It's the first time I can leave my canoe in the locker.

If this is the first time you saw it, you wouldn't think much about it. But I think back to when Tiger (Woods) won in '97, it's not even the same golf course.

My God. It's the first hole of the Masters, which it could be a 100-yard par three and it would be a hard hole because of the nerves.

In November, I played four times over Thanksgiving. Over Christmas, I played seven or eight more. So, first of all, I may be the reason they changed the rule that once you qualify for the tournament you can play. I may be the reason that rule gets revoked for everybody.

When I got my first invitation in the mail, I almost threw it away because I didn't know what it was. It doesn't stand out at all. It's a plain, normal white envelope. Doesn't say Augusta National, no return address. And once I opened it, well, now it's in a frame in my office. My first invitation to the Masters.

What a round of golf that is. I saw him at 8 under and thought he was playing a scramble with Ted Purdy.