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It's like pulling a pin out of the gears of the clock, to allow them to turn in a synchronized manner.


Mitch Lazar

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MITCH ALBOM It is not until much later, as the skin sags and the heart weakens, that children understand; their ...
MITCH ALBOM There are five people you meet in heaven. Each of us was in your life for a reason. You may not have...
MITCH ALBOM Life has to end. Love doesn't.
MITCH ALBOM Fairness," he said, 'does not govern life and death. If it did, no good person would ever die young.
MITCH ALBOM Every life has one true love snapshot.
MITCH ALBOM People say they 'find' love, as if it were an object hidden by a rock. But love takes many forms, an...
MITCH ALBOM This is the greatest gift God can give you: to understand what happened in your life. To have it exp...
MITCH ALBOM Love like rain, can nourish from above, drenching couples with soaking joy. But sometimes, under the...
MITCH ALBOM Parents rarely let go of their children, so children let go of them. They move on. They move away. T...
MITCH ALBOM Heaven can be found in the most unlikely corners.
MITCH ALBOM Each affects the other, and the other affects the next, and the world is full of stories, but the st...
MITCH ALBOM There are no random acts...We are all connected...You can no more separate one life from another tha...
MITCH ALBOM The only time we waste is the time we spend thinking we are alone.
MITCH ALBOM Sacrifice is a part of life. It's supposed to be. It's not something to regret. It's something to as...
MITCH ALBOM Often, the disconnect between the marketing hype around a new product and what the product actually ...
MITCH KAPOR It just doesn't occur to an American that someone else will solve their problems. Americans take...
MITCH MCCONNELL All great enterprises have a pearl of faith at their core, and this must be ours: that Americans are...
MITCH DANIELS It's weird... people say they're not like apes. Now how do you explain football then?
MITCH HEDBERG Successful entrepreneurs develop products that inspire their passion. They have to. It's that pa...
MITCH KAPOR I used to be a classic workaholic, and after seeing how little work and career really mean when you ...
MITCH ALBOM Physicians today, as human beings, are not exempt from the perverse economic pressures created by fe...
MITCH KAPOR As a kid, I used to be equal parts drawn to and horrified of the circus. They would have these beaut...
MITCH GLAZER I like refried beans. That's why I wanna try fried beans, because maybe they're just as good...
MITCH HEDBERG For people who know both New York and the Bay Area, it is a complement to say that Oakland is San Fr...
MITCH KAPOR Before I started a company, I was an employee with a bad attitude. I was always felt like, bosses ar...
MITCH KAPOR Wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy, all day. Wearing a backpack and a...
MITCH HEDBERG If you're always battling against getting older, you're always going to be unhappy, because ...
MITCH ALBOM I've witnessed first hand the impact the Benchmark team has had on new ventures, and I believe t...
MITCH LASKY My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up. I don't really know what's ha...
MITCH HEDBERG If freedom's best friends cannot unify around a realistic, actionable program of fundamental cha...
MITCH DANIELS I was walking down the street with my friend and he said 'I hear music,' as though there's any other...
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