It's the little ones that are the biggest problems. They're the ones who really don't want to go to jail.

He looks more like a delivery guy than a bounty hunter.

He just needs to fill out his paperwork at the bond office.

You watch that Dog show, you see this guy apprehend two or three guys in an hour. But you don't see the five or six days of legwork it took to find them.

Girls are the worst because they hide better. And guys never tell you about the chicks, especially if they're happy with them.

The element of surprise is very useful.