It's hard to lose when your standards are so low.

It's hard to win when you always lose.

A wise old owl sat on an oak; The more he saw the less he spoke; The less he spoke the more he heard; Why aren't we like that wise old bird?

If you're in a bad situation, don't worry it'll change. If you're in a good situation, don't worry it'll change.

The key to wisdom is knowing all the right questions.

The key to wisdom is knowing all the right questions.