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RICHARD DOHERTY I have moved on. I have moved forward.
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JEFF GAULTON Taboo has a lot of hidden meanings. We're going to leave that up to your imagination.
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JOE HODAS And if you ever get the impression that I've moved on... You're right. I have.
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CLAY SHAW it ended up not being a very big deal.
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ERICA SEHYUN SONG Jeff Smith was the Julia Child of my generation. When his television show, 'The Frugal Gourmet,&...
ALTON BROWN It's a big, big, big deal.
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CHRIS BURKE I heard it's not a big deal. It's not his bad knee. He'll be OK.
FELIPE ALOU I moved on with my life but I still have a big commitment to Terri. I made her a promise.
MICHAEL SCHIAVO Jeff is consistent every year. He's a big kid, but he's got a lot of patience.
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CECILIA FARLEY It was just a big deal to play there because the Astrodome was a big deal.
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GREG ZIPADELLI Speaking for me, it's just another one of those reporting requirements. It's not that big of a deal.
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RON GLAZ What the agreement says will determine whether it's a big deal or not.
LYNN HEINZE We have a full house, but that's all right. That's not a big deal.
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BRANDON BOWMAN I'm not a big fan of cold weather; that's why I moved to Vegas!
DAVE KEUNING The everybody-loves-Jeff Bridges home base is, of course, 'The Big Lebowski.'
STEPHEN RODRICK It's a big deal. Each milestone is a big step.
ELTON BRAND That was a big deal for her, a big jump.
HOLLY VELOSO We'd use IVF. It's not a big deal any more. Children are such a joy.
JOHN TRAVOLTA Much as I'd like to, you can't pretend this is not a big deal.
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ANNE ROSS I've spent most of my life in Scotland, and I haven't moved around a great deal.
BILL FORSYTH A deal like this could eliminate a big swing factor and make its earnings structure more stable. I c...
FUMIO OSANAI It's still a little sore, but it's no big deal. I'm not worried about it.
DAMASO MARTE It's a big deal to feel appreciated. Many drivers and monitors do not feel that.
DARRELL BRADEN It was not a big deal. There's not a lot of joy in the Rangerdom right now. That's baseball.
TOM HICKS West Jeff is another dangerous team, just like Northridge. They've got a couple of real good shooter...
DOUG GRIFFIN God loves baseball. It's not a real big deal. The colleges and pros â€â€Â...
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ARTHUR HOGAN He's not as easily moved as he once was.
JEFF EVENS So I was smacked out on the Prime Minister's jet, big deal.
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DON MCCORMACK That's a huge, big deal difference.
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GORAN PERSSON I keep both eyes on my man. The basket hasn't moved on me yet.
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CARLOS MARIN I never understood what the big deal is about privacy.
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JEFF LINDSAY the faster it ran away from me. And I found myself reasoning that perhaps one more beer would unlock...
JEFF LINDSAY …a cheerful black shadow reared up behind him as he spoke, thundering a happy challenge to my Dark...
JEFF LINDSAY When faced with people who have very limited conversational skills and no apparent desire to cultiva...
JEFF LINDSAY What a terrible thing life can be.
JEFF LINDSAY It really is better to be lucky than to be good.
JEFF LINDSAY It's always me, isn't it? I'm not really a very nice person, but for some reason it's always me that...
JEFF LINDSAY What do you want a clock for?” “To find out what time it is,” I said. “I think that’s the ...
JEFF LINDSAY And once again I found myself wondering, as I drifted off to stunned and unbelieving sleep:How do th...
JEFF LINDSAY It's that moon again, slung so fat and low in the tropical night, calling out across a curdled sky a...
JEFF LINDSAY It revealed a cruelty that really made one wonder if the universe was such a good idea after all.
JEFF LINDSAY Of course it was a terrible thing, and the world would be a much better place without someone in it ...
JEFF LINDSAY I was never more alive than when the Dark Passenger was driving.
JEFF LINDSAY