It's more useful to have someone fear you than respect you.

I'm sure my unique brain tastes the same as a normal brain. Actually, mine might be slightly tastier.

I've never really had time for romantic relationships. I have much more important things to worry about, like saving the world from zombies.

Plus, I wondered if any of these celebrities were alive; or if Brangelina was now a zombified couple.

I promise not to hurt you, unless you try to take my shit. Then I'll twist your head off and hide it in a bush somewhere.

You can't take highways during the apocalypse, because they'll be packed with panicky people.