It's just that most really good-looking people are stupid, so I exceed expectations.' 'Right, it's primarily his hotness,' I said. 'It can be sort of blinding,' he said. 'It actually did blind our friend Isaac,' I said. 'Terrible tragedy, that. But can I help my own deadly beauty?' 'You cannot.' 'It is my burden, this beautiful face.' 'Not to mention your body.' 'Seriously, don't even get me started on my hot bod. You don't want to see me naked, Dave. Seeing me naked actually took Hazel Grace's breath away,' he said, nodding toward the oxygen tank.
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Related He’s not that smart.” “She’s right,” Augustus says. “It’s just that most re... JOHN GREEN I can only hope,” Julie said, turning back to Gus, “they grow into the kind of thoughtful, intel... JOHN GREEN Seriously, don't even get me started on my hot bod. You don't want to see me naked, Dave. seeing me ... JOHN GREEN I lied," I said. ... "I know it," he said. "Then do something about it. Do anything, just ... WILLIAM FAULKNER Qualities of a Good Nurse: Go," I said. "1. Doesn't pun on your disability," Isaac said.<... JOHN GREEN I read your poem," I croaked. "'Fall.'" Then something I never thought would happen, happened: ... MEGAN MCCAFFERTY Oh, my god!" I said, throwing my hands over my eyes and hurtling my body against the counter. "... DARYNDA JONES Leo,” Hazel gasped, “I can’t—my arms—” “Hazel,” he said. “Do you trust me?”... RICK RIORDAN With a silent order, I urged Snout forward—but he veered away, charging toward Hazel instead. N... JOEL N. ROSS What are you doing?” she asked. “Getting naked.” “What the hells for?�... G.A. AIKEN So the little prince tamed the fox. And when the hour of his departure drew near-- Ah," s... ANTOINE DE SAINT-EXUPéRY May I see you again?" he asked. There was an endearing nervousness in his voice. I smile... JOHN GREEN So you'll teach me?" Val asked. Ravus nodded agin. "I will make you as terrible as you de... HOLLY BLACK Daniel, he said. I would have you follow me. Master!....I will fight for you to the end!.... ELIZABETH GEORGE SPEARE You’ll have sweet dreams?” he asked quietly and sounding like he cared, a lot. God b... KRISTEN ASHLEY «Hazel Grace,” he said, my name new and better in his voice. “It has been a real pleasure to ma... JOHN GREEN I'm sorry,' said the shopkeeper. 'I can't understand your ridiculous accent.' 'My accent?' DEREK LANDY The funny thing about GPS was it didn’t always send you in the right direction. I knew that i... DARYNDA JONES Another thing I don't want on my tombstone," Shane said. You have others?" Claire asked.<... RACHEL CAINE You should shower," I said. "Right now." "I smell that bad?" Actually, he smel... BECCA FITZPATRICK In the desert I saw a creature, naked, bestial, Who, squatting upon the ground, Held his... STEPHEN CRANE I hope you don't really see yourself that way," I said. He turned to look at me and narrowed hi... KATIE ALENDER And recite to them the news of Abraham When he said to his father and his people: What do you ... QURAN How would you like it if I said to you, 'It kills me to say this, but you're actually a tiny bit bea... MELINA MARCHETTA You said you'd give me half an hour!' 'And you said you'd satisfy me whenever I wanted it. I wa... KRESLEY COLE To be fair to Monica," I said, "what you did to her wasn't very nice either." "What'd I do to h... JOHN GREEN What are my options?" "You could read obscure poetry while I play the triangle, I suppose. Or w... MICHELLE HODKIN I am Detective Inspector Me. This is my partner, Detective Her." The traffic warden frowned. "H... DEREK LANDY I was sitting in my lab, my hand spread open on the table, while the skull examined my palm. JIM BUTCHER Plastic ware," he said slowly, "like knives and forks and spoons?" I brushed a bit of dirt off ... SARAH DESSEN Before Kiki and I headed toward the Keep, I thanked my friends. “For what? We didn’t do any... MARIA V. SNYDER In the Desert In the desert I saw a creature, naked, bestial, Who, squ... STEPHEN CRANE Take off your shirt." Jace raised his eyebrows. "I'm not going to attack you," she said i... CASSANDRA CLARE It is cocaine," he said, "a seven-per-cent solution. Would you care to try it?" "No, indee... ARTHUR CONAN DOYLE I want to have the heart and mind of a queen,” she whispered. “I want it more than anything. But... KRISTIN CASHORE Sure. Whatever. She’s all yours.” Daemon grinned. “That she is.” My hand was twitc... JENNIFER L. ARMENTROUT The nutritionist said I should eat root vegetables. Said if I could get down thirteen turnips a... ANDREA GIBSON You've a pretty good nerve," said Ratchett. "Will twenty thousand dollars tempt you?" It ... AGATHA CHRISTIE Ravel said. “And I order people around really well. This morning, Tipstaff came over with a cup of... DEREK LANDY No sex?" He looked at me in disbelief. "Well if you can't have ze sex, what can you do?" ... ELNA BAKER Do you have a Wish?' he asked, referring to this organization, The Genie Foundation, which is in the... JOHN GREEN Gideon laughed. "I like to be direct." "Okay," I said. "But I warn you, I like to be evasive, i... E. LOCKHART My mouth is a fire escape. The words coming out don't care that they are naked. Ther... ANDREA GIBSON You ready to play?" Dave asked, bouncing it. "I don't know," I said. "Are you going to cheat?"<... SARAH DESSEN It's beautiful," said Mort softly. "What is it?" THE SUN IS UNDER THE DISC, said Death. TERRY PRATCHETT Achilles was looking at me. “Your hair never quite lies flat, here.” He touched my head, just be... MADELINE MILLER Can I ask you something?" you said. "How did you ever survive that scandal?" She said, "I... GABRIELLE ZEVIN Why I Cannot Relate "What do you think of this piece?" Someone will ask About some w... KYLEE CARRIER His voice gentled and his touch became more like a caress. "I love you," he whispered. "Romeo.... CAMBRIA HEBERT I took a deep breath. 'For you I've got something better than love.' What's that?' I...tru... AVI How are the eyes?' 'Oh, excellent,' he said. 'I mean, they're not in my head is the only proble... JOHN GREEN So what's your doll's name?" Boo asked me. "Barbie," I said. "All their names are Barbie." SARAH DESSEN Are you gloating inside? That's what this is about, isn't it? Getting me to trust you so you could b... BECCA FITZPATRICK I dialed the number slowly, wanting to get it right. Two rings, and he picked up. "Yes," I sai... SARAH DESSEN What do you want to show me?" "Nothing, really. I just want to be alone with you for a mi... RAINBOW ROWELL I saw a picture of you and Vincent in a 1968 newspaper that said you died in a fire," I said, turnin... AMY PLUM You should be wearing green," she said. "To match your eyes." "In case you never noticed,... GENA SHOWALTER He sipped again, more deeply. “Is this an interrogation, Lieutenant?” It was the smile in his vo... J.D. ROBB I’ve never been this happy,” I whispered, a little scared by it. Caine must have heard the ... SAMANTHA YOUNG Take off your shirt," I said, sitting up and pulling at the hem of the garment. "Why?" he... DIANA GABALDON He shook his head, just looking at me. "What?" I asked. "Nothing," he said. "Why are ... JOHN GREEN Something about you caught me by surprise Though I always knew you’d be my demise. R.S. GREY And your will shall decide your destiny," he said: "I offer you my hand, my heart, and a share of al... CHARLOTTE BRONTë Eros mumbled something. "I'm sorry?" said Aphrodite. "Whatwouldjesusdo." "What would ... MARIE PHILLIPS I am no king, and I am no lord, And I am no soldier at-arms," said he. "I'm none but a har... PETER S. BEAGLE The traffic warden looked up. "This your car?" "It is," said Skulduggery. The traffic wa... DEREK LANDY You are going, Jane?" "I am going, sir." "You are leaving me?" "Yes... CHARLOTTE BRONTë Donneven," I said, in my best Monica imitation, and he laughed. "We're not talking about me." "... SARAH DESSEN There is a plain under a dim sky. It is covered with gentle rolling curves that might remind you of ... TERRY PRATCHETT Hello, ma’am. How are you today?” he asked one day with a grin on his face the size of Kansas. I... HAZEL CARTWRIGHT The captain put his fingers to his temples as if he had a headache. “So, let me get this straight.... RICHELLE E. GOODRICH Mr. Bradford," she said. "I'm not going to propose to you." The twinkle in Mr. Bradford's... HEATHER DIXON The season was waning fast Our nights were growing cold at last I took her to bed with sil... ROMAN PAYNE So look," he began, leaning over the desk, "I was—" "Excuse me?" Bethany said. Her voice was ... SARAH DESSEN Augustus, perhaps you’d like to share your fears with the group.” “My fears?” “Y... JOHN GREEN When you took me from the witch trial at Cranesmuir--you said then that you would have died with me,... DIANA GABALDON Normal? What's that?" "How you really look." "Can you take off all your clothe... KIERSTEN WHITE So say I’m your mom.' 'What?' I said. 'I’m your mom,' he repeated. 'Now tell me you wa... SARAH DESSEN I couldn't get through this last book." "He didn't even just skip ahead to read the sex s... KELLEY ARMSTRONG You're watching me, princess." His soft lips spread into an appreciative smile. "People might ... TERA LYNN CHILDS You moved my head so that it was lying in your lap. "Keep your eyes open," you said. "Stay wit... LUCY CHRISTOPHER You know,” he said, “I wish you could see this cave.” “What’s it like?” ... KRISTIN CASHORE I don't say this to hurt you, love." The endearment slipped out without me even thinking about it. JESSICA VERDAY Daemon spoke in his language. The lyrical quality of his words made no sense to me. “Wh... JENNIFER L. ARMENTROUT This is crap," Shaun said, withdrawing his arm. "Right," I agreed. "Absolutel... MIRA GRANT It was not the thought that I was so unloved that froze me. I had taught myself to do without love.<... KURT VONNEGUT JR. The others can’t see me,” said the little ghost. “I know,” I said. “My name’s... KERSTIN GIER It's going to be okay," Park said. She nodded. "Right." "Because I love you."<... RAINBOW ROWELL He took a deep breath and closed his eyes. "Okay, would you like pizza?" "I don't think you des... MELINA MARCHETTA For five years I didn't think it was possible to be this happy. But then he forgot all those pr... TERRY MCMILLAN I am Shiloh, whose box you stole. Your godmother's sickness lies in your own keeping, you can heal h... A.E. COPPARD I just can't believe that life would give us to each other," he said, "and then take it back." ... RAINBOW ROWELL What's up?" I asked. You tell me," he said. "You were the one about ready to start making... RICHELLE MEAD Try it again," I said. "Kiss me." "No," he said. "Kiss me." "No," And then he smiled.... BENJAMIN ALIRE SáENZ Honestly," I said. What?" Come on. You have to admit it's sort of ridiculous." What i... SARAH DESSEN You have no idea of what you are doing to me,” he warned. She smiled. “Are you trying to fr... AMANDA QUICK Tamani checkled. ‘If it makes you feel any better, it scares the daylights our of me on a regular ... APRILYNNE PIKE I'll fall.' 'You wont fall.' 'I'll fall. I'll fall and I'll die.' As I said it, I cou... KAMILA SHAMSIE I see your pain as clearly as I feel my own. I will share your burden so you feel it... 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