It's like one hand doesn't know what the other hand is doing.


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I think it's a matter of one hand not knowing what the other is doing.
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I don't let the left hand know what the right hand is doing.
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One hand washes the other
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I still maintain that the left hand has to know what the right hand is doing. Even though you're ind...
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never let my right hand know what my left hand does.
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Doing taxes by hand manually is like churning your own butter.
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Patience and wisdom walk hand in hand, like two one-armed lovers.
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That's it. That left hand ... Watch what you're doing!
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On the one hand, we'll never experience childbirth. On the other hand, we can open all our own jars.
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One hand washes the other.
(Manus Manum Lavat)
SENECA
One hand washes the other.
(Manus Manum Lavet)
SENECA
When thou doest alms, let not thy left hand know what thy right hand doeth.
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He has blinding hand speed and great dexterity. He can punch going forwards and backwards which is t...
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Of course you are American,' he said, and waived his hand, like waving away the sentiment. 'What oth...
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One hand I extend into myself, the other toward others.
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But when thou doest alms, let not thy left hand know what thy right hand doeth.
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In our view the Olympic idea involves a strong physical culture supplemented on the one hand by mobi...
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One hand cannot applaud
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One of the best sleight-of-hand guys I know is a plumber.
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You never know what hand she is going to deal you.
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The Gods give with one hand and take with the other.
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It's an acknowledgment of the problem, but it's the wrong solution. The fact is, this country is run...
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The mind, like the dyer's hand, is colored by what it holds.
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This is what is hardest: to close the open hand because one loves.
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And then, in a skittering, chittering rush, it came. The hand, running high on its fingertips, scrab...
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One who gossips usually carries boredom in one hand and bitterness in the other.
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Pressure from bunds is working its way into the Treasury market. Bunds and Treasuries are moving han...
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A flatterer has water in one hand and fire in the other.
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Juries are being presented a real mixed bag of evidence, where on one hand the person before them be...
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It has sometimes been said that we find nowhere in nature an analogue of the difference between "h...
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It has sometimes been said that we find nowhere in nature an analogue of the difference between happ...
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If you do know that here is one hand, we'll grant you all the rest.
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My nature is subdued to what it works in, like the dyer's hand.
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE
My nature is subdued to what it works in, like the dyer's hand
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE
On the other hand,
DAVID LEVY
If it doesnt help, I damned sure dont know what will.
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Just in case you get any ideas, know that I’ll be sleeping with a can of Mace in one hand and pepp...
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Apathy is the glove into which evil slips its hand.
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Apathy is the glove into which evil slips its hand
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Hope is faith holding out its hand in the dark.
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What happens is, in my own case - my own LLCs - the income flows to my personal tax return, whatever...
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It was unusual on the one hand, and yet so recognizable on the other.
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I come bearing an olive branch in one hand, and the freedom fighter's gun in the other. Do not let t...
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On one hand, these reports sometimes come into conflict with the state's interests and mislead publi...
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Transitioning out of foster care is a hugely emotionally and psychologically overwhelming thing. ......
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I, on the other hand,
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Unless my players are fooling me, I think they have no clue to how big this is. I don?t think they u...
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Give me a one-handed economist! All my economists say, On the one hand on the other.
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Industry is fortunes right hand, and frugality its left.
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It's one of the few times that consumers have the upper hand.
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It was impossible to clap with one hand.
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I've been thinking about the record since I reached the fifty plateau. But you think about it an...
MARK MCGWIRE
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover th...
MARK TWAIN
A man never reaches that dizzy height of wisdom that he can no longer be lead by the nose.
MARK TWAIN
Happiness ain't a thing in itself --it's only a contrast with something that ain't pleasant. And so,...
MARK TWAIN
There are people who can do all fine and heroic things but one: keep from telling their happiness to...
MARK TWAIN
All things being equal, people will do business with a friend; all things being unequal, people will...
MARK MCCORMACK
I repeat, sir, that in whatever position you place a woman she is an ornament to society and a treas...
MARK TWAIN
We’ll have to get you a sword,” I said. “When funds allow.”
Snorri shook his head. “A...
MARK LAWRENCE
Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. The conviction of the rich...
MARK TWAIN
Grief can take care of itself; but to get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to divide i...
MARK TWAIN
Let us be grateful to Adam, our benefactor. He cut us out of the blessing of idleness and won for us...
MARK TWAIN
Intellectual work is misnamed; it is a pleasure, a dissipation, and is its own highest reward.
MARK TWAIN
Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions.
MARK TWAIN
I do not like work even when someone else does it.
MARK TWAIN
Work consists of whatever a body is obliged to do, and play consists of whatever a body is not oblig...
MARK TWAIN
Often the surest way to convey misinformation is to tell the strict truth.
MARK TWAIN
Truth is neither alive nor dead; it just aggravates itself all the time.
MARK TWAIN
No real gentleman will tell the naked truth in the presence of ladies.
MARK TWAIN
We had the sky up there, and we used to lay on our backs and look up at them, and discuss whether th...
MARK TWAIN
Man is a Religious Animal. He is the only Religious Animal. He is the only animal that has the True ...
MARK TWAIN
When you ascend the hill of prosperity, may you not meet a friend.
MARK TWAIN