It's spider season. Every year, right about now, thousands of the godless eight-legged bastards emerge from the bowels of hell (or the garden, whichever's nearest) with the sole intention of tormenting humankind.


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The typical response from people when I tell them I'm diabetic is, 'Oh, I'm sorry to hea...
CHARLIE KIMBALL
If a girl sings a sexy song, I actually become even more attracted to them.
CHARLIE PUTH
You know, as attorney general, there's no issue more important than making sure you are safe, th...
CHARLIE CRIST
What they're not ready for is guys like you and I and Nails and all the other gnarly gnarlington...
CHARLIE SHEEN
It's a lot harder to get people to 'ooh' and 'aah' over beets and carrots than i...
CHARLIE TROTTER
Freedom does not come without a price. We may sometimes take for granted the many liberties we enjoy...
CHARLIE DENT
My family influenced me very deeply because my dad came from a musical background, from the hillbill...
CHARLIE HADEN
Bill Clinton was not a symbol. People did not invest in him their idea of what America should be or,...
CHARLIE PIERCE
Excellence is about fighting and pursuing something diligently, with a strict and determined approac...
CHARLIE TROTTER
We made history when President Obama appointed Sonia Sotomayor, a proud Latina, the first Hispanic S...
CHARLIE GONZALEZ
We're here to bring beauty to the world and make a difference in this planet. That's what ar...
CHARLIE HADEN
The bass, no matter what kind of music you're playing, it just enhances the sound and makes ever...
CHARLIE HADEN
I've always made weird sounds with my mouth. I've always been fascinated by the sound design...
CHARLIE PUTH
When I think about athletes, probably my favorite guest of all time among baseball players was Ted W...
CHARLIE ROSE
I've gone through many phases in music in my life. Before I was signed, I was making completely ...
CHARLIE PUTH
What an amazing place Beacon Hills is.
CHARLIE CARVER
There are good days and there are bad days, and I've had my share of both.
CHARLIE BELL
I tried marriage. I'm 0 for 3 with the marriage thing. So, being a ballplayer - I believe in num...
CHARLIE SHEEN
The idea that America elected a black man to be its president forty years after it declined to allow...
CHARLIE PIERCE
I don't have a tuxedo that fits anymore because my chest and my biceps are too big.
CHARLIE SHEEN
I wish I could've been friends with Charlie Parker and played with him. That's my period. I ...
CHARLIE HADEN
It's funny being the big news every day - and the good news every day.
CHARLIE ADAM
The only thing I'm addicted to is winning. This bootleg cult, arrogantly referred to as Alcoholi...
CHARLIE SHEEN
My first place in Nashville was like 'Animal House.' The whole band lived under one roof, an...
CHARLIE WORSHAM
I was playing pretty boys and these angelic roles like Nicholas Nickleby and all that stuff. And I w...
CHARLIE HUNNAM
For all the huffing and blowing we get about rugged individualism, the American spirit and the Ameri...
CHARLIE PIERCE
That we are to stand by the President right or wrong is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is mor...
CHARLIE SHEEN
The funny thing is, the music that I'm writing now is probably some of the most cutting edge we&...
CHARLIE DANIELS
A jazz musician can improvise based on his knowledge of music. He understands how things go together...
CHARLIE TROTTER
I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies.
CHARLIE SHEEN
A lot of my friends are gangsters. Not like gangsters - well, yeah, all sorts of levels of criminali...
CHARLIE HUNNAM
There was a reason my first substantial role after rehab was to play a maniac whose personal story e...
CHARLIE SHEEN