It's the best fucking thing I've done for ages.

I was doing things that weren't good for me. So I checked into the Churchill Priory clinic. It was the best thing I've done for ages.

I fucking love my fucking life, and I fucking hope you fucking guys fucking loves your fucking lives, fucking too. Hah, i fucking said the fucking word 'fucking' 12 fucking times. Oh I'm fucking bad.

There is more to fathering than fucking

My daughter Lila loves the smell of gasoline - she always says, 'Mummy, keep the door open,' when I'm filling up the car. I've heard it is one of the most preferred scents in the world - maybe that's something to study for my next fragrance!

All of a sudden I was living what is perceived to be the model life. It was just full-on, 24 hours a day. It was work all the time. And there's always a party to go to.