It's not the way I perceive myself, I'm so low on my priority list,

We were having one of those great first dates you can only have when it's not an actual date.

Lo, he goeth by me, and I see him not: he passeth on also, but I perceive him not.

I don't judge others. I say if you feel good with what you're doing, let your freak flag fly.

I tell my friends married life is boring, but that's just a fun thing to say to make single people feel better.

When men attempt bold gestures, generally it's considered romantic. When women do it, it's often considered desperate or psycho.