It's really hard to walk in a single woman's shoes -- that's why you sometimes need really special shoes!

You men have no idea what we're dealing with down there. Teeth placement, and jaw stress, and suction, and gag reflex, and all the while bobbing up and down, moaning and trying to breathe through our noses. Easy? Honey, they don't call it a job for nothin'.

It takes half the amount of time you dated someone to get over them.

I love you but it's not my job to fix your finances. [Charlotte]

I'm thinking balls are to men what purses are to women. It's just a little bag, but we feel naked in public without it. [Carrie]

Charlotte: So how are you?
Carrie: I'm good. How are you?
Charlotte: Great.
Carrie: I told Aidan about the affair and he broke up with me.
Charlotte: Trey and I never had sex on our honeymoon.
Carrie: You win. So. Should we get more coffee or should we get two guns and kill ourselves?