of jumped the gun on tech stocks. Every time there's anticipation of a pick-up in the ec...
BARRY BERMAN It is a disappointment right now. Nobody expected them to change the rate but they were hoping that ...
BARRY BERMAN The market's had a tough time, then had a nice rally off the lows and now there's some consolidation...
BARRY BERMAN Steroids can seem necessary to compete at the highest levels, and the quick rewards can outweigh the...
HOWARD BERMAN The best way to make the leap is small steps across the chasm.
LAURA BERMAN I would know if there was. But we're on the horns of a dilemma here. I want a narrow fix -- to use S...
HOWARD BERMAN We have a bill which to my way of thinking has stripped out very significant reforms.
HOWARD BERMAN I do believe that there's a patent quality problem. A lot of people who don't have an ax to grind th...
HOWARD BERMAN This bill does exactly what the administration said it wanted ... It sanctions companies, not countr...
HOWARD BERMAN Whatever you think of redistricting, whatever you think of politicians, I don't know how an objectiv...
HOWARD BERMAN We can't be reliant only on one segment. The more diversified we are the faster we can grow and mana...
STEPHEN BERMAN Even in September and October, before we began televising live NFL games, we could do unlimited high...
CHRIS BERMAN We've already seen what (Clark) looks like. The curiosity factor is gone.
MARC BERMAN This important legislation addresses two harsh realities: an intolerably high percentage of the farm...
HOWARD BERMAN The Intel numbers were actually in line with the whisper numbers, so the content is not so surprisin...
ARNIE BERMAN It's a Miami home game, yes, indeed.
CHRIS BERMAN It was improper to dismiss him for having consensual relationships with former students.
CRAIG BERMAN But germs are the most common snowflake starters and lie at the heart of 85 percent of all flakes.2<...
BOB BERMAN Costco is out there looking. The logical place to go is the Jacobs mall.
PATRICK BERMAN Software companies have a nasty habit of doing so much of their business in the last moments of the ...
ARNIE BERMAN It has a wonderful reputations, a wonderful following -- a staff-guest ratio of over two to one, ......
SCOTT BERMAN I'm angry for all the hurt ... more for you, the viewers ... African-American, all Americans,
CHRIS BERMAN An idea is something you have; an ideology is something that has you
MORRIS BERMAN As soon as they learned of these things, they sent a cancellation of their subscription, which they ...
SCOTT BERMAN It's phenomenal. The growth down here has been tremendous. I thought I was coming to a sleepy little...
DAN BERMAN isn't really baked into earnings estimates.
ARNIE BERMAN When you are using a long-distance method to achieve sexual intimacy with a stranger who you never g...
JENN BERMAN What Viagra does is it increases the blood flow to the genital area -- and blood flow is a very impo...
LAURA BERMAN I dropped a guy getting a hot dog. A few holes later, he was OK. But it was awful.
CHRIS BERMAN There's always a role for pornography and for fantasies, if it's used to the benefit of the couple.
LAURA BERMAN You have to make sure the students are highly motivated to pursue their academic interests.
DAN BERMAN We are so happy ... to have you as the first people to taste the beef which we all know is delicious...
DAN BERMAN This fund is something I believe people on all sides of the sewer should support. People are going t...
DAN BERMAN To have to wait four or five days is unimaginable. It makes you sick. But this is something that is ...
SAUL BERMAN If Hamdi, who was seized on a battlefield, is entitled to process and counsel, then a civilian seize...
MARK BERMAN I think the oral argument could be very interesting. I am hopeful, but not optimistic, that some of ...
DOUGLAS BERMAN Things haven't changed all that much.
DOUGLAS BERMAN If I were on trial for my life, I'd want a dozen mitigation specialists to figure out ways to frame ...
DOUGLAS BERMAN It certainly could be a mess.
DOUGLAS BERMAN What Clinton did reinforced the perception that there's a lot of harm and not a lot of good to be do...
DOUGLAS BERMAN She's served the most onerous part of her sentence. Home confinement isn't great, but at least she's...
DOUGLAS BERMAN A judge would say 'He's a good citizen and unlikely to do this again'.
DOUGLAS BERMAN The steady growth in fund-raising support we have received, particularly through our direct mail pro...
DOUGLAS BERMAN It will not only lead the parole board and maybe even the governor to be suspicious of the evidence ...
DOUGLAS BERMAN We are very proud of what we have accomplished in only three years, and this is just the beginning. ...
EILEEN BERMAN We're independent of the Jewish Federation in terms of our decision-making. The money is flowing thr...
EILEEN BERMAN The goal was to attract women who were not currently engaged in philanthropic work, but liked the id...
EILEEN BERMAN While being the husband of uberstylist Rachel Zoe lets me waltz confidently into fashion shows with ...
RODGER BERMAN The focus should not be on talking. Talk is cheap. It must be on action.
HOWARD BERMAN We saw a lot of people taking advantage of the free supersaver shipping before its deadline in mid-D...
CRAIG BERMAN It's our goal to provide our customers with the ability to find, discover, and buy anything they wan...
CRAIG BERMAN Now they can take that and use the relationship we have with Fidelity and turn that into something t...
CRAIG BERMAN We stayed up all night and partied all night for the craziest event in school history. I didn't slee...
CRAIG BERMAN He really wants to get back to the work he's been doing for 15 years in search rather than running a...
CRAIG BERMAN We strongly disagree with the judge's ruling in this case—and we're in the process of reviewing var...
CRAIG BERMAN We strongly disagree with the judge's ruling in this case, and we are in the process of reviewing a ...
CRAIG BERMAN Credit option volumes grew dramatically in 2005, and we expect a continued broadening of the account...
DANIEL BERMAN Gilead has been extremely disingenuous. Gilead's access program is a lie.
DANIEL BERMAN It seems like the drug industries are saying, 'The older drugs are available and they're cheap so we...
DANIEL BERMAN This is the first time we've gotten one from the state of Pennsylvania.
DAVE BERMAN There is one problem, however, at least for alternative experiments of the American variety (and pos...
MORRIS BERMAN There is no question that there is a greater propensity to travel across all segments -- leisure, gr...
SCOTT BERMAN People think you have to make the complete leap, ... Take Yourself to the Top.
LAURA BERMAN This year's figures hold no surprises. Widespread use of illegal sites, made easier with the growth ...
JAY BERMAN I've flown airplanes, and I've done boating. Brewing beer is less expensive ... It's a great hobby.
JAY BERMAN I enjoy my beer. It's a fun hobby, and you get to drink your handiwork.
JAY BERMAN I do believe that there's a patent quality problem,
HOWARD BERMAN It's a "man bites dog" story when longtime adversaries come together to lobby Members of Congress to...
HOWARD BERMAN Any other ruling would have been manifestly unfair, ... Whatever you think of redistricting, whateve...
HOWARD BERMAN He's a legislator, not a press hound. He isn't doing things for the purpose of getting known, he's d...
HOWARD BERMAN There's a natural interest in international affairs, perhaps even greater than other parts of the co...
HOWARD BERMAN The advantage of being a niche network is that you know exactly who your audience is. If you're on t...
MARC BERMAN They won't win any awards for 'War,' but as long as they're bringing in younger viewers, it's a succ...
MARC BERMAN It's more important to Fox what age the audience is than the quality of the show,
MARC BERMAN Reality is a short-term solution. In the long run, there won't be a benefit. ... But the networks ar...
MARC BERMAN I'm optimistic about the new shows,
MARC BERMAN Advertisers believe that once you reach 50, you're over,
MARC BERMAN the most disappointing. Nobody expected 'Invasion' to hold the 'Lost' lead-in. But it's losing a goo...
MARC BERMAN Each network has at least one new show that's doing well. That's a real positive. There's not a sing...
MARC BERMAN It's a two-network race between CBS and NBC,
MARC BERMAN How much greater would their contributions to the U.S. economy be if U.S. copyright owners could acc...
HOWARD BERMAN You've got to come in with a strong case as to how and what you've done to merit the promotion,
LAURA BERMAN The field of medicine has been predominantly male,
LAURA BERMAN Sex changes and shifts throughout our lives, depending on our age and depending on what we’re goin...
LAURA BERMAN After 45, people are at a point in their lives where they know themselves, feel at home in their bod...
LAURA BERMAN Sex changes and shifts throughout our lives, depending on our age and depending on what we're going ...
LAURA BERMAN Otherwise, you just become partners managing the kids and life, and that makes your marriage more vu...
LAURA BERMAN It's natural to feel bursts of anxiety, especially after arguments,
LAURA BERMAN It gives us the opportunity to extend our giving for families that need financial help.
KATE BERMAN People realize it's a great way to support the organization, while having fun. That's what it's all ...
KATE BERMAN I always say it's about the fun and the fund raising, rather than the fast.
KATE BERMAN You have tremendous values out there. Now that they've become so undervalued, the risk of liquidity ...
JEFFREY BERMAN You have tremendous values out there, ... Now that they've become so undervalued, the risk of liquid...
JEFFREY BERMAN We think they advanced the cause,
JEFFREY BERMAN There are a lot of fallen angels and orphans out there.
JEFFREY BERMAN It's pretty heinous, ... Small- and mid-cap stocks, and even micro- and nano-cap stocks, have not pa...
JEFFREY BERMAN It's going to be a mixed market.
JEFFREY BERMAN It's ridiculous -- it's like there's a little sign on the door (of small caps) saying 'Buy me,'
JEFFREY BERMAN You'll see the market under enormous pressure,
JEFFREY BERMAN He made it clear from the get-go that he didn't want to hurt anybody.
JEFF BERMAN To us, his demands sounded rather reasonable. He didn't want a plane to Cuba. He didn't demand 300 m...
JEFF BERMAN I feel sorry for George. He's a troubled person. He seemed to have some psychological problems.
JEFF BERMAN We're absolutely not trying to replicate a bygone era. If we're doing these tunes now, it's because ...
JEFF BERMAN We took this idea and ran with it.
JEFF BERMAN Some resorts have a 'develop at all costs' attitude regardless of environmental impacts or public op...
JEFF BERMAN There needs to be a coordinated response to the industry's green-washing.
JEFF BERMAN The ski industry is going to come under more scrutiny than ever before.
JEFF BERMAN Plainly put, the developer is writing public-land policies. And the Forest Service rubber stamps the...
JEFF BERMAN It's cheating if your spouse considers it cheating. It's hard to give a blanket definition of cheati...
JENN BERMAN When one person in a marriage is going to the Internet to get sex, it erodes the intimacy in the mar...
JENN BERMAN A lot of people are engaging in Internet sex. But for people who are doing it regularly or are subst...
JENN BERMAN It takes more than just being depressed. There are thousands or maybe millions of people who are dep...
LANNY BERMAN That's just the straw that broke the camel's back. It would have to be more than that. There are tho...
LANNY BERMAN As much as I would love to lead the charge (in finding out why boys kill themselves), try to go out ...
LANNY BERMAN It's not uncommon to have somebody look good today, look terrible tomorrow, look good the next day.
LANNY BERMAN The market is soft, and everyone realizes that. But it doesn't mean that everything has gone weak. T...
PATRICK BERMAN The reason that the law is set up with secret ballots is that it's too easy to compromise someone's ...
RICK BERMAN Every so often there's some money left and there's a fight over the carcass. But it's a cost-benefit...
SCOTT BERMAN The power of the Internet players, and the investments they're making in video, is a threat in and o...
SAUL BERMAN Life is obstinate and clings closest where it is most hated.
MARY SHELLEY There is no such thing as women's intuition. You all just have crap poker faces.
RACHEL SHELLEY I do have a fantasy piece of technology that would do my food shopping for me, and if you wanted to,...
RACHEL SHELLEY I've always been Mac, so I guess I always will be. I can't imagine I will change now.
RACHEL SHELLEY Yes I am definitely an 'Orange is the New Black' fan... Not an obsessive, but a fan none the...
RACHEL SHELLEY We constantly abuse and defend a woman's prerogative to change her mind.
RACHEL SHELLEY I'm not big on technology; I only get what I need.
RACHEL SHELLEY